I was at Harbor Freight yesterday buying some air hose connectors and the guy in front of me was buying a big ass anvil. The dude at the cash register asked if he wanted the extended warranty. The dude irritated that he had to wait for a zit faced to find one in the back room and then wait a million minutes for the zit faced kid to roll one out went ballistic. He goes,"Fucking are your kidding? This is a solid chunk of metal! What is going to break on the fucking thing? Warrant it from what? Jesus coming and melting it?" LOL!
The next best thing was when a waiter came up to our table and asks,"How's everything tasting?" (I hate it when they ask this) and my cousin goes,"It tastes like shit, it would be better if it tasted like the pussy."
The next best thing was when a waiter came up to our table and asks,"How's everything tasting?" (I hate it when they ask this) and my cousin goes,"It tastes like shit, it would be better if it tasted like the pussy."
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