Spam Fans to Poop On

[Triumph]

I will take NO POOP from any Spam fan and will bring it to the table to kick their faggot ass right out the fucking door like a bitch who couldn't get enough of my snausage even after my spew blew her yapping head clean off.
The only good Spam fan is the one who's mouth is so full of my poop that they cannot speak without farting though their nose first.

If you like Van Hagar in any way I have two nuts waiting to beat the fuck out of your chin.

"It's About Time" I shoved a load of shit down your throat.

[DavidLeeWrath]

You must have a wise and all-powerful hymn to cleanse yourself of this evil plasphemy.

From the book of Hampton, chapter 5......

Hey....rise you, infidel.

Heavy Metal -
Head bangers in leather
Sparks fly in the dead of the night
It all comes together
When they shoot out the lights
50,000 wats of power
And it's pushin' overload
The beast is ready to devour
All the metal they can hold
Reachin' overload
Start to explode

Chorus:
It's your one way ticket to midnight
Call it Heavy Metal
Higher than high, feelin' just right
Call it Heavy Metal
Desperation on a red line
Call it Heavy Metal noise

Tight pants and lipstick
She's riding on razor's edge
She holds her own against the boys
Yea, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge
Ohh, can you feel the static
So many contacts being made
We've got up front fanatics
Tearing down the barricade
To reach the stage
Can you feel the rage

[Triumph]

May the fleas that occupy your mothers crotch eat your armpits!

[Panamark]

may your pubes turn into kangaroos and kick your balls up your ass !

[Triumph]

Very nice reply, Panamark.
Twas a good one.