How does one keep from puking on someone?

[jhale667]

So as I've mentioned, and I imagine every workplace has one, I have a crazy birther co-worker. One who continuously posts vile things on his Facebook page and generally blathers the same shit at work (fortunately we don't work in the same department). Here's the latest, after I posted the YouTube showing the poll results of how misinformed Republicans are who watch FAUX news and think it's real:

"Obama is a Socialist, he is also a Statist. His Administration is very reminiscent of 1933 Germany and the Democratic Socialist Party, the Nazi's. Wake up bro you deserve better than this Liar and Political Thug Obama and his cronies. You deserve real freedom and real representation from your Government that is supposed to work for you, not against you."

I mean, he hit ALL the Repuke talking points - except, ironically the birther shit. He may as well have thrown in "he worships Satan".
Un-friending this buffoon who shall remain nameless would now be far too obvious and perhaps create a rift in the office. Awkward.

He certainly wouldn't stoop to lowering his moral standards long enough to surf a place like this, and I didn't name him anyway so he can't do shit about me reposting it (essentially a random Facebook quote) here...

I mean how do I not KICK THIS GUY IN THE NUTS, I ask you??

[ELVIS]

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

[sadaist]

Just flat out tell him,

"bro, our political views are totally opposite. How about we agree not to discuss politics with each other. Wanna go grab a beer & shoot a game of pool? How about some fishing on Sunday. You hear that Brett Favre signed with the Vikings? Geez. Packers fans are pissed. I hear EVH is working on some new music." etc.....

EZ as pie.

[sadaist]

I mean how do I not KICK THIS GUY IN THE NUTS, I ask you??

By keeping them in your mouth?

[Panamark]

Get him really drunk one night and see his true self..
If its the same, kick him in the nuts then spew on him !

[Nickdfresh]

Tell him that Bush flew airliners into the World Trade Centers.

[jhale667]

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

Problem with that is, he's already made it quite clear he's pretty much incapable of maintaining an "intelligent" rapport...

Were it here or Rothfans, one could go into great detail in explaining to him what an idiot he is for posting that shit, but can't get into a shouting match in the office, obviously...

He should be forced to watch that Research 2000 poll result report again and again....

But yeah, pretty much done talking politics with him, and were it not such great loony fodder, I'd hide his FB updates altogether...

[binnie]

You can't help some people J.

Best to ignore him if he annoys you that much. Whatever his views about Obama and his administration, the comparisons to Hitler's Germany are crass and show a real disrespect to the study of history.

[Seshmeister]

It's amazing how uptight supporters of each side get about politics in the US when both parties are almost identical.

[jhale667]

Much as I'd love to ignore him...

This just in:

"Of hoarse he is a Socialist, and a Statist, He believes in the Government take over of our private enterprise system, the Auto industry, the Banking Industry, the Health Care Industry. Just like the German Democratic Socialist in 1933 so Obama and the Democrats have taken over these industries, and will attempt to take over more. Wake up my brother you deserve better than Obama and his corrupt cronies. Oh and by the way Fox is the only fair and balanced news there is. This is proven!"

[LoungeMachine]

By staying his friend and having an intelligent rapport that continues...

You mean like calling him a fag, telling him to kiss his ass, and to to shut the fuck up like you do in here all the time to people who dont agree with you?

That kind of intelligent rapport?

[Guitar Shark]

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[Guitar Shark]

"Of hoarse he is a Socialist,

My favorite part right there.

[diamondsgirl]

Hillary Clinton was running for US Senator of NY against Rick Lazio. My former boss asked me whom I was voting for. I knew that it wouldn't be wise to talk politics in the office, but I didn't know how to evade the question. I answered, "Hillary Clinton." Since then the harrassment never stopped. This was during the anthrax scare, so she sprinkled white sugar all over my desk while I was out of the office. She even got a couple of coworkers in on this, leaving me every critical article about Hillary Clinton from some obscure local newspaper that seemed to have been written by elementary school students. Ugh.

I cannot stress enough: do not talk politcs at work.

was she your current boss at the time?? what a cunt.

[ELVIS]

You mean like calling him a fag, telling him to kiss his ass, and to to shut the fuck up like you do in here all the time to people who dont agree with you?

That kind of intelligent rapport?

I consider you a friend and a good guy...

If you don't know i'm joking when I say those silly or stupid things, you can shut the fu... nevermind...

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