Lounge Machine - Master of a 1000 Lamenesses

[Dolemite!]

29: Following people around, trying to score petty points that are never on topic.

967: Spam. See above.

345: Preference for one liner posts that are meant to be amusing but fails. Also see above.

834: Thread derailing. See above.

407: Thanking people repetitively knowing fully well that they will all feel obligated to thank him back and boost his ratings.

96: Stalking. See point 29.

649: Obsessiveness. See point 29.

434: Stupidity: Never manages to rise above the petty and banal. See points 29, 345, 834.

777: Lame: See all points above.

[WARF]

13: The average age of boys, that Andy Taylor sleeps with.

[Dolemite!]

You're mentally 13 but I wouldn't sleep with you.

[FORD]

[WARF]

You're mentally 13 but I wouldn't sleep with you.

46: The number of erections Dolemite! had at the last duran duran concert.

[Dolemite!]

No one below 25 there.

Do you think you can go back into the Duran closet when you came out with the biggest idolatory thread on them? You're full of it aren't you?

[Guitar Shark]

29: Following people around, trying to score petty points that are never on topic.

967: Spam. See above.

345: Preference for one liner posts that are meant to be amusing but fails. Also see above.

834: Thread derailing. See above.

407: Thanking people repetitively knowing fully well that they will all feel obligated to thank him back and boost his ratings.

96: Stalking. See point 29.

649: Obsessiveness. See point 29.

434: Stupidity: Never manages to rise above the petty and banal. See points 29, 345, 834.

777: Lame: See all points above.

0: Number of people besides yourself who care what you say.

[Dolemite!]

Untrue.

[jhale667]

Denial - duh, a river in Eygpt.

Untrue.

WRONG, Pedo-bear!!!

[Anonymous]

May I ask, Dolemite, what you are trying to achieve with this thread? If you are asking people to take sides in a fight of you against Lounge, I don't think anyone will take your side, if they do take any side at all.

If, however, you're trying to tell us that Lounge is an arsehole, well, we already know that, but we like him anyway. And it certainly won't be YOUR posts that will change that.

Anyway, whatever you're trying to do, you're only succeeding in one thing: You're showing everybody what you are. If there's anybody here who doesn't know yet.

Flung shit has a way to came back and hit the flinger in the face. It never really worked. It certainly isn't working now.

Unless it was your intent to show us you're a petty crying baby with afection issues. Then it worked.

You weren't breast-fed, were you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

997: Amount of threads consisting of ludicrous hatred towards Lounge...

998: Amount of threads with posts about Dave's hair...

Both veery low on my list of interests, frankly.

[Dr. Love]

I demand you use a standardized numbering system. Until you do I can't agree that Lounge Machine is a dick (although I really want to!)

Until then I'm forced to ... admire ... him. Just to spite you.

[Dolemite!]

It's a standard numbering system, there are a 1000 different entries of lameness in the LM files. I just chose a few at random.


Imapus... drop the lecturing tone, it's very old and drunken rants are never particularly enlightening. Your wording of "us" is also ridiculous, goddamn noob.

Cheers!

[Dr. Love]

I demand your Articles of Lameness be ordered ascending or descending!

[Guitar Shark]

I never read Doc's posts anymore. I keep getting distracted.