Calling Out All Dave Traitors!

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  • DaveIsKing
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1504

    Calling Out All Dave Traitors!

    Who will join with me to stand up to all those in this Army (no matter what rank!) to cleanse them of all their TREASON and compel them to repent of sinning against DAVE!

    I am shocked and appalled that some Mods and others helping with this site are, in fact, in league with SAMMY LOVERS, and I am calling out the virile, incredible, SNITCH69 brain to either discontinue with your fucking VAN HAGAR tripe or "step down" gracefully from your "high position" here by never POSTING again.

    We can't be having VAN HAGARITAS moderating a DAVE BOARD, c'mon!!
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  • flappo
    Banned
    • Jan 2004
    • 8108

    #2
    ..hitch rules , but sammy drools

    ..you have to realise hitch is not any ordinary poster , he's an internet legend , far above us mortals , he looks down upon us , bestowing his grate knowledge upon us , in between snorting coke and paying alimony checks

    ..hitch is a man of many words , and very little hair , a man who's name strikes fear in the hearts of one and all , a man who's very utterance causes grown men to weep and short men to fart , a man unlike you and i , a man who simply has the brilliant hitchbrain at his disposal , one that occasionally allows him to listen to subtle nunaces in sammy's god awful lyrics that evade mere mortals such as ourselves

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    • NathanRay
      Head Fluffer
      • Feb 2004
      • 260

      #3
      I'm With You He Called us Fuckers and Said Were all Lost well He's Got a Micro D to S and it's Sammy Hagar's.
      "It's just not an option for me to go and watch some other band — who are only performing because they have some new record coming out — do our music," Roth said. "I have nothing against Velvet Revolver — I'm not familiar with their music — but that was my 3 minutes and 22 seconds up there."
      Roth Keeps it REEEEAL

      Originally posted by Antman
      Fuck Alex Van Halen. That mongoloid Mr. Spock looking mother fucker.

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      • flappo
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 8108

        #4
        ..nah , i agree

        ..hitch is a cunt

        ..let's ban the prick

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        • DaveIsKing
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1504

          #5
          So, you guys DO worship this wacko?
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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12979

            #6
            In an odd way hitch is rather pleasant.
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • DaveIsKing
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1504

              #7
              Ok, I'll admit I don't know HITCH, but from what says I gather one of two things:

              Either A) He is a Sammy-lover.
              B) He is an asshole just tryin' to start shit on DLR Army.


              Either way...I am not impressed and no, he is not pleasant (IMO).

              Be for Dave, or don't hang around...No room for pretenders, I say.
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              • Dr. Love
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7830

                #8
                It's more a A) I think, but that's not the point. You've got Mods on here like Hitch and FORD (and fuck, almost all the others) that have an internet persona that really benefits the Army to have.

                What good is a message board without a little contraversy?
                I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                • DaveIsKing
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1504

                  #9
                  I agree versatility is good, but not THAT kind of versatility.

                  I mean SAMMY FANS moderating a DAVID LEE ROTH board??

                  It just seems all-fucked up, man.

                  It's really disappointing.

                  I think there are enough cool people on here without "personalities" that suck Sammy' ass.
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                  • DavidLeeNatra
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10704

                    #10
                    this is a fucking war and we have to stand in line...this is the goddamn ROTH-ARMY!!! fuck any hagar supporter...even if it would be sarge, I would say FUCK YOU, SARGE !!!
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                    • Bill Lumbergh
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 5472

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DaveIsKing
                      I agree versatility is good, but not THAT kind of versatility.

                      I mean SAMMY FANS moderating a DAVID LEE ROTH board??

                      It just seems all-fucked up, man.

                      It's really disappointing.

                      I think there are enough cool people on here without "personalities" that suck Sammy' ass.
                      I'm with you 100% on this. I don't mind debating the Spamsters(actually enjoy it ), but when you got Mods spewing their pro Hagar agenda on "Roth Army Forums"..........it's a bit fucked up to say the least.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        You little pukes are nauseating...


                        Hitch brings an un-matched level of entertainment to the internet that you idiots will never understand...

                        If you homo's think for one second that you can dictate what is or what is not appropriate for the "Roth Army Forums".. you are seriously fucked in the head...

                        Suck my dick...

                        Be careless...

                        Have a bad day...


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                        • DavidLeeNatra
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10704

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Have a bad day...


                          already happened...listened to the new "song"

                          peace, elvis, have another peanut-butter-banana-sandwich...
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                          • PHOENIX
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2212

                            #14
                            You know what...

                            ......this thread is stupid and useless. I'm sending this one to the Feedback forum.

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                            • DaveIsKing
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1504

                              #15
                              Stupid and Useless?

                              I think that is because most of you Mods are afraid your SAM SUPPORT PACK will be discovered.

                              What about it Phoenix??

                              You, Elvis, Doc...all members of the HITCH69 Cult??

                              HITCH IS 69IN' WITH SAMMY. ..

                              Fuck THE VIRILE, INCREDIBLE SAMMY LOVIN' DICKHEAD.

                              And fuck all of you pussies who kiss his ASS, because he loves VAN HAGAR...and so do...otherwise you wouldn't be getting so mad.
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