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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12710

    Rat stuck in sidewalk. Heh.

    Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk: Gothamist: New York City News, Food, Arts & Events

    Possibly The Saddest Thing Ever: Rat Stuck In Sidewalk

    By Jen Chung on Oct 23, 2009



    Reader Wayne took this original photograph

    Reader Wayne sent us this photograph and explains, "I was walking along and texting. Not really paying that much attention. Then something caught my eye. I thought I was about to step in dog shit, but quickly realized it was a rat stuck in the sidewalk. A big rat. It had tried to squeeze through a crack in the sidewalk and failed."

    Update: Another reader created the second photograph in the gallery, adding, "hopefully this makes it a little better!"



    Jonny created this to make us feel better

    We are still awaiting a reply from Wayne to ask if he tried to help the little guy (or gal) out, where it was located and whether we needed to send out a rescue squad. And if you want to pass the time with some Photoshopped sad rat images... well, you can send them to tips@gothamist.com and we'll compile them into a gallery later.

    Update 7:50 p.m.: We've added some of the rat-in-sidewalk Photoshops—if you're not doing anything this Friday night, send 'em our way!

    Update 10/24: More Photoshopped Sad Rat photographs here, plus a poll asking what you would do if you saw a rat emerging from a sidewalk. And Wayne got back to our questions. He says, "It was on my block on the Upper West Side. 82nd Street between CPW and Columbus. I thought it was alive, but after getting up the nerve to poke it with a (long) stick, I realized he was dead. I did what any wonderful caring masculine New Yorker would do, I told the doorman about it and ran off to work. That night the sidewalk with spic and span. I hear the Eulogy was beautiful and moved some to tears."

    * * * * *

    Here's the link for the expanded trapped rat gallery. In my opinion, the first joke was the best (it usually is).

    Sad Rat In Sidewalk Forever: Gothamist: New York City News, Food, Arts & Events

    Cheers! :bottle:
  • ThrillsNSpills
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6626

    #2
    I'm from Peta and dammit I'm angry.



    Besides, he should have played the 7.

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      Not a good way to go, even for a disease carrying rodent.

      My condolences to his rat wife and 197 kids.
      Eat Us And Smile

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      • standin
        Veteran
        • Apr 2009
        • 2274

        #4





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        • thome
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2005
          • 6675

          #5



          Looks, like a 6 iron would solve the issue on this .

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          • VanHalenFan5150
            Sniper
            • Oct 2009
            • 960

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            Not a good way to go, even for a disease carrying rodent.

            My condolences to his rat wife and 197 kids.
            I agree. Though most rats are considered digusting, that picture is actually a bit cute, and you feel sad for the rodent. :/ Hope everyone shows him respect.
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            • lesfunk
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3560

              #7
              It's Willard!
              http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58754

                #8
                Or maybe it's Ben?

                Well, if that's the case, he and Michael can be together again.

                <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U36DO_nrJeA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U36DO_nrJeA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
                Last edited by FORD; 10-28-2009, 11:08 PM.
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                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913

                  #9
                  Dammit FORD, you beat me to it....
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                  • letsrock
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 1595

                    #10
                    Well he was playing cards. Where is the cigar and booze?

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                    • letsrock
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1595

                      #11
                      Maybe he was in perve row. Gonna tip a stripper.

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #12
                        Once again this proves that crack kills!

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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6529

                          #13
                          Looks like easy prey for a stray cat! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

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                          • letsrock
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 1595

                            #14
                            Man if a crow or cat or other rats came by that would be interesting. Maybe he can throw those cards like Gambit.

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                            • letsrock
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 1595

                              #15
                              What actually killed him is PETA gonna do an autopsy?
                              Then they could sue a cheese company.
                              Last edited by letsrock; 10-31-2009, 01:52 PM.

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