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  • tojoro
    Head Fluffer
    • Dec 2009
    • 299

    Yeah, kinda ballsy....

    ...showin' up on a CVH website, flyin the Rhoads banner, but in all my years posting on forums, this is the only avatar I could get to work.
    I'm a big fan of both Ed and Randy. I don't consider one better than the other, though Ed's output obviously has more to draw from. I have a brother eight years my senior, so I was eleven going on twelve, which means I've been diggin' on VH from the get-go.
    Man, when I was asked what my fave Halen tune was, I was kinda caught flat footed, but, I always go back to being in my Brother's '78 Cougar, hearing the intro to "Women In Love" for the first time, and just being struck by the beauty of that short piece of music. I wish it went on a bit longer.
    Van Halen to me were, are and always be, the quintessential American rock and roll/ heavy metal band. To me, they were super heroes and cartoon characters and circus performers all at once. You saw these guys in Circus and Creem and such, and thought..."who the fuck are these guys?".
    They had such a power like Sabbath, but they had a fuckin' groove that the ladies digged. It was ocean breeze and summer sunshine, gleamin' off the chrome of a '69 Chevelle, with pounders in the cooler and Bananna papers gettin' rolled while on the way to a cookout with some friends.
    Dave weaves us a good time, while Ed goes off into the ionosphere, boosted by the rock solid drums of Alex and Mike's bass.
    If I'm havin' a shit day, any of the original six-pack works wonders.
    Classic Van Halen makes my heart warm and my nipples hard...in my book, that's a pretty good thing.
    Oh yeah, I have a tendency to ramble

    Tom
    Last edited by tojoro; 12-11-2009, 07:34 PM.
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Hi tojoro and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #3
      Ramble on, Holmes.

      Welcome

      =VH=
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #4
        Outstanding first post!
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7546

          #5
          I hope he didnt blow his entire load in his first post. He seemed cool.

          Come back, toj!
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • ace diamond
            Full Member Status

            • Sep 2004
            • 3863

            #6
            Ramble on, and don't for get to take your whiskey home!
            Fair warning, be careful on these mean streets!
            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10849

              #7
              Welcome!

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              • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2010
                • 562

                #8
                welcome tojo.do you like vanhalen?

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                • jharp84
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2096

                  #9
                  Yup! Whataver da muddas' said! I fukkin fourth it!

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                  • tojoro
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 299

                    #10
                    Okeedokee...don't know what's been goin' on, but I've been havin' a bitch of a time getting on here. I appear to be logged in, write a reply to someone, go to post, then I'm asked to log in, and what I just wrote is now gone.
                    See if this one flies....

                    Cool! It worked!

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                    • tojoro
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 299

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LEFTY
                      welcome tojo.do you like vanhalen?
                      Indeed I do. Just about everything from the six-pack is pure magic!
                      10 parts fun, 20 parts fury, 30 pounds of smoked fretboards and busted drum heads, and smiles 40 miles wide. Yeah...I like me some CVH.

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12707

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tojoro
                        Indeed I do. Just about everything from the six-pack is pure magic!
                        10 parts fun, 20 parts fury, 30 pounds of smoked fretboards and busted drum heads, and smiles 40 miles wide. Yeah...I like me some CVH.
                        Meh... they're ok, I guess.

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Guitar Shark
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7576

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                          Meh... they're ok, I guess.

                          Cheers! :bottle:
                          Ha!

                          Welcome, tojoro.
                          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                          • Blackflag
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 3406

                            #14
                            Screw you, Nate!



                            Fool me once, shame on you.

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12179

                              #15
                              Welcome To The Roth Army.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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