Chupacabra found in Texas

[lesfunk]

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

[standin]

I think I know where Blanco is, I think I lived in Blanco. Looks like a dog with no hair to me. Mange maybe?

[standin]

I remember that place. I did't quite live there but close.

[standin]

Wow, thanks for the memory trip. I gots somebody to write and some place to goes visits.
That is home. I remember.

[standin]

This is a home I remember.

I would ride my bicycle there to have tea and fries.

The best people you ever could meet live in and around Blanco.

[standin]

Damn, I hate to leave this thread. I am afraid it will go away and I will forget.

[Diamondjimi]

Hmm, a hairless dog. Interesting...

[Kristy]

Hairless dog or a dog that went through chemo or a mutated coyote. CNN has lost all credibility these days.

[standin]

Yes, CNN might have outside influences. I agree.

[GAR]

Geez, they're scrapin the bottom of the barrel ripping off Coast to Coast AM radio show.. they broke this first months and months ago!

[thome]

Three Copa Cabannas... Chupaa CHopper Chappy Craapp CooK Koo Koo.... Boobies!

...of those things tried to make mey surrender Booze at a stop light last night on the way home from the little Eyjipto doggie...( show.

But I fought 5 of them and then was able to ..............ROCK AND ROLL!!!

FUKK THE KOOKOBARRAS!

[Anonymous]

Breaking news from CNN??? Wasn't it discovered years ago that the chupacabras was some sort of bat? What the fuck are they playing at?

Made up news, virulent diseases every year, sensacionalist bullshit...

You know, years ago, if you wanted a story, you'd either make it up - and that would be obvious - or hunt for it in some way. Nowadays, the news "hunting" is all on the internet, the most reliable source of information there is.

Fuck it. It's going backwards. We've evolved this far, and now we'ree decaying. Our children will be stupider. Er, more stupid. We'll all die drooling.

What was the subject again?

Cheers! :bottle:

[thome]

I do believe we have more to worry about as far as a true threat and what we must never take for granted, Zombies.

[Anonymous]

I do believe we have more to worry about as far as a true threat and what we must never take for granted, Zombies.

Oh man, ye're more right than you think. The world is vastly unprepared for a zombie attack. You may be like me, and not believe in zombies. But that doesn't mean you don't have to know the basics.

Here's a real, proper scientific study on the matter:

Ottawa students pit mathematics against zombie apocalypse

Matt White has posted this, but here we go again:

Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And here's a few tips & tricks.

These two are hosted by The Internet Archive, so you know they're the real stuff & very useful:

Internet Archive: Free Download: What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Internet Archive: Free Download: How to Survive a Zombie Epidemic

And there's an expert on the subject, bless his soul:

The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks by Max Brooks

Remember: There aren't any because there aren't any. If there's ever one, we're fucked.

You can make fun all you want, but you'd be AMAZED how little people know about this. Me & this friend of mine, we preach this threat whenever we can - and in my case, when I get drunk, which is often, BUT NOT OFTEN ENUFF!

There was this guy who siad there were no such things. Exactly, becuse as I pointed out, there isn't one, BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ONE.

Then there was this girl who said she'd run away. Okay, but to where? "Oh, dunno. Maybe hide in a hole". DEAD!

This guy said he'd run the opposite direction from where the attacks were coming. My friend, if they're there, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! DEAD!

SOme other suggested he'd get in the car and drive off, he'd be safe. Yeah, UNTIL HE RAN OUT OF GAS! What, he'd stop at a gas station & refill? DEAD!

This is serious stuff... We can't trust the army or the navy on this one.

PREPARE YOURSELF! YOU WON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

A few essential movies:

Of course, George A. Romero's excellent movies:

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Here's an extensive web page on Romero and his movies:

Homepage of the Dead: George A Romero's Dead Films

And Sam Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy:

Evil Dead:

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Death by Dawn:

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Army of Darkness:

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A few more obscure ones:

Quite related : My Name is Bruce!

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A real pearl! STACY: Attack of the School Girl Zombies!

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Zombie Strippers:

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The best movie EVER! SO good I'll post TWO videos.

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Cheers! :bottle: