The Windows 7 Whopper from Burger King??

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    The Windows 7 Whopper from Burger King??



    Seven-Layer Windows 7 Whopper at Burger King in Japan

    Posted by Robyn Lee, October 22, 2009 at 12:15 PM


    The natural way to celebrate the launch of your latest OS is to give the world a giant burger. In conjunction with the release of Windows 7, Burger King in Japan is offering a seven-layer Whopper until October 28. The burger is 13 centimeters (5.1 inches) in diameter and each patty weighs 113 grams for a total of 791 grams, or about one and 3/4 pounds. The tower of meat cost ¥777 ($8.50) for the first 30 burgers sold, ¥1450 ($15.90) afterward.

    Seven-Layer Windows 7 Whopper at Burger King in Japan | A Hamburger Today
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2


    Hacking the Windows 7 Whopper (or Make a 'Windows 7 Cheeseburger Student Edition')



    If you're not in Japan to attempt to eat the Windows 7 Whopper at Burger King, Eating The Road has you covered with their humorous guide to hacking and unlocking the burger. First, they point out what's wrong with the burger:

    * It is region locked and only available in Japan
    * It has an Enterprise price point of $17 (¥1,450)
    * Has limited functionality (no cheese)

    Solution: Get four double cheeseburgers from Burger King (only $1 each with their current promotion), do a bit of patty and bun rearranging, and voilà: a sort of Windows 7 Burger! (The hacking is more about the process than the final product.)

    Hacking the Windows 7 Whopper (or Make a 'Windows 7 Cheeseburger Student Edition') | A Hamburger Today
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

    Comment

    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #3
      Put 7 slices of cheese on Godzilla there and I'll take one.
      Then again, this giant burger may be being used to distract us as they bomb Pearl Harbor again. ~Sneaky Devils~
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

      Comment

      • GAR
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 10849

        #4
        I've been waiting for the bad Win7 reports to come in before I determine what processor I need for the new laptop.

        Comment

        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          Originally posted by GAR
          I've been waiting for the bad Win7 reports to come in before I determine what processor I need for the new laptop.
          Stealing library computers is a felony...
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

          Comment

          • Little Texan
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 4579

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD

            You'd have to have the jaws of a snake (able to dislocate) in order to fit that thing in your mouth to take a bite!

            I'm having a massive coronary just looking at that picture!

            Comment

            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17113

              #7
              You would need one of those dislocating jaws like a boa constrictor !
              And the local cardiac unit's emergency number preprogrammed
              on speedial on your cell phone !

              Fuck, Imagine if they celebrated Windows 98 ????
              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

              Comment

              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58754

                #8
                Wonder if that "Man vs Food" guy from the Travel channel has heard about this thing?

                Probably wouldn't be much of a challenge for him after the 6 pound burrito or the 72 ounce steak.
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

                Comment

                • Little Texan
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4579

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Fuck, Imagine if they celebrated Windows 98 ????
                  They did back in 1998...



                  :tongue0011:

                  Last edited by Little Texan; 10-27-2009, 04:07 AM.

                  Comment

                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17113

                    #10
                    LOL !!

                    Hey I bet none of these dudes were as hungry as this Malaysian fellow...

                    Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it - smh.com.au
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

                    Comment

                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17113

                      #11
                      That link came up when I was trying to find the story about that guy who
                      apparently ate an entire car....
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

                      Comment

                      • chefcraig
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 12172

                        #12
                        I wonder if Microsoft gave any thought to the notion that a whopper is slang for a giant lie?









                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                        ― Stephen Hawking

                        Comment

                        • Coyote
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8185

                          #13
                          I wonder how many bugs that thing has...
                          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

                          Comment

                          • thome
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 6674

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            That link came up when I was trying to find the story about that guy who
                            apparently ate an entire car....

                            Hu'Hmm *cough* yeah right...*cough*, *cough*, subliminal guy ....(asian hokkers)... Www dot dot... hamburger wopper... ........... Nothing to see here folks...

                            Comment

                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #15
                              Originally posted by VanHalener
                              Put 7 slices of cheese on Godzilla there and I'll take one.
                              Then again, this giant burger may be being used to distract us as they bomb Pearl Harbor again. ~Sneaky Devils~
                              I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING.

                              About the cheese, that is.

                              The only thing lacking in that beauty is a slice of cheese between each meat.

                              I'm drooling... I hope they make a couple of those down here.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

                              Comment

                              Working...