Singers You Can Live Without

[hideyoursheep]

Steve Perry....


:019:



Faaak!!

[Panamark]

Sammy Hagar :barf:

[Panamark]

Bert (sic) Michaels :umm:

[Panamark]

King Diamond !!:poke:

[VanHalener]

Steve could sing. Come on man, dude had some pipes.

Spam is a troll.

Let's not forget Cherone.

Sorry but, Alice Cooper.

[Panamark]

Billy Ray Cyrus :019:

[Panamark]

Justin Hawkins /Tiny Tim (RIP) :deadhorse:

[Panamark]

Britney :bigboobs:

[Panamark]

Well.. I guess Britney doesnt have to sing to generate some form of entertainment...
My Bad

[VanHalener]

Celine Deon

Is that how you spell that annoying name? :)

[Panamark]

Boy george:dickhead:

[VanHalener]

George Michael

[VanHalener]

Who is that annoying chick?...
She sang 'In your Head'
Cranberries maybe

[Panamark]

Yeah ?? Dolores or something, she also
sang "Did you have to smell your finger"

[Panamark]

CHER:rolleye0018:
With that robot voice plugin effect.... :squirts:

[VanHalener]

Bryan Adams

[Cato]

Steven Tyler.....I wonder why the ape is singing whenever I see him on TV. is it just me?

oh yes, also I can live without his band.

[letsrock]

Kip Winger

[letsrock]

Ozzy of the past few years.
We could listen to a 2 year old sing better than he does.

[binnie]

Joe Elliot

[Cato]

Michael Jackson :cato2:

[letsrock]

Well if were gonna name dead people.

Kevin Dubrow was horrible.

[VanHalener]

I think I could live peacefully without this singer...
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[Anonymous]

Oi, King Diamond and Alice Cooper RWAK, you arseholes! And if somebody mentions Neil Diamond, ye're dead.

I agree with the rest of the posts, though.

That chick from whatwasit, Four Non Blondes? Eenahsey Yeahyeahyeah, my ass! Damn, that was annoying.

Gawd any pop "singer" really. They're awful, it's just effects.

Cheers! :bottle:

[FORD]

King Diamond sings like a chipmunk on helium. Granted, it's slightly better than all the other death metal Cookie Monster bullshit, but not by much.

And that Serj guy from System of a Down really gets on my nerves. Same effect as Hillary Clinton when she goes into "scream mode". Not that Hillary is a singer, of course.

[indeedido]

Paul Rodgers.

[binnie]

And that Serj guy from System of a Down really gets on my nerves..

Oh dear Ford, I had you down as a man of talent and taste... :D

[SparkieD]

James Hetfield-if that fucker can't go back to his pre-Justice voice, they should sew his trap shut.

[ZahZoo]

Neil Young

[Anonymous]

King Diamond sings like a chipmunk on helium. Granted, it's slightly better than all the other death metal Cookie Monster bullshit, but not by much.

Pfft, you just can't appreciate the power of his soaring, quasi-operatic falsetto.

You sir, are a man of poor taste.

And that Serj guy from System of a Down really gets on my nerves.[/QUOTE]

Oh, wait... well, you may not be a man of poor taste after all.

Damn, that guy's voice is ANNOYING!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Oh dear Ford, I had you down as a man of talent and taste... :D

Binnie, Binnie, Binnie... what happened to you? You used to be a pervert with good taste. Nowadays, however, not only have you stopped hitting it, you actually say Steel Panther are sub-standard Spinal Tap, claim Yngwie Malmsteen to be nothing more than a "widdler", and you actually ENJOY that guy's singing?


Binnie, you're a normal person now. I'm sorry for you. :(

Cheers! :bottle:

[letsrock]

I think his name is Darius the singer from Hootie and the blowfish.

the guy always sounded asleep.

[Coyote]

A majority of modern metal or all emo "singers"...

[SparkieD]

A majority of modern metal or all emo "singers"...

Yeah, we would definitely be better off without all those whiny bastards! :gun:

[Mushroom]

WARF covering "Little Pig, Little Pig" in a Karaoke bar :)

[FORD]

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton.... failed hair band screamer. Rejected in his attempt to become the first failed Journey replacement for Steve Perry. Sold out to wussy adult contemporary music, but kept the power mullet and the over the top cheesemetal screams while singing music your mother would like.

Just an ugly combination all around.

[Anonymous]

I think I could live peacefully without this singer...
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Nonsense. She just needs to keep her mouth busy with something else, that's all.

:blow:

Cheers! :bottle:

[sadaist]

Geoff Tate. I love Queensryche, but enough is enough already.

[fryingdutchman]

Billy Ray Cyrus :019:

And any and all of his offspring.

And don't forget Laura Branigan! (FUCK OFF, SAVICKI!)

Oh wait...we ARE living without her!

[fryingdutchman]

I think his name is Darius the singer from Hootie and the blowfish.

the guy always sounded asleep.

Darius Rucker.

No danger there....he's been relegated to the "remember when" specials on VH1, along with his "Blowfish" brethren.

[fryingdutchman]

Gloria Estefan!

[fryingdutchman]

Bob Dylan.

[FORD]

Darius Rucker.

No danger there....he's been relegated to the "remember when" specials on VH1, along with his "Blowfish" brethren.

Naa, he's done gone country!

YouTube - Darius Rucker - Don't Think I Don't Think About It (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7ot4R_-Qo) (embedding disabled by Capitol corporate nazis)

Hey, Charlie Pride's getting old. They gotta have one token black guy in Nashville.........

[VanHalener]

Neil Young

I was just thinking the same thing.



What's the dudes name that was kicked out of Velvet Revolver?
Scott Weiland?

[VanHalener]

Gloria Estefan!

She only has a couple of songs I like to hear now and again so I could live without her singing. But I'd hit it. For days! With a side of Paula Abdul and two buckets of KFC.

OWWWWWW!


I could live without Seal

[Terry]

Bret Michaels.

Vince Neil.

Joe Elliott.

Dee Snider.

Tenille (and the fucking "Captain").

Elton John.

Beyonce.

[Little Texan]

Scott Stapp
Bob Seger
Justin Hawkins
Sammy Hagar
Ga_y Manbone
Eddie VH (How many say I, How many say I, How many say I, How many say I...)
Tom Waits
Bob Dylan
That bitch voiced singer for Rascal Flatts
Any of those fag band singers
Kid Crock
Fred Durst
Many more I can't think of ATM...

[The Elfoid_TFS]

Eddie Van Halen. If you can call that croaking 'singing'.

Marilyn Manson's live vocals for the last three years. Walked past his set at a festival a month ago after Thunder on my way to check out the last few songs by Chris Cornell and it was truly dire. The man used to know what he was doing...he's lost now, it's a shame.

I don't mind a few KISS songs where Gene sings vocals, but I really hope he doesn't get to sing many on their forthcoming album.

Steel Panther could do with a better singer. I don't hate their present one, but he's not up to the standard of the rest of them, as a musician.

[Little Texan]

Sinead O'Connor (sp?)

Ol' cueball was annoying as fuck.

[Big Troubles]

Alice Cooper
Dwight Yokum
Chad Kruger
S. Hagar
Dave Coverdale
Weird Al
Tom Petty
Sarah Maclaugchlan (sp?)


And anything by Pink Floyd makes me vomit biol

[sonrisa salvaje]

Blaze Bailey
Mike Tramp
lead singer for the Bulletboys

[sonrisa salvaje]

Steve Winwood
Bruce Hornsby (and the Mange)
Michael McDonald

[sonrisa salvaje]

Engelbert Humpadick
Terrance Trent D'Arby

[Panamark]

EMINENEMA !! :fighting24:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Bon Jovi!!!

guy pretty much sums it up ;)

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[binnie]

I'm surprised at all the hate for Alice Cooper.........

[Panamark]

Cos Alice was a prick and sacked all his schoolmates
when he figured he was bigger than the band..
(Even though they delivered !!!)

If I think of him as Alice the solo act, I have no probs
with him...

[hideyoursheep]

Boy george:dickhead:

And his brother who sang for Dead Or Alive

[hideyoursheep]

David Clayton-Thomas.

Sounded like someone from the old Schoolhouse Rock spots in the 70's.

[hideyoursheep]

James Taylor

Tubby Keith

Shit....just throw everyone Nashville has put out there the past 20 years on the list.


Tom Petty

John Popper

Bjork.....is that right?


Tori Amos....my GOD I can't take that one.

[fryingdutchman]

Anthony Kiedis.

He's very pitchy....dawg.

[VanHalener]

...Marilyn Manson's live vocals...

Could live without any vocals by that giz stain! Better part of that clown dripped down his mothers leg. As a matter of fact I would like to smash him in the face with my boot and drop him in a pit with angry dogs. Can anyone arrange that? :)

[Mr Walker]

Cos Alice was a prick and sacked all his schoolmates
when he figured he was bigger than the band..
(Even though they delivered !!!)

If I think of him as Alice the solo act, I have no probs
with him...

That's not what happened.

[davehagarfan]

That's not what happened.


Wasn't it Shep Gordon that sacked the original Alice band? They are partly too blame as they didn't want to do theatrics anymore. Glenn Buxton really fucked the pooch alot too.

[davehagarfan]

Anthony Kiedis.

He's very pitchy....dawg.

Alot of rock singers are pitchy dawg.....Ozzy, David Lee Roth, Robert Plant,
Paul Stanley in the 70s.....that being said AK's band sucks

[Anonymous]

Cos Alice was a prick and sacked all his schoolmates
when he figured he was bigger than the band..
(Even though they delivered !!!)

If I think of him as Alice the solo act, I have no probs
with him...

Well, he WAS (is) bigger than the band. Even with LoungeMachine on board, he RWAKED!

And anyway, so what if was a prick? As long as he's not a prick to ME directly, I will not take sides, it's stupid.

Drop the hate, peeps. Alice is a motherfuckin' rock god.

Cheers! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

You know it just dawned on me that I could live without any singer as long as I have my David Lee Roth and the mighty =Van Halen=


There is no substitute!


~OWWWWWW~

[hideyoursheep]

American Idol winners and runners-up.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Bono.

Fuck I hate that sanctimonious, holier-than-thou jerkoff and his fucknut lyrics.

[hideyoursheep]

Bono.

Fuck I hate that sanctimonious, holier-than-thou jerkoff and his fucknut lyrics.

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:lmao:

[Bandit02tn]

Michael Bolton Sounds like he needs to poop!:toilet-humor:
Curt Cobain:elvis:
Gary Cherone
Courtney Love
Madonna
Alanis Morisette
Jani Lane Quit whining about Cherry Pie
Steve Perry
Scott Clap Stapp

[hideyoursheep]

The guy from Godsmack.

Why does every song's verses end with AWAY, and YOU?

[Panamark]

Jimmy Somerville !

I cant watch any of his videos without hitting the streets
with an M16 !!!

[Panamark]

That's not what happened.

Correct, but thats the public perception and may explain
a bit of the hatred. As I said, Alice Cooper solo is
great stuff, he's up there in my top ten for sure.

[Panamark]

Alice fucked a dead chick in the morgue called Ethyl !
Legendary stufff !!

[Panamark]

BJORK !:headlights:

Sorry to my finnish mates, and my puppy who comes
from your fine land, but she drives me nuts !

[Mr. Vengeance]

How in the FUCK did we get to page three of this with no mention of Yoko Ono????

[FORD]

How in the FUCK did we get to page three of this with no mention of Yoko Ono????

Because Yoko (and Sammy Hagar) would presumably be on everybody's list automatically?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Sheryl Crow
Allanis Morrisette

[GreenBayLA]

80's style Euro synth pop vocals "I'll stop the world and melt with you" gag!

[hideyoursheep]

:lol:

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[standin]

Terrence Trent D'arby.
Or Sandra or what ever IT is now.

[hideyoursheep]

Bruce Springsteen

[Little Texan]

Bruce Springsteen

Bullseye!

There's one I forgot!

[Little Texan]

George Thorogood

[Panamark]

Eddie Murphy !!! What was he thinking ???????????

[Coyote]

BJORK !:headlights:

Sorry to my finnish mates, and my puppy who comes
from your fine land, but she drives me nuts !

She's from Iceland... And she drives me bonkers, as well.

[Panamark]

Thankgod ! Mitch can hold his tail high and proud again in
all his finisshness :) (How many SSSS's should be in there !!)

[sonrisa salvaje]

Eddie Murphy !!! What was he thinking ???????????

If you want to go that route - Don Johnson, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, and Patrick Swayzee.

[Panamark]

Dont forget "The Hoff"

[sonrisa salvaje]

Dont forget "The Hoff"

Oh no, you didn't go there...

[Coyote]

Thankgod ! Mitch can hold his tail high and proud again in
all his finnishness :) (How many SSSS's should be in there !!)

You were missing an "n"... ( 'n' that's only the half of it, luckily. )

[Coyote]

I can definetly live without Madonna, post-1992...

[OldNo.7]

:biggrin: Neal Diamond

[Eman]

...Jethro Tull...

[OldNo.7]

That fag from The Darkness.

[Anonymous]

:biggrin: Neal Diamond

For a moment there, I thought you was referring to that musical genius, the highly skilled composer and extremely good singer, Neil Diamond.

Then I noticed you was talking about some dude named Neal.

Never heard of the guy, but if he's trying to get leverage through similar names, he probably isn't that good anyway. I guess we CAN live without Neal.

Cheers! :bottle:

[hideyoursheep]

Jonathan goddam Davis..:elvis:

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BDDDDRRRACKASHHHHHEKKKADDDDACKKADRRRRRRRACK!

[crazzycat]

Jonathan goddam Davis..:elvis:

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BDDDDRRRACKASHHHHHEKKKADDDDACKKADRRRRRRRACK!

Ohhhhh!!!!It's him!!!My lovely Korn, interesting when will be their next album&

[ppg960]

Lead singer from Kingdom Come...aka Clone
Tom Petty - brutal
Neil Young..even if he's from Winnipeg / Shit
Michael Jackson
Dwight Yourcum
Jani Lane the drunk
Udo - Accept
Slipknot - WTF is that anyway??

[ppg960]

If you want to go that route - Don Johnson, Bruce Willis, John Travolta, and Patrick Swayzee.

Nice call there!!
Forgot about those imposters!!

[hideyoursheep]

The homo from Linkin Park.

[ace diamond]

sammy hagar, ga y cherone, bret michaels, james hetfield over the last 20 years, ozzy over the last 10 years,YOKO ONO AND WILLIAM HUNG PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
i could go on for an eternity here but i won't.

[Big Troubles]

Cos Alice was a prick and sacked all his schoolmates
when he figured he was bigger than the band..
(Even though they delivered !!!)

If I think of him as Alice the solo act, I have no probs
with him...


alice cant sing...and anyone named "alice" is gay. nuf said.

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I don't hate peoples voices just because they don't have voices that wouldn't win on American Idol. I love Dylan, Petty, and Springsteen. I don't need every fucking singer to be Freddie Mercury or Robert Plant, mmm'kay?! Those guys have soulful voices of character. If you fruit loops want a technically proficient voice that can belt out big gay showtunes like Clay Aiken can, then why the fuck are you fans of Dave and not Gary Cherone?

But the vocalists that annoy me would be that fucking Eddy Vedder-rip-off douche from Creed, Scott Stap. He's another phony flaming bag of douche that road the Christen-Rock bandwagon to one-hit wonderland of flaccid talentless pandering wank...

Another guy that I wouldn't shed a tear for if I heard he died in a plane crash is that fat fuck from the gay movie soundtrack band of "Smash Mouth," Steve Harwell, who smashes his mouth with cock apparently. His aggravating, whiny pitch masked as a witty, ironic sarcastic jaunt makes my fucking skin crawl...

[Nickdfresh]

Jonathan goddam Davis..:elvis:

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BDDDDRRRACKASHHHHHEKKKADDDDACKKADRRRRRRRACK!

Yeah, he's another whiny gay-rod too...

[davehagarfan]

Just to be a dick.....David Lee Roth at times from 1991-2002

[Panamark]

The homo from Linkin Park.


I hate this fucker... Has anyone ever met somebody that admits to
liking Durst ??

[hideyoursheep]

Well, I don't hate peoples voices just because they don't have voices that wouldn't win on American Idol.

Well when you put it that way, Lemmy should make the list....but I just can't do it.

With me, it was more about preference.

[hideyoursheep]

Has anyone ever met somebody that admits to
liking Durst ??

According to Durst, Britney "liked" him for about 20 minutes!:doggystyle:

[Panamark]

According to Durst, Britney "liked" him for about 20 minutes!:doggystyle:

Britney likes walking into gas station toilets with bare feet...

Makes sense that Fred likes her now....

[hideyoursheep]

I think they hooked up some years before the K-fed thing....even Durst said she was too batshit for him!

That's back when Freddie thought he was still a celebrity.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Tracy Chapman. I'd like to pull the bone out of her nose and beat her over the head with it.

[Little Texan]

Macy Gray (remember her?)

[Little Texan]

Aaron Neville

[hideyoursheep]

Josh Todd from ChuckBerry...er, BuckCherry.

[bzuka]

i'm fan of Gloria Estefan

[sonrisa salvaje]

i'm fan of Gloria Estefan

If you fan.... why you here?

[Golden AWe]

All that copy Eddie Vedder...
wait, but doesn't Eddie Vedder copy Bruce Springsteen? :)

[kwame k]

All that copy Eddie Vedder...
wait, but doesn't Eddie Vedder copy Bruce Springsteen? :)

Biggest Springsteen copycat of all time.........

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[GreenBayLA]

Talk about wearing your influences on your sleeve, right down to black sax player LOL

[Anonymous]

All that copy Eddie Vedder...
wait, but doesn't Eddie Vedder copy Bruce Springsteen? :)

If he does, he does it badly. Massive Springsteen fan here, hate Vedder.

Never even thought of comparing those two.

Cheers! :bottle:

[VH Drummer]

Josh Todd from ChuckBerry...er, BuckCherry.

I like Buckcherry but Josh Todd's vocals (and lyrics) are just not that good. They finally wised up and used some "help" on their new album and it helps.

I saw them open for Motley Crue last year and it was unbearable.

I'd also have to say Geddy Lee. There's just something about his voice that irks me and prevents me from listening to Rush.

Alice Cooper can't sing for shit anymore, it's sad.

[hideyoursheep]

I like Buckcherry but Josh Todd's vocals (and lyrics) are just not that good. They finally wised up and used some "help" on their new album and it helps. Maybe if I never actually seen the dude, I could stomach ChuckBerry. Something about the guy reminds me of every wanna-be singer I've ever had over to audition but never called back, only to have them come visit at the most inappropriate times, usually looking for weed (which I didn't smoke) a ride to go get some weed, or waiting for band practice so he could ask for the drummer's weed. Never had money, no PA, no microphones, but owned a fucking Rolex and had ink all over. That guy.




I'd also have to say Geddy Lee. There's just something about his voice that irks me and prevents me from listening to Rush.

I felt that way about Rush's first album, but the tunes were so damned good, I got passed it.:)

[hideyoursheep]

Awww, you don't like how he sounds constipated when he goes "ARRRRRRE YOU RRRRREEEEEAAADYYYYY!!!???!!!!" :biggrin:

His is a goddamn versatile voice, though. He can go hardcore and funky Cameo-esque...Still don't like him? OK, I'll STFU now. :shutit:

I never liked Korn or Limp Bizkit.

I saw them as a cop out for people who couldn't really play instruments or sing..just my take. Maybe a generation gap thing.;)

I totally think they BOTH capitalized on the style FNM laid out first. Neither could carry their equipment IMO.

But you go girl, if that's your bag! I can't dis you for it. Anyone else.....maybe a different story.:biggrin:

[hideyoursheep]

I know The Boss has tons of fans...I just don't "get" Springsteen...I never did.

[David Lee Rocks]

Vince Neil, cant stand the dude::

[Panamark]

I know !!!! whoever was the "girl" who sang for right said fred
on their hunreds of hits...

[Nickdfresh]

All that copy Eddie Vedder...
wait, but doesn't Eddie Vedder copy Bruce Springsteen? :)

If he did, at least he contributed something back into rock with some good albums and at least a modicum of legitimacy. Not just a one or two tosser anthems. But I don't think of Springsteen when I hear Pearl Jam...

[Little Texan]

I know The Boss has tons of fans...I just don't "get" Springsteen...I never did.

I don't either. Never could stand his music or his voice.

[Golden AWe]

If he did, at least he contributed something back into rock with some good albums and at least a modicum of legitimacy. Not just a one or two tosser anthems. But I don't think of Springsteen when I hear Pearl Jam...

Well I don't think he tries to sound like Springsteen...but there are several old Springsteen songs (maybe albums too, I don't have much Springsteen) in his early discography where he sounds very much alike. Very "grunge".