Moral Question #1 [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 10:43 PM

What do you think is worse zoophilia or necro zoophilia?

Is it worse to fuck a live animal or a dead one do you think?

It's a tricky one.

Most people are happy enough to eat dead animals so why not fuck them? Since a live animal cannot really give consent then is it always rape? That said if you were a goat would you rather be fucked even raped than killed and then fucked?

Full Bug

08-20-2009, 10:48 PM

Full Bug

08-20-2009, 10:49 PM

I'm afraid to see any answers to this thread....:)

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 10:51 PM

You never voted!

Full Bug

08-20-2009, 10:58 PM

I guess fucking a dead goat would be worse, wouldnt have the lube......

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 11:01 PM

So you're assuming that you would be able to sexually excite the goat prior to penetration?

I wasn't really concentrating on the practicalities more the moral angle but at least it was an answer...

SparkieD

08-20-2009, 11:08 PM

Why dontcha ask this guy?

Longs man arrested again for molesting horse - Local - The Sun News (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/local/story/1001403.html)

Full Bug

08-20-2009, 11:13 PM

So you're assuming that you would be able to sexually excite the goat prior to penetration?

After 10 years with the same women, I can barely excite her, what makes you think I can excite a goat? Just sayin......

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 11:13 PM

Why dontcha ask this guy?

Longs man arrested again for molesting horse - Local - The Sun News (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/local/story/1001403.html)

Well this is one of the points. I don't think it's actually illegal to fuck a dead horse only a live one so unlike Full Bug the US legal system seems to be going for Option A.

Seshmeister

08-20-2009, 11:17 PM

After 10 years with the same women, I can barely excite her, what makes you think I can excite a goat? Just sayin......

What if you tried wearing a goat costume?

http://www.cheeretc.com/mascots/mascots%20images/2615.jpg

thome

08-20-2009, 11:19 PM

eezz zee goat........ ahhh...how you ...........say.......... sexy ?

oor perhaps.......... a reech goat........... with zeee, how you say...bank account..wee wee??

I ave zee ............how you say.. standards, of zee lova're and a reputaysh'ion to considaree wee wee..?

u sikk fukk..lol

wee wee

Full Bug

08-20-2009, 11:39 PM

What if you tried wearing a goat costume?

http://www.cheeretc.com/mascots/mascots%20images/2615.jpg

nah, its more of a case of milking the cow too much.....

standin

08-21-2009, 01:22 AM

I am having to bite my tongue not to make Hannibal jokes~

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Dr. Love

08-21-2009, 01:31 AM

From the perspective of which is a more deviant behavior, fucking a dead goat is worse. It's still rape -- it's not like a corpse is consenting -- but it's also fucking something dead.

Only thing worse would be Steve Savicki.

standin

08-21-2009, 01:39 AM

A piece of meat is a piece of meat~
You gonna eat that?
Does this questionnaire include oral?
Chop it up. Wrap it up. Put a stick in it and call it done.
Always die with your dick hanging downward, so ya can fuck in the afterlife.
The maggots got to one hole just slice a fresh piece.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This thread is so wrong~

binnie

08-21-2009, 01:58 AM

The goat told me it wanted to............

The fact that I had already abducted and killed it made me concerned for my own sanity, but the baahs of ecstacy it eeked out later soon displelled my doubts.

Seshmeister

08-21-2009, 07:49 AM

Binnie steps up with the first vote for live fucking.

The good thing is you have the beard to hold on to...

Dr. Love

08-21-2009, 10:38 AM

I don't care which is worse from a moral point of view, I want someone that knows to step up and tell us which is a better lay

fryingdutchman

08-21-2009, 12:03 PM

This thread just reeks of "wrong"....

:lmao:

standin

08-21-2009, 12:59 PM

thome

08-21-2009, 01:15 PM

The worst part of all of this is alive or dead,:biggrin: you would also be a homo.

Goats are male and sheep well they are just .....she wanted to be pushed thru the fence!

This thread is deff.. 21 and older..lol:barf:

ZahZoo

08-21-2009, 01:17 PM

I don't care which is worse from a moral point of view, I want someone that knows to step up and tell us which is a better lay

Seems to me this inquiry would be best handled by the Sheep Pen crew. They are the Global Center of Competency for these matters...

BTW... Sesh do y'all wear Stetson's to Scotish Goat Rodeos over there..?

Golden AWe

08-21-2009, 02:46 PM

I voted "live goat" is worse. It's worse for the goat, besides being bad for the animal fucker.

Btw...you know there are humans who get excited about fucking animals...so are there animals that enjoy fucking other animals, other species I mean?

Some dogs and cats for example hump people's feet, or pretty much anything when they're horny. There are gay animals too. Are there f.e. panthers who like to fuck lions?

Coyote

08-21-2009, 02:55 PM

Are there f.e. panthers who like to fuck lions?

Not that I've heard. But there are Ligers... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger)

standin

08-21-2009, 03:39 PM

:umm:
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High Life Man

08-21-2009, 05:36 PM

What if the turtle is only PRETENDING to be dead?

Golden AWe

08-21-2009, 05:52 PM

What if the turtle is only PRETENDING to be dead?

"turtle"? weird name for a mrs.!

Anonymous

08-21-2009, 11:13 PM

Sesh, what the hell are you drinking these days?

And on the topic of this thread, the options are equally bad and no man should EVER have any kind of sex with any kind of animal.

Women, on the other hand...

Cheers! :bottle:

VanHalener

08-22-2009, 12:06 AM

After 10 years with the same women, I can barely excite her,...

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii104/Dive-Devil01/Diver_down.gif

I suggest being a good muff diver.;)

VanHalener

08-22-2009, 12:14 AM

This is a phucked up thread, but I'll play along.

It's quite simple...

If I am horny enough to be fucking a goat that poor animal doesn't stand a chance. If I am THAT in need of getting my marbles off that goat is not going to survive the brutal goatbangage, which in turn gives you sick dead goat-bangers something to play with. ;)

Terry

08-22-2009, 04:23 PM

The goat was secretly asking for it anyway.

hideyoursheep

08-29-2009, 02:17 AM

Dead goats tell no tales.

And you don't have to worry about paternety tests.