Private Messages limit

[Anonymous]

Hey, what gives with the private message limit? Who was the motherfucker who came up with this stupid idea? I'd kick his arse in a minute, if he was near me.

100 messages? You can't even say hello in 100 messages.

That's bullshit. Retarded. TAKE OFF THE FUCKING MESSAGE LIMIT.

Seriously, I'd like to know why. Can you find it in your heart to tell me why?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Guitar Shark]

Sarge's favorite number is 100.

[Anonymous]

Oh, I see. Well, why not setting a 100 post limit too, then?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

My inbox is 100% full.

I like it.

Havent had to listen to anyone one piss, bitch, or moan since....

[POJO_Risin]

You know what...that's not a fucking bad Idea...100 post limit...

It will be like a doctor giving you three months to live...

"Now...how and when will I use my last 100 posts..."

I say we do it...

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Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

[Anonymous]

Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

You did, and it's nothing new.

I always post here, when I'm waiting to die.

Anyway, I think I'll create another account so that I have another 100 private messages. Not that I receive that many private messages, mind you. I can go for years without receiving a single one.

But suppose some gorrrgeous grrrl around here is planning spend a few days in the sunny Algarve and getting a piece of the Sylicker at the same time and tries to PM me to see if she can spend a couple of days at Casa del Licker?

It could happen.

And I won't have a sillly PM limit stopping it from actually coming to fruition.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Haha! There we go.

You wouldn't even know the diference.

All PMs shall now be received hencefortwirth.

Take that, you puny Private Message limit.

1 4m 1337, 4nd u c4n't 570p m3. 1 pwnz0r ur 455. 1's r0xx0r!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Where's me sig?


Cheers! :bottle:

[Cato]

currently I have 211 messages in my inbox and 63 messages I sent are still in a folder and I said hello at least 10 times in them.

[Anonymous]

That's because all you have to do is say Konichiwa.

I wanna join the Army's C.I.A.!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Steve Savicki]

Did I just compare posting at the Army to a terminal illness?

Or for people to use insurance to purchase more life support.

[Anonymous]

Savicki??? On MY thread???

Shoo! Shoo! damn, he's worse than cockroaches. AND he's groaning at us, Cato. After we gave him FIV' STAH'S, too.

Someone get the bug spray. We need Savicki out of hre.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GAR]

I don't have any PM limits because I delete them.

I delete them because I can.

I can because I read the toggle-down to change views of inbox or outbox, and selected delet all before I clicked deleted.

Then I clicked Appear Invisible. Now I do not exist.

[Anonymous]

Oh, Gar is annoyed at moi. Was it because I said bad things about his butt buddy, Savicki?

Listen, fuckhead, I KNOW you can delete Private Messages. I just don't wanna. Don't try to school me, boy. He who gets scared away by Katydid.

And before you concern your faggy little head about yours truly, you should think about Savicki's feelings. You just told EVERYONE that you delete his FIV'-STAH'S requests and his private love messages to you .

And by the way... if you wants to stop viewing your boyfriend, the Shitvickster, as a retard, you should stop trying to protect him. Because you're protecting him just like anyone would protect a retard.

Isn't that ironic? YOU make a retard out of Shitvicky more than anyone in this board.

Go away, Gar. And that Shitvicky with ya.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ZahZoo]

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