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Drunk footballer fined for sex with Cairns parking meter | The Courier-Mail
September 18, 2009 07:54am
A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.
Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.
For the full story go to cairns.com.au
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Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.
That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.
Cheers! :bottle:
September 18, 2009 07:54am
A FOOTBALLER has been fined $150 for drunkenly simulating sex with a parking meter in Cairns while shouting ''Yeah baby you know you want it!''.
Rugby league player Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance in which police say he was caught on the kerbside making large pelvic thrust actions and yelling obscenities.
Cairns Magistrates' Court heard passers-by were disgusted at what they saw - and one woman was racially abused by boozed-up Kelly, who was out celebrating the end of the footy season.
For the full story go to cairns.com.au
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Alright, who did it? We have some Aussies here who could, theoretically, have done this, and AT LEAST one New-Zealander who could've done it, and, when busted, claimed to be an Australian just so he could give that country a bad name.
That said, let the "I'd hit that parking meter" or the even more disturbingly "I am a parking meter" shouts begin.
Cheers! :bottle:
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