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  • Reverberator
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Aug 2004
    • 10756

    Paul Mc Cartney has died

    macca.jpeg


    Today at 21.01 GMT it has been reported by the BBC that the legendary former Beatle Sir Paul Mc Cartney has dyed his hair.

    Linda is at his side , and he is reported to have had a lighter shade of old mans colour this time.....
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg
  • Reverberator
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Aug 2004
    • 10756

    #2
    Fuckin dyxlex....dislek...dysptryu , sorry i can't spell , i would edit the title if i were a mod.....fuck ...I am!!

    The new title shall be Paul McCartney has died while fucking Yoko Ono up the crudder.......shocker.
    Last edited by Reverberator; 06-26-2009, 06:16 PM. Reason: dislexia .. dyslexia oh fuck it
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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    • thome
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Mar 2005
      • 6674

      #3
      WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS....... on Youtube for a thousand years.

      Was it the gin and tonics or just love in the air.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49125

        #4
        He once had a peg leg inserted into his arsehole during whoopee...

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        • thome
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2005
          • 6674

          #5
          Did I spend the last two weekends blowing what little money I had on drugs booze hookers.. at the tittie bar and that is why I am home on this friday night...?

          All the while I could have been banging some oriental milf..?
          and now I am sad.

          Ahhhhhhhhh.................. the real question is, can she cook ?

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          • hideyoursheep
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2007
            • 6351

            #6
            I berried Paul.

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #7
              I am The Walnuts.


              Koo Koo Cashew!

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              • hideyoursheep
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2007
                • 6351

                #8
                Originally posted by Reverberator
                The new title shall be Paul McCartney has died while fucking Yoko Ono up the crudder.......shocker.
                I think she would be fucking him!

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                • letsrock
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1595

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                  He once had a peg leg inserted into his arsehole during whoopee...
                  I read on the net that he really got into the whole peg leg thing. If she was away, he would rub against it.

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12707

                    #10
                    Oh, dear me... oh, not Sir Paul! Who'd've thunk it? And he was so young, too. Hardly a spot of grey hair. It's always the best, innit?

                    What dye was it? Red dye #2?

                    Cheers! :bottle:
                    Last edited by Anonymous; 06-27-2009, 12:24 PM. Reason: A candy for anyone who gets the reference.

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                    • GAR
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10849

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                      Hardly a spot of grey hair.
                      Did you check all areas of the victim..

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                      • Reverberator
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 10756

                        #12
                        Paul has been dead since 1969.....yokos cunt has also been dead since 1980....
                        Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                        the chazzers are so lucky
                        so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • flappo
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8013

                          #13
                          i did a tribute to this thread at the rb

                          brilliant stuff , reverb !

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10849

                            #14
                            fookin grate

                            I dyed my girlfriend's wig urine-color fer bitchin about nothin all day. Bitch.

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                            • Reverberator
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 10756

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flappo
                              i did a tribute to this thread at the rb

                              brilliant stuff , reverb !
                              Hahaha , I went over to have a look ......there are some dull fuckers out there!
                              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                              the chazzers are so lucky
                              so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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