Lounge Machine is a Splendid One to Behold

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    Lounge Machine is a Splendid One to Behold



    Take that, bish.


    Let the poets write about me.....
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Hi LoungeMachine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • katie
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 3072

      #3
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      :
      Lounge Machine is a Splendid One to Behold

      After seeing that wedding pic,

      I would say 'Lounge Machine is a Fat Fucking Tub of Lard to Behold'

      Even fatter than Wolfie.

      Outstanding!

      x
      Last edited by katie; 06-14-2009, 02:47 PM.

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555

        #4
        "katie is an unknown quantity at this point"



        Unless you're in the dole line of course.....



        Your obsession and jealousy is touching, champ. But I'm not interested, so you can stop sending me Pm's.
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10849

          #5
          Welcome back, ex-hubby of a C-list celebrity!

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          • katie
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Nov 2004
            • 3072

            #6
            What! She dumped our loveable Mark 'Tubby' Jones / AKA Lounge Queen because he ate all the pies & didn't quite measure up in the bedroom. LOL!

            I actually heard it was because HE was unemployed, could not find work and she was sick of supporting him.

            So cut to the crash..... she got the house and he got that nice plot by the trash in the tralior park.

            Poor Mark, unemployed, fat & stuck in that caravan all day,

            This explains why he has the time to be logged into this site for 20 hours a day.

            And why this site means everything to him, as it is all he really has.

            It would be quite easy for me to rip the shit out of him,

            And make jokes about his mullet hair (2nd on the right) etc etc

            But instead I will forgive him.

            As now I know who he is and what has happended to him etc.

            I can see that he is just lonely.


            Chin up Mark


            X


            Originally posted by GAR
            Welcome back, ex-hubby of a C-list celebrity!
            She is not even that, as she (the breadwinner) was sacked by Vixen LOL!


            Originally posted by Mark I'm still single girls! Jones
            ..... so you can stop sending me Pm's.
            You wish! LOL

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32555

              #7
              LMMFAO

              I know!! He's Kip Winger!!

              -JizzyStool, AKA Gaydar's Lover

              You trolls try so hard, yet always fall short...
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • katie
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Nov 2004
                • 3072

                #8
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine /Nassau, Bahamas August 31
                LMMFAO

                I know!! He's Kip Winger!!

                -JizzyStool, AKA Gaydar's Lover

                You trolls try so hard, yet always fall short...


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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49125

                  #9
                  What?!?! You mean Lounge isn't really Kip Winger?

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                  • Igosplut
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2793

                    #10
                    Whats with this wacky cunt?
                    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #11
                      Drugs, alcohol and unresolved daddy issues, that's my guess, anyways.
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kwame k
                        Drugs, alcohol and unresolved daddy issues, that's my guess, anyways.
                        Like GARipedia & Cadaverdouche ,this bleach blonde,dole drawer,flabby breasted Hosebeast suffers from Lounge envy...
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12707

                          #13
                          Who are you? I see u posted your introduction two days ago. Are u a n00b? We're all l33t here, we will pwn your arse big time.

                          In fact, you can call me Dr34d L0rd Imba "Pwnz0r" McL33t.

                          Like it's written there, n00b.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10849

                            #14
                            For some reason, she's got a beef with Lounge and though I have started PM'ming her the last week, its kinda difficult to explain.

                            From what I can piece together:

                            1. The beef started a year ago, before diamonddavidleeroth.com closed shop.

                            2. She's accused Lounge of fouling her PC somehow, and because she's not as tech-savvy she was disabled from it for quite some time and that cost her.

                            3. There was some hint of an actual relationship going on here on her part, which may be fueling this.

                            4. She states she's overcome a critical illness, and I'll let her be the one to share it here - but I will say the story's still consistent to the one she PM'd me last year so she IS the same person, but different username.

                            5. She's not going to stop the personal attacks because she truly feels violated and believes she has suffered loss because of whatever Lounge did (emailed, installed, deleted etc.) to her PC.

                            All I can say gents, is it's going to be a long summer for Lounge in this so keep your popcorn at hand!

                            I'm keeping out of it, freind to both just sharing for Imapus' sake since he's returned out of the loop on it.

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #15
                              Ooh, ah, thanks GAR. Actually, I think you misunderstood my post, but then again, I can see how easily misunderstood it might be. Fixing that rite now, by adding a quote to it.

                              Anyway, by the time I stopped posting, this war had already escalated, so I already knew about it, but I thank you for taking the time to write that post explaining things.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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