Favourite Hagarism

[guwapo_rocker]

Hagarism:

"I'm gonna fuck your OWE....shit man OWE....I was only kidding...

OWE sit down dude your huge you must be what five ten....OWE!

[BrownSound1]

Favorite? I don't have any. However, if he could go without saying "jive" or "love" for an entire album it would be an improvement.

[FORD]

"I sold 72 million records with Van Hagar"

[guwapo_rocker]

"Look at all the people h.......hello...hello..is this thing on?"

[Terry]

"I've played 5,000 solo gigs since I left Van Halen in 1996." Classic Rock 2004

[guwapo_rocker]

Wow...if you devide the 5000 gigs by the 7.5 years it has been...
that means Spammy has played 666.666 shows per year.
He is Superman.....he is also Satan!!

[Mezro]

"Buy my tequila so I can keep my trophy wife!"

Mezro..a Hagarism is like a rectal burp

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Terry
"I've played 5,000 solo gigs since I left Van Halen in 1996." Classic Rock 2004

That one always cracks me up.....damn what a delusional tool.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Terry
"I've played 5,000 solo gigs since I left Van Halen in 1996." Classic Rock 2004

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Wow...if you devide the 5000 gigs by the 7.5 years it has been...
that means Spammy has played 666.666 shows per year.
He is Superman.....he is also Satan!!

LMAO...or how 'bout....

"Eddie, this Roth thing, F**K you! If what you two do is better than what you and I can do, I'll blow you both." - Sammy Hagar 1997

[Bill Lumbergh]

I wonder if Ed and Dave enjoyed the BJ's?!

[Chong Li]

"Whooh!"