So Size Doesn't Matter, eh ?

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  • Maggi
    Groupie
    • Feb 2004
    • 82

    So Size Doesn't Matter, eh ?

    dunno how to embed it



    the bigger the breasts, the smaller the dick it seems ... poor boys, really

    Despite my nickname causing confusion, I'm not female ...
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    #2
    Is it just me, or do the women who have this whole hangup
    about penis size, have large fistable vagina's ? No wonder they
    want a Jamaican Monkey Man with a Pony Pecker to feel
    something touching the sides ! A normal vag will be very happy
    with the "national average" penile size. A stretched out cavern
    only houses fists and Airbus A380's !

    Hey you got a small dick !!

    WRONG...... YOU HAVE A HUGE VAGINA !!!!

    Not that I've ever had that complaint
    (You just knew that disclaimer was coming!)

    Just seems theres a group of women who do worry
    about this, and those who dont....
    Makes you wonder why ??
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • hideyoursheep
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2007
      • 6351

      #3
      HA!

      I've never heard anyone complain.

      BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!!!


      We could always swap disgusting sex stories....but it should probably be in the dump, eh?

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      • hideyoursheep
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2007
        • 6351

        #4
        Oh shit!!

        That's the Smallest Penis contest from Stern?!?!?!?!?


        Man, that shit will be deleted soon...that tight-ass doesn't like anything broadcast for free.

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113

          #5
          There's women who can still feel a single digit inside,
          and those that require the whole hand.
          As a young woman it would have been the single digit....
          So how does one go from point A to point B ???
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • hideyoursheep
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2007
            • 6351

            #6
            Hmm...


            I don't know?


            Not enough recovery time? Too much heavy traffic? Genetics? All of the above?

            Is there a gynecologist in the house?

            Have you ever encountered a woman who had a huge Andrea The Giant-type va jay-jay?

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17113

              #7
              I cant speak for my drunken alter ego, but in general life I have chosen
              partners I felt had not travelled around the block several hundred times.

              Actually there was this one time at band camp.........
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                #8
                Those dudes are HUGE!!!

                I could have won that shit hands down


                OWWWWW!!!
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12710

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                  HA!

                  I've never heard anyone complain.

                  BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!!!


                  We could always swap disgusting sex stories....but it should probably be in the dump, eh?
                  You can already do that. There's a "sticky" in there.



                  It's where I post all me funny stuff.

                  For the sake of consistency, and to keep it in subject, I've payed them all.

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12179

                    #10
                    Mr Candy Man In Da House.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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