It's amazing

[Sensible Shoes]

....how much 2 dirty martinis and a limoncello will improve your disposition.

[lesfunk]

If you think dirty martinis are effective you should try a dirty Sanchez.

[Sensible Shoes]

Perhaps all together would fix things completely. If I were into that.....

Time to bring back Walker's dictionary of porn terms? God I loved that thread.

[ZahZoo]

The web archive displays the thread but unfortunately it doesn't appear to have the cuntent for Walker's Dictionary...

Must be Sum Ting Wong...

[Anonymous]

....how much 2 dirty martinis and a limoncello will improve your disposition.

What's a dirty martini? Is it something dirty, or is my fancy running wild again?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

What's a dirty martini? Is it something dirty, or is my fancy running wild again?

Cheers! :bottle:

Afraid so. It's vodka, a few olives and olive juice, which gives it a clouded "dirty" appearance. I like 'em because they're not sweet. They sound horrible, but are really very good.

[Nitro Express]

Afraid so. It's vodka, a few olives and olive juice, which gives it a clouded "dirty" appearance. I like 'em because they're not sweet. They sound horrible, but are really very good.

Sounds like it would give you the shits.

[Nitro Express]

I own part of an ethyl alcohol distillery. Our main product is industrial base alcohol but we do sell to various vodka brands. They cut it with purified water. We use potatoes as the mash base because the distillery is in Idaho and potatoes yield high quality ethyl alcohol. Spudka, Teton Glacier are two brands our rocket fuel makes.

[THEDOCTOR]

Actually its the only way I can stand Martinis. Try it with a blue cheese stuffed olive or three,and always gotta have a good vodka. I don't drink but I have had a few over my lifetime. You simply have to like olives to enjoy this drink.
And the term dirty fits me anyways lololol

[Coyote]

I'll stick to my JD & Coke, spank you...

[Anonymous]

Only one as sick as you would ruin good ol' blessed Jack Daniel's with something as vile as Coke...

STRAIGHT! None of them fancy mixings.

And if it's the middle of the summer, just put it on the fridge.

Like real men do.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Only one as sick as you would ruin good ol' blessed Jack Daniel's with something as vile as Coke...

I don't. Only inferior whiskey gets such treatment...
Calling it "JD & Coke" keeps people on their toes.

STRAIGHT! None of them fancy mixings.

And if it's the middle of the summer, just put it on the fridge.

Like real men do.

Call me a fairy, but I'd rather put it IN the fridge...

[Anonymous]

Well... yes, I meant to say ON the fridge, yeah.

You see, the cold around the fridge is more than enough to put Jack Daniel's at a good temperature.

Any colder, and it would be gay.

...

Alright, alright! The I is just to the left of the O on the keyboard. It's not my fault.

Happy?

I'll need therapy after this. Thank you very much.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Coyote]

Alright, alright! The I is just to the left of the O on the keyboard. It's not my fault.

Happy?

I'll need therapy after this. Thank you very much.

Cheers! :bottle:

I've tried therapy, but I couldn't help the poor doctor...

[Sensible Shoes]

Therapy is a huge pain in the ass. And useless IMHO