Pissing Off Your Chick

[GAR]

Gather ye round my campfire of idiocy, people:

I want to know how best you piss off your chick!

Earlier this afternoon, I came up with the best, 24karat GOLD statement that hit the sweet-spot central in my chick's brain: she was completely neutralized for about 40 minutes until the tidewaters of repression overflowed into one of the worst arguements EVER.

What I said, was "(clop-clop-clop) Didja hear that noise?" mm wah I'm sleepin... "listen - right there, Lefty:


(at the top of my lungs)
PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN' next door! I hear people FAAAH-keeng!!!

(one eye opens, then another over several minutes listening to the neighbors' dog wulfing down 20 pounds of bullshit) and then the Eruption.. as she goes ballistic.

If your chick is as primp princessy and proper as this one thinks she is, I'll supply you with Items #2 thru #10 in my list.

But please, please if you want more of my Secret Sauce, share some of your own vitriolics and senselessness because after nearly 2 years of her I'm nearing replay being out of fresh material. So do share..

Just remember "people are FUCKING.." I've done that in WhisperMODE and it works just as powerfully.

[Dr. Love]

It appears my pissing in the shower thread is a similar thread to this one.

In before the trolling. Or most likely after it and before it.

[binnie]

Why would you WANT to annoy her?

Value the quiet life myself.......

[hideyoursheep]

How To Piss Off Your Chick

1) Get a chick....

[VanHalener]

Pissing off VanHalenette is a very bad idea because the woman packs a .40 cal. and she's one hell of a shot.

Besides, she's the best woman in all of Virginia and I really wouldn't want her to deny me that lovin' that makes me go


OWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!


~Only you can prevent angry women~

[sadaist]

I want to know how best you piss off your chick!

Introduce her to your wife.

[Igosplut]

If the coward Gargle ever HAD a girlfriend (very doubtful) five minutes of listening to his inane yammering would be enough I'm sure...

Better yet, let her (It?) read the verbal diarrhea here you write about her. Your imaginary girlfriend would imaginary split....

[standin]

Pissing off VanHalenette is a very bad idea because the woman packs a .40 cal. and she's one hell of a shot.

Besides, she's the best woman in all of Virginia and I really wouldn't want her to deny me that lovin' that makes me go


OWWWWWWWW YEAH!!!


~Only you can prevent angry women~

lightly equipped

[standin]

statement that hit the sweet-spot central in my chick's brain: FUCKIN' you want more of my Secret Sauce, .

[standin]

[Kristy]

VanHalenette

[lesfunk]

just be yourself

[binnie]

There seem to be several things which I do that really annoy Mrs binnie:

1) Come in late and drunk. Get in bed, kneel on the pillow and wack her on the head with my erection believing that this will induce her to play with it. She is now very thankful that I am 100% sober.

2) Farting in my sleep.

3) Failing to understand that whilst it is perfectly acceptable for her to criticize her family, I do so only at my own peril.

4) Not having an opinion on something which I am destined to be wrong about anyway.

5) Being sprightly in the morning.

[Anonymous]

1) Come in late and drunk. Get in bed, kneel on the pillow and wack her on the head with my erection believing that this will induce her to play with it. She is now very thankful that I am 100% sober.

Yours gets annoyed by this too? Hey, all this time I though mine was just being uptight...

Women. Go figure.

Cheers! :bottle:

[thome]

Any given Saturday afternoon....

Getting Blind stinking drunk on -Beer- with the boys then throwing the covers off myself after passing out nude.

Grabbing my cock and pissing off the side of the bed for 3 min,till it splatters like a pond, yelling, "I'm going in guys" then grabbing -Missy thome- and carrying her thru the house to the front window.

Then climbing thru the window,
and standing in the front yard holding her over my shoulder to the neighbors amazement.
Yelling, "We aregoing to need another ladder truck men".

Good Times...