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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Scientists create human sperm...

    Lab-made sperm could make men redundant...

    July 7, 2009



    Sperm can be made in lab Women who say they don't need a man may well be right – after human sperm was created in the lab.

    The breakthrough could give hope to infertile couples and men left unable to have children after having cancer treatment.

    But don't worry guys, the scientists who created the sperm using stem cells don't plan to take you out of the baby-making process just yet.

    'While we can understand some people may have concerns, this does not mean that humans can be produced in a dish and we have no intention of doing this,' said researcher Prof Karim Nayernia.

    Bullshit!

    'The work is a way of investigating why some people are infertile and the reasons behind it.

    Bullshit again! It's blatent eugenics!

    'It could also allow men who are currently infertile the chance to have a child which is genetically their own but this will be many years away – at least a decade.'

    While scientists at Newcastle University and the NorthEast England Stem Cell Institute insist 'fully mature, functional sperm' was produced, other experts cast doubt on their findings.

    Good!

    Prof Azim Surani, from Cambridge University, described the lab samples as 'a long way from being authentic sperm cells'.

    And the MRC Institute of Medical Research said: 'Although they find some of the sperm cells have tails and can swim, this is not evidence of normality.

    Exactly!


  • letsrock
    Veteran
    • Mar 2007
    • 1595

    #2
    So basically your saying that hideyoursheep will be at the lab thinking it a coffee shop and drink them all down.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      ... human sperm was created in the lab.
      This photo was taken by an insider posing as a janitor at the lab.

      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • Igosplut
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 2793

        #4
        Frustrated lesbians will cheer the world over...
        Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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        • thome
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2005
          • 6677

          #5
          Perfect world, banging chicks, cause they are still going to want some sex.

          They have to raise the kids and men are not liable, I am in.

          Unless you are the kind of guy who wants kids then there will still be that.


          OH C'MON............ YOU WANTED TO SAY IT ..................DANG!!!

          don't shoot the messenger ...

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          • Big Train
            Full Member Status

            • Apr 2004
            • 4013

            #6
            Until they can replace men as human ATM's, the viability of the male species is assured.

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            • Jesus Christ
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2428

              #7
              Ok, who hacked Dad's files and stole the formula?

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              • standin
                Veteran
                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #8
                So, they make them from stem cells? Which ones? I can breed with myself now? I can make another one of me and have it be purely my DNA?

                We would all like that!
                To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                • letsrock
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1595

                  #9
                  Originally posted by standin
                  So, they make them from stem cells? Which ones? I can breed with myself now? I can make another one of me and have it be purely my DNA?

                  We would all like that!
                  that implies that you have a pussy.

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                  • BITEYOASS
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6530

                    #10
                    Get ready for deadbeat dyke-dads! LOL

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                    • standin
                      Veteran
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2274

                      #11
                      Originally posted by letsrock
                      that implies that you have a pussy.
                      Neither here nor there, but how did you analyze male or female genitalia from my statement?
                      To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                      MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                      • letsrock
                        Veteran
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 1595

                        #12
                        Originally posted by standin
                        So, they make them from stem cells? Which ones? I can breed with myself now? I can make another one of me and have it be purely my DNA?

                        We would all like that!
                        you posted that.
                        No idea if your male or female.
                        But here is my thinking, you are on a thread about sperm.
                        Then you say you can breed with yourself.

                        2+2=4

                        I'm sure i'll be wrong so like it matters.

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                        • standin
                          Veteran
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 2274

                          #13
                          I could not breed with my self if I was male. Do you know ANY male or female that has been able to breed with them selves (or for that matter their like kind sex)

                          But you are correct a female egg would be needed for a male. To my knowledge female eggs have not been created from stem cells. And 2 sperms do not a baby make.

                          There went the sterilization at birth program out the window. Got to keep females functional.
                          To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                          MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                          • lesfunk
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3564

                            #14
                            Just Imagine the Mutants the early applications are going to produce
                            http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                            • letsrock
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                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1595

                              #15
                              They could become members on this site.

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