Dudes... I just saw my house move...

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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12720

    Dudes... I just saw my house move...

    So, here I am, looking around the Army. I feel a nice, moving sensation on my whole body, and I think it's because I'm really sleepy... all of a sudden, the liquid on the bottle next to the screen starts moving - like there was a fuckin' T-Rex drawing near! But then it ALL moves, and I HEAR the whole building shaking like a motherfucker.

    No damages at all, just a small earthquake, it was actually kinda cool, if alarming at first... and in the few seconds afterwards.

    Dudes... what a feeling, I really can't describe it.

    I went to look out the window, no damage outside either.

    I've FELT quakes, especially when I'm in bed. No, nothing like that at all, you arsehole! It's just that when you're lying down, you can feel even the smallest bowel movement of the Earth. But nothing like this.

    Shit, I SAW everything move in my house.

    You haven't lived 'till you've tried one of these... all that power, out of nowhere, no warning at all... RIGHTEOUS!

    Cheers! :bottle:
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    Glad everything's OK, dude!

    Went through my first one ever in Long Beach, CA. Freaky at first then an adrenaline rush afterwards.....good excuse to get drunk, too.
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12720

      #3
      Originally posted by kwame k
      Glad everything's OK, dude!

      Went through my first one ever in Long Beach, CA. Freaky at first then an adrenaline rush afterwards.....good excuse to get drunk, too.
      Thanks, brutha.

      That's EXACTLY what I felt, too. At first, I won't lie, I was scared shitless... will the walls break, or some shit?

      It went on for a good 15 seconds, maybe more.

      Then as it "goes away", and you see everything still in place, the only thing you can think is "Fuck... dude!... I need a fucking' drink!"

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12720

        #4
        Well, it woke me up, that's for sure...

        Was about to go to bed, but now I won't be able to sleep for another couple of hours.

        Let me get that drink.

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          Bottoms Up!
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • Little Texan
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 4579

            #6
            You have got to stop beating it so hard...you're going to rip the hide off of it and the house off it's foundation!

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              Come to think of it....I ain't buying his excuse he was
              looking around the Army
              now that you pointed that out! Good catch
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • Anonymous
                Banned
                • May 2004
                • 12720

                #8
                Hey, hey, HEY...

                I said I was SLEEPY.

                So I couldn't've been beating off... at most, I could've just FINISHED beating off. So if it was THAT which caused the building to shake, it was a delayed effect...

                ... which by itself makes it even more scary... the amount of energy produced is so insanely vast, it withholds itself for moments before expanding with enough force to shake a building in its foundations.

                Dear Gawd, I'm never doing that again...

                Cheers! :bottle:

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12720

                  #9
                  Come to think of it, my last ex never said she loved me... but she DID say she loved HIM.

                  The scary part is, I'm actually not making this up.

                  What the hell do I have between my legs????????

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12181

                    #10
                    A Third Leg.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • thome
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 6677

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                      Come to think of it, my last ex never said she loved me... but she DID say she loved HIM.

                      The scary part is, I'm actually not making this up.

                      What the hell do I have between my legs????????

                      Cheers! :bottle:

                      Maybe you just have really small hands..?

                      and she was nearsighted..?

                      Or visa-versa however you spell that..

                      as for the earth moving, maybe you were just light headed when that ounce of blood ran out of your flea sized brain to your gnat sized dikk.
                      Oh.... crap! I slay me..lol J/K Imapuss..lol
                      I couldn't resist...

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dan
                        A Third Leg.


                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 17913

                          #13
                          I've been through a 7.7 earthquake in the Philippines in 1990....

                          Unreal....
                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                          • Diamondjimi
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2004
                            • 12086

                            #14
                            Felt 5.5 aftershocks when I was in L.A. back in '93. Fuckin wild!
                            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                            • Dr. Love
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7830

                              #15
                              you were scared? Maybe we should take that 'licker' part off your name!
                              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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