The "Let's fuck with the voting system" reacharound thread.

[Anonymous]

Rite!

Let's thank one another. Just because.

And if you're thinking you'll be very smart GROANING instead of thanking, well, I already thought about that, so that won't make you a comedy genious.

You're free to groan at me, of course... it just won't be funny anymore.

I'm not saying this is funny, by the way. Just... what the fuck, eh?

Okay, let the thankings begin. And be sure to post insightful stuff like "hjqdlsdqwv." so you can be thanked too.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

What, again?

Go for content, instead.
In other words, go throw some shit on the wall and see what sticks.

[Anonymous]

What do you mean, again???

It's been done with the stars only 3 or 85 times.

And I don't know anything about it being done with this system. Maybe while I was away?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

What is "content"?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

What is "content"?

Cheers! :bottle:

Oh, that's a fancy word for, say, the booze inside the bottle.

It's amazing what you learn amongst a mainstream audience.

[Anonymous]

Really? Hey, ye're on to something there! Fer example, if one's been drinking heavily - you know, more than one - rather than asking the bartender "yo, Bud, gimme another" and making one look like the drunk one really is, one can always ask "Yo, mr. Bartender. I require more content."

That way, one can look sofistic... sophisticed... sophisticadated... clever.

Ya know, it might not be such a bad idea.

Then again, probably is, I dunno.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Just remember,
slurred speech at a bar = not cool.
racially slurred speech at a Harlem bar = not fuckin' alive

[Coyote]

Really? Hey, ye're on to something there!

I hope so. I was playing it by ear there...

[Anonymous]

Hey, I have another green dot already! Soon, I will fill up all the green dots, and then... and then... I'll TAKE ON THE stripper bars of the WORLD!

'Cuz you know, green dots are important. Case in point: The DEGENATRON Page

Mwahahahahaha!, and stuff like that. By the way, Lounger is just jealous, 'cuz he knows if me evil plan succeeds, we'll all be more thanked than him.

Two dots, you may now refer to me as Dr34d L0rd pwnz0r. When I have 3, it'll be M4s73r b4171ng Dr34d L0rd pwnz0r "r0x0r" 1337.

Gawd, this system is stupid.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Just remember,
slurred speech at a bar = not cool.
racially slurred speech at a Harlem bar = not fuckin' alive

Not alive, but extremely funny.

Hey, you ARE gonna die. Might as well go out with a laugh.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Two dots, you may now refer to me as Dr34d L0rd pwnz0r. When I have 3, it'll be M4s73r b4171ng Dr34d L0rd pwnz0r "r0x0r" 1337.

Gawd, this system is stupid.

I'll say. And the 1337-speak ain't exactly cutting edge...

Besides,

[Anonymous]

Of course it isn't. It's just something to make fun of, these days. Any idea how long I took to type that shit?

And what does it say there?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Of course it isn't. It's just something to make fun of, these days. Any idea how long I took to type that shit?

And what does it say there?

Cheers! :bottle:

Ya think I ain't got anything better to do than translating... er, I mean, finding out what that shit means?

[VanHalener]

What is "content"?...

My pants have content.

[Coyote]

My pants have content.

But has it contentment or contempt?