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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35158

    Germans worlds worst lovers, English second worst...

    German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place - Telegraph


    German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

    German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.



    Published: 7:00AM BST 29 Sep 2009

    A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

    English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

    Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

    The poll, carried out by global research site OnePoll :: Homepage, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

    Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

    Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

    Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

    Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

    Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

    A spokesperson for OnePoll :: Homepage added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

    WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

    1. Germany (too smelly)

    2. England (too lazy)

    3. Sweden (too quick)

    4. Holland (too rough)

    5. America (too dominating)

    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

    7. Wales (too selfish)

    8. Scotland (too loud)

    9. Turkey (too sweaty)

    10. Russia (too hairy)

    WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

    1. Spain

    2. Brazil

    3. Italy

    4. France

    5. Ireland

    6. South Africa

    7. Australia

    8. New Zealand

    9. Denmark

    10. Canada
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35158

    #2
    Too loud?

    WTF?

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12179

      #3
      Number 8,WTF?
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • fryingdutchman
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2005
        • 4132

        #4
        Originally posted by Dan
        Number 8,WTF?
        Hey...don't sweat it.

        At least you guys were on the "best" side of the list.

        Panamark should be along any moment now to talk some big brother smack on behalf of the Aussies...
        Originally posted by perilouspete
        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          Finland wasn't included, 'cause we DEFY categorization...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35158

            #6
            Originally posted by fryingdutchman
            Panamark should be along any moment now to talk some big brother smack on behalf of the Aussies...
            I think they just got extra points for doing it upside down!

            Same with New Zealand.

            Unless there was a big vote by ewes of course...

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              Too loud?

              WTF?
              Probably because you insist on playing bagpipes in the middle of it?
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Little Texan
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4579

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister

                8. Scotland (too drunk)
                Sounds about like it.

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                • Little Texan
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4579

                  #9
                  These 15,000 women they polled are TOO PICKY.

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                  • standin
                    Veteran
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2274

                    #10
                    Woman of the poll - Stereotypers

                    <object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LgEin42blfk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54 abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LgEin42blfk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54 abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object>
                    To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                    MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                    • Ally_Kat
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7608

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister


                      ...while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

                      Really? Thought they would have came first.


                      Roth Army Militia

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                      • standin
                        Veteran
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 2274

                        #12
                        To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                        MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6529

                          #13
                          American domination sex, love it or leave it!

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                          • standin
                            Veteran
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 2274

                            #14
                            I so forgot how good the blur was. Reminds me of another song......

                            <div><object width="420" height="339"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xq3ri" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xq3ri" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="339" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xq3ri">The Lotion Song!!!</a></b><br /><i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/phillyblacklite">phillyblacklite</a></i></div>
                            To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                            MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35158

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                              Really? Thought they would have came first.




                              You forget that the Swedes are famously into group sex...

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