Three People I Want To Have a Beer With Before I Die

[LoungeMachine]

Here's how we play.

1 member of former member of Van Halen

1 member or former member of this board

1 celebrity currently above ground and breathing


I'll start.......

Bassplayer

Why? Because I wont get the truth from spED, Al has never interested me, and Dave I've already met.


ALinChainz

Why? Never got to meet Mick in person, but we sure had fun both on and off these boards. [close second is the troll who plays Joe Thunder]

George W. Bush

Now that would be a fun beer..........

[kwame k]

1 member or former member of Van Halen

Al..to find out about some of his touring kits and some of the tones he got on the Six-Pack!

1 member or former member of this board

Funny you mention Mick, since we were both Michigan boys, I had always planned on getting together with him and Matt White at some point and time. Today, I'd have to say Craig......some of the shit that dude comes up with....would be a laugh riot! Fuck....Lounge you'd be up there, so would Hale, Sharky, Jimi, Hard Rock, FORD, Nick, PussyLicker, Sesh, Saddie and a few others.

1 celebrity currently above ground and breathing

Obama, after a few beers and shots.....Ask him, "WTF are you doing, dude?".

[Igosplut]

Sesh...

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

[kwame k]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

Dude, forgot to put you on the...to have a beer list!

[LoungeMachine]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

As long as he's buying, wouldn't give a fuck.

[LoungeMachine]

Dude, forgot to put you on the...to have a beer list!

ditto.

I'd buy Igo beers all night just to hear the banning of GAR stories.

[Dan]

Beer With David Lee Roth.

Beer With All The Roth Army Members.

Beer With Jesus.

[Seshmeister]

According to Von you wouldn't understand his speaking...

Von is a fucking hick, I've never had problems with my accent with any other American.

[Anonymous]

Beer With Jesus.

Living, breathing CELEBRITY, D-man. Jaysus ain't none of them, thoigh I bet he'd be a kewl guy to down a few with.

Anyways, uhm...

1. Well, David Lee Roth, of course... for once, it'd be nice to kick back & let someone ELSE be the party. And who better for that than ol' Dave Lee hisself?

2. Army member, that's a tough one. I really like most people here. Let's see, one of the Dump Meisters, of course. I bet we'd talk shit the entire time, only stuff that doesn't matter at all & anyone listening would call the police.

My kind of chat.

Or maybe Coyote, D-man... Bob-o, Marksman, the Big E... maybe Chan, for the general chat, comics, Ramones... Shoes, I bet she'd be a barrel of laffs... shit, I dunno. can't we have a party instead?

3. Cindy Crawford. A few drinks, a bit of dancing, then uh... well... :0

Cheers! :bottle:

[lesfunk]

Golden Awe, Grimsdale, and Grimsdale

[Dan]

Living, breathing CELEBRITY, D-man. Jaysus ain't none of them, thoigh I bet he'd be a kewl guy to down a few with.

Anyways, uhm...

1. Well, David Lee Roth, of course... for once, it'd be nice to kick back & let someone ELSE be the party. And who better for that than ol' Dave Lee hisself?

2. Army member, that's a tough one. I really like most people here. Let's see, one of the Dump Meisters, of course. I bet we'd talk shit the entire time, only stuff that doesn't matter at all & anyone listening would call the police.

My kind of chat.

Or maybe Coyote, D-man... Bob-o, Marksman, the Big E... maybe Chan, for the general chat, comics, Ramones... Shoes, I bet she'd be a barrel of laffs... shit, I dunno. can't we have a party instead?

3. Cindy Crawford. A few drinks, a bit of dancing, then uh... well... :0

Cheers! :bottle:

WTF?

Jesus Is My Friend.

Works Down the Road From Me.

[Anonymous]

WTF?

Jesus Is My Friend.

Works Down the Road From Me.

Oh, I should've seen that one coming.

Can't believe I fell for that.

Well played, D-man.

...

Might as well go all the way, then.

"But Dan", he says, a look of puzzlement on his chiselled Adonian features "he's NO celebrity".

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

diamond david lee roth

dan

ozzy

[chefcraig]

I honestly despise these types of threads. Of the 2-3 episodes of Beverly Hills 90120 (the original one) that I've actually seen, one stands out: The stars of the show are displaying home movies in class as some sort of assignment, recalling all of the precious moments that took place over a summer or some such crap. And I kept thinking about the other kids, the non-stars in the classroom that had to sit through this endless parade of horseshit.

Yuck. This sort of "listing" of army personnel ain't needed. (IMNSHO)

Just my two cents on the subject.

[Anonymous]

I honestly despise these types of threads. Of the 2-3 episodes of Beverly Hills 90120 (the original one) that I've actually seen, one stands out: The stars of the show are displaying home movies in class as some sort of assignment, recalling all of the precious moments that took place over a summer or some such crap. And I kept thinking about the other kids, the non-stars in the classroom that had to sit through this endless parade of horseshit.

Yuck. This sort of "listing" of army personnel ain't needed. (IMNSHO)

Just my two cents on the subject.

Grate, I knew this would happen.

Now, I'm gonna keep posting, sort of apologizing to those I haven't mentioned.

Chef would be a kickass drinking buddy too, dammit!

Still...

Look, the only ones I wouldn't pick for drinking, are of course the three or four I've ever clashed with.

Let's make that list, it's easier.

Gar
Shitvicky
Ace Diamond
That pedophile, Dolemite, I believe.
Baby's on Fire

All the rest of you - and I'll make a point of making each & everyone one of you feel very welcome & special - are invited for the Army Party, hosted by the Licker.

A party scattered throughout at lest three places, maybe four, reserved for the Army.

We'll indulge in the sunny days & warm nights of the Algarve, where the weather is perfect 10 months a year.

We can start on the beach, tour the town & finish on the beach.

Hey, it'd be kickass if it ever happened, I guarantee it.

Cindy Crawford is invited too, of course.

Cheers! :bottle: