I just remembered what religion I am...

[Anonymous]

I'm a Dudeist - an ordained priest, no less - but I keep forgetting it.

Which I believe makes me a GRATE Dude Priest. Or Priest Dude, whatever.

Every now & then, however, the good folks at Dudeism.com - The Church of the Latter-Day Dude send me a reminder to my e-mail, keeping me up to date with the going ons at the Church of the Latter Day Dude.

And today, because I checked my e-mail today, I received one such e-mail.

One that inspired me to spread the word.

Especially because they have this nifty new program, the Dudeism Relaxation Reminder, that could help millions of people, this site included.

It's free, small, clean, & easy to use, everything that makes a grate program. It even has a couple of links for you to download some more free relaxing mp3, for that much needed relaxation break.

Visit the website & try it out. You may just become a Dudeist, while you're at it.

We Dudeists are progressing, moving up in the world. One is even sponsored by Volkswagen

Become a Dudeist today, and enjoy a better life.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

So..........

























































You're a Dudeist Priest?

Had to dude.....

[Anonymous]

So..........

You're a Dudeist Priest?

Had to dude.....

Indeed I am, my friend. For longer than I can remember.

Really, I have no idea when I was ordained.

I think I saw a link to the Dudeism.com site here at the Army, but I can't remember exactly.

You can, too. Granted, you don't get payed... but you don't do anything, either. Unless you feel like it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Tax exempt status would be enough for me, dude

[Anonymous]

Well, I'm not sure about that, but you can get a Letter of Good Standing here.

Here's what they say about it:

Letter of Good Standing
Often required by the local authorities

In order to allow you to perform priestly duties (marriages, etc.), some U.S. State governments require a letter of good standing attesting to the fact that you are in fact an ordained minister.
Personalized, signed and embossed.

So, I guess you can be tax-exempt. At least the money you earn performing priestly duties, as you can't really declare that for tax purposes, can you?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

I wonder if sexual exorcisms on hot babes would count as Priestly duties

[Anonymous]

Not in any other religion.

But at the Church of the Latter-Day Dude?

Why not?

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Excellent....now getting the converts seems to be the hard part

[kwame k]

Hmm, the Tao Of Dude book...why, it sounds a lot like Chanism. See?

It addresses various subjects near and dear to the Dudeist heart, such as conflict ("This Aggression Will Not Stand"), leisure ("Just Take it Easy Man") and tolerance ("That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man").

So our Messiah is this dude?

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[Anonymous]

Hmm, the Tao Of Dude book...why, it sounds a lot like Chanism. See?

It addresses various subjects near and dear to the Dudeist heart, such as conflict ("This Aggression Will Not Stand"), leisure ("Just Take it Easy Man") and tolerance ("That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man").

Well, what are you waiting for to join "the slowest growing-religion in the world"?

I mean, do it in your own time, of course.

No rush.

Well dudes & dudettes, I've preached enough for the next ten years or so. I'll just go over there & take a nap.

Peace. Whatever.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

So our Messiah is this dude?

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In all his glory.



Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Praise Dude .....I'm in the club....

[ace diamond]

whatever, dude.

hey, that should be the offician motto!!

[thome]

They said I was too much of a Prick to be a Dude.

I lamented, then went and hopped into my car and got all hyper and threw rocks from my passing car at the Dudes I saw standing around.

I am a hopeless Prick.

That was what my school guidence couselor said just before he kicked me out of his office.

But, like being a Dude, I have found there is also no money in being a Prick.

[kwame k]

Well.....at least you know what you are