VH post on facebook

[redblkwht]

Van Halen Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family. May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours. Keep Rockin'!
Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang
(5 hours ago)

[Dan]

Holy Shit,This Is So Good.:D

[sadaist]

Keep Rockin'!
Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang
(5 hours ago)


Give us some new music to rock to then!



At least Dave's name is still there.

[Dan]

And First Too.:D

[kwame k]

And First Too.:D

As it should be.....:beers8:

[VAiN]

I love that there's a typo on the twitter posting...

So let's hope that VH cranks out #7 soon!

[IceCreamBlondie]

This is good news.............. I feel warm and fuzzy all over....!

[VAiN]

Oh damn! There's finally a post on the VH Twitter page too!

"Keep Rockin'! Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang"

http://twitter.com/VanHalen/statuses/7173485489

I likes it!!!

[ace diamond]

Keep Rockin'! Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang
--------------------------------------------
Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family. May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours.
--------------------------------------------
both of these were posted 9 hours ago.

[GAR]

Janie, get off your computer, pick your lazy husband's ASS UP and make him give us a fucking CD. To buy. None of this free, internet bootleg shit, new shit.

Regards,
Gar

[Satan]

Most Unholy news! It's 2010 and Van HALEN is ready to run with me once again ! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d010.gif

[GAR]

So Janie now speaks for DLR, who has a website, but won't speak for himself anywhere publicly on the webternet?

[vaijuju]

After 8 months this site moved slowly very slowly :biggrin:
Van-Halen.com | the official Van Halen web site (http://www.van-halen.com/news.html)

[GAR]

I don't wanna see that shit.
I don't even give a shit what shit it is, you know what?

1996: We has found our brother, and he is just like us!
1997: Our new brother, he is still our brother but he has to go.
1998: Happy whatever.. see ya next year!
1999: Happy whatever.. see ya next millenia!
2000: Happy whatever.. see ya next year!
2001: Happy whatever.. see ya next year!
2002: Happy whatever.. see ya next year!
2003: Happy whatever.. see ya next year!
2004: Happy whatever.. see us with Ronald McGoddam Donald next year!
2005: Happy whatever.. see ya next year, one person lighter!
2006: Happy whatever.. see ya next year, less one/plus two more persons!
2007: How happy we are this year you seened us, see us again next year!
2008: How happy we were to see so many see us, see ya next year!
2009: Heard you missed us, we still don't care.. see ya next year!

over and over and over - these guys play out every 25 years, I just hope they live long enough to make it to the next reunion to do it the right way, with all 4 members intact.

[sadaist]

So Janie now speaks for DLR, who has a website, but won't speak for himself anywhere publicly on the webternet?

If it results in a new album with Dave singing, I don't give a shit if he keeps quiet. I know that in the end he will spill another autobiography and reveal everything at that time. Until then, loose lips sink ships.

[ZahZoo]

This is good news.............. I feel warm and fuzzy all over....!

I don't know, it's nice... but I'd hardly call it any sort of news. More like a beer fart in whirlwind...

It's just a one line New Year's greeting from "The Publicist"...

I just can't bring myself to show any excitement about this... don't have any interest in acting like some pathetic news starved fan who feels grateful to have the guitar god's ole-lady throw us a crumb with no cuntent... and no soundtrack...

Have a nice day...

[bueno bob]

I love that there's a typo on the twitter posting...

So let's hope that VH cranks out #7 soon!

Actually, it'll be #1...

[DaveTheScott]

Give us some new music to rock to then!



At least Dave's name is still there.

Unfortunately, so is Wolf's. Blah. Bring back Mike, lput out a fucking album, let Dave go on the air and announce the whole fucking thing, and let's get the fuck on with it.

Fuck.

Happy Fucking New Year.

[GAR]

It's just a one line New Year's greeting from "The Publicist"...

"The Publicist" can give us a release date of the US Fest DVD or fuck off.

Nobody cares how Ed plays today, we only care how he played behind Roth 25 years ago and before that.

So Janie: give us a release date or be ignored.

Groupie. Loser. Hack. Tool.

[binnie]

We'e an easy bunch to please, aren't we!

[yah]

Hmmm....a little "turd of hope" from the VH Camp.
Happy New Year to you all too; now like the rest of the crew says over here....get off your lazy asses and maybe play at least a few shows even in this after-holiday time of Jan, 2010.!
Paul Mcartney did a gig the Cavern Club back in '99 with an all-star band cranking out Beatles tunes; maybe the least VH could do is play some old club that's still open on the Sunset Strip.
(I think that's a cool idea anyways)

[Blackflag]

Facebook is for homos.

[Diamondjimi]

Facebook is for homos.

One must have friends to be on FB. Thus explains your opinion of said sight... :Loser:

[Blackflag]

One must have friends to be on FB. Thus explains your opinion of said sight... :Loser:

Can I assume you meant "site?"

Keep facebooking, dimwit.

[standin]

Wuw, an editor.

[Diamondjimi]

Can I assume you meant "site?"

Keep facebooking, dimwit.


http://insaneent.net/pix/internet/spelling_police.jpg

Wow, now you have something to brag about to your fellow employee's at the drive-thru tomorrow...


It's been a long fucking day...

[bueno bob]

Facebook is for homos.

So is the whole Libertarian movement.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Has VH forgotten about their website??

:biggrin:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Don't get me started, Vincenzo.... ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

Facebook is for homos.

I am not a homo.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Hi my name is Eddie.
I enjoy chocolates and long walks on the beach.
Being a multiplatinum selling rocker was rewarding, but after watching Married With Children I decided to sell sneakers and get mad at my old fans for wanting new music. My favorite phrase is "What'd you say" and "Hah?"

[Mushroom]

Hard for me to get excited about this until the egg hatches. whoop-de-do! Besides, I can't see VH putting out anything exciting anymore. Their time has passed.

Ed's interview with Toni Iommi in Guitar World was quite revealing in terms of Ed's feelings about releasing new music. Toni had almost the same feeling. In short, Ed said something like... "we released a few new songs on the Best of Both Worlds, and nobody gave a shit. we played the songs live and got no response from the audience but they went apeshit over the old songs. we have no record company. so why should we spend our hard earned money to release a new album if nobody cares? and the record business isn't what it used to be."

[Coyote]

In short, Ed said something like... "we released a few new songs on the Best of Both Worlds, and nobody gave a shit. we played the songs live and got no response from the audience but they went apeshit over the old songs. we have no record company. so why should we spend our hard earned money to release a new album if nobody cares? and the record business isn't what it used to be."

All that can be explained with just two words.

Red. "Rocker".





































































Except the "why should we spend our money to release a new album" bit, that would take a couple more words.

[Anonymous]

Van Halen Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family. May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours. Keep Rockin'!
Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang
(5 hours ago)

I thank you for your intentions on bringing us this little itty bitty small minuscule piece of news.

HOWEVER...

Eddie V. can go fuck himself & his fucking Happy New Year bullshit wishes & give us a fucking album.

ONE!

Is that too much to ask?

Well, if you're a Van Halen fan, it IS too much to ask, apparently.

FUCK YOU, EDDIE! MUSIC, MOTHERFUCKER!

Cheers! :bottle:

[SNIPER]

So there is a Wolfgang Van Halen on Facebook. He is claiming to be real and has alot of believers. I am trying to call his BS. I asked him about new record. He said "My lips are sealed" He also says There is gonna be a "big surprise on the new album with a special guest". I have been drilling him alot. Get on there and see for yourself.

[Terry]

"The Publicist" can give us a release date of the US Fest DVD or fuck off.

Nobody cares how Ed plays today, we only care how he played behind Roth 25 years ago and before that.

So Janie: give us a release date or be ignored.

Groupie. Loser. Hack. Tool.


If there's gonna be a dvd release, am hoping it won't just be the US Fest (easily one of THE most heavily 'video bootlegged' and accessible CVH shows)...unless the party scenes filmed prior to the concert date and inserted into the live feed to make the party look 'real time spontaneous-like' and a whole shitload of extras were thrown in.

Although just about ANYTHING CVH-related other than another greatest hits cd or another bit of guitar gear with an EVH logo stamped on it would be good at this point...

[Terry]

...come to think of it, when considering the manner in which Van Halen have 'worked' the media in the last few years, just the facebook message itself represents a fucking bounty of information these days.

[Nickdfresh]

Facebook is for homos.

Well, it is for you, anyway...

[Blackflag]

I am not a homo.

Then stop facebooking. Problem solved.

[Blackflag]

Well, it is for you, anyway...

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

How fucking gay you are.:biggrin:

[Dan]

I'm A Fan Of,SheCanSitOnMyFaceBook.:D

[FORD]

Oh joy. Pibbles is back. :rolleyes:

well at least now he can get off the high fructose and drink something decent.....

http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_heritagedrpepper1.jpg

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

dr pepper is good shit.

[Blackflag]

If you're a fucking hillbilly, maybe.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

i aint a hillbilly and i think its great with gin.

[Blackflag]

Let me guess - another Ford alias? :umm:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

its a ford windstar dumass.not a ford alias.those cars are crap.to small to live in.garys got this sucker pimped up nice.

[FORD]

Let me guess - another Ford alias? :umm:

Nope. She's GAyR's old lady.:biggrin:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

damn right.
garys short,balding and so full of shit sometimes.but he's mine.i'm pretty much all he can get.
so what if we live in a van.its full of love and thats what madders.

[ZahZoo]

So there is a Wolfgang Van Halen on Facebook. He is claiming to be real and has alot of believers. I am trying to call his BS. I asked him about new record. He said "My lips are sealed" He also says There is gonna be a "big surprise on the new album with a special guest". I have been drilling him alot. Get on there and see for yourself.

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

[Anonymous]

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

Nah, if the kid's 18, Sniper can get away with it, I think.


Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

How fucking gay you are.:biggrin:

If you don't do facebook, how would you know there are people that do that?

[diamondsgirl]

I don't know, it's nice... but I'd hardly call it any sort of news. More like a beer fart in whirlwind...

It's just a one line New Year's greeting from "The Publicist"...

I just can't bring myself to show any excitement about this... don't have any interest in acting like some pathetic news starved fan who feels grateful to have the guitar god's ole-lady throw us a crumb with no cuntent... and no soundtrack...

Have a nice day...

Exactly. She didn't even TRY to make it sound like something any one of them would actually say! LOL.

But, I guess it's better than nothing.

nothing = scary

[SNIPER]

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

As long as they are legal I can do what I want. haha. But all kidding aside this dude says he is really Wolfie and he is making VH statements about VH's future and quite frankly that kinda pisses me off. Im just trying to call his bluff. :pullinghair:

[Douglas T.]

Made a good bit o' flow thru my FaceBook connections last year! Looks like the Van Halen page, 182,469 fans, would be a good place to pull in some new recruites for the Roth Army!
Roth On! !! !!!DT

[Blackflag]

Made a good bit o' flow thru my FaceBook connections last year!

Was it a heavy flow or a light flow?

[GAR]

http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/flo_mels_diner.jpg

[Dan]

http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/flo_mels_diner.jpg

GAR Before His Sex Change.:hitch:

[Douglas T.]

Was it a heavy flow or a light flow?

Two kitchens and a Murphy bed set! Total sales from Facebook contacts in 2009 = est. $19,000! I would have to say medium flo'! :)

[Douglas T.]

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

How fucking gay you are.:biggrin:

I don't post updates as much for people to see but as a sort of journal that I can' look back on and see a recap of the days gone by! A look in the rear view mirror! If anyone else gets enjoyment out of a picture of me and a homeless guy I hired to do my yardwork it's all the better!

[Douglas T.]

I'll sometimes post a picture of my half eaten(is that a word?) Burger King Whopper or whatever!

Here is a typical lunch hour post!

[Blackflag]

I fucking rest my case.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

http://thevinylvillage.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/flo_mels_diner.jpg

Mel, kiss my grits.

[Diamondjimi]

GAR Before His Sex Change.:hitch:

:lmao:

Don't you mean after the sex change?

Sup Danno?:biggrin:

[jhale667]

If you don't do facebook, how would you know there are people that do that?

Clearly he does, he just has no friends on his page and is a little bitter about it...:biggrin:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/Insult%20comic/facebook-wrong.jpg

[joe d'amato]

. . . awesome -- and isn't valerie looking hotter than hell in those weight-loss commercials!

[Blackflag]

Clearly he does, he just has no friends on his page and is a little bitter about it...:biggrin:


You got me Hale...I wish I had as many cyber-friends as you do! :wanker: You're my hero! ha ha.

Hold on, I need to go online and tell all my friends that I'm scratching my ass right now...so that I can tell everybody how popular I am, just like 12y.o. Hale does. :picknose:

Wait, better yet...let me take a picture of my half-eaten hamburger and send it to all my cyber-friends.

[Douglas T.]

Wait, better yet...let me take a picture of my half-eaten hamburger and send it to all my cyber-friends.

Probly bring ya better results than adjitatin' the natives at message boards!

[Steve Savicki]

Van Halen Happy New Year to our fans, friends and family. May 2010 bring health, happiness, peace and love to you and yours. Keep Rockin'!
Dave, Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang

Happy New Year.

No news... just happy new year, like every time January 1 rolls over.

Twa™ever.

Thanks for posting though RBW.:)

[Douglas T.]

After posting that new years greeting they probably had Wolfie drive them to 5 Guys!

[Dan]

:lmao:

Don't you mean after the sex change?

Sup Danno?:biggrin:

What Up,Brother,DJ?

[Dan]

Happy New Year.

No news... just happy new year, like every time January 1 rolls over.

Twa™ever.

Thanks for posting though RBW.:)

For Off Steve,ILoveToDressUpAsBarbie.:D

[jhale667]

You got me Hale...I wish I had as many cyber-friends as you do! :wanker: You're my hero! ha ha.

Hold on, I need to go online and tell all my friends that I'm scratching my ass right now...so that I can tell everybody how popular I am, just like 12y.o. Hale does. :picknose:

Wait, better yet...let me take a picture of my half-eaten hamburger and send it to all my cyber-friends.


OK LMAO @ the "12 yr old" comment when you're the one kicking dirt like a spoiled child because you don't like Facebook...

Let me guess: Got a few too many "I see you're still a dick" comments from former classmates and friends? :lmao:


:guitar:

[GAR]

Do you actually get those? What's the link to your Facebook page, I'll tell you if any of those were my aliased comments or not..

[Blackflag]

OK LMAO @ the "12 yr old" comment when you're the one kicking dirt like a spoiled child because you don't like Facebook...


Who's kicking dirt? I'm simply stating that facebook is for fags or teenage girls. Do you need me to write it in crayon for you?

So which are you, Hale?


btw - the 'jackass' button is for when somebody says something objectively stupid. Not every single time you get your sensitive feelings hurt.

[Blackflag]

After posting that new years greeting they probably had Wolfie drive them to 5 Guys!

Man, I fucking love Five Guys!

[jhale667]

btw - the 'jackass' button is for when somebody says something objectively stupid.


So in other words, every time you post? :biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

:splooge:Man, I fucking love Five Guys!:splooge:

Especially on Bukakke night in Yamika...

[Blackflag]

A sexually deviant post from Diamondjimi...what a shock. I wonder how he knows that cool special spelling? Searching men.com, I'm sure.

[Panamark]

Hey, as long as the words "Hagar" or "Sammy" are not included,
I'll raise my glass :biggrin:

I heard some Hagar solo on Sirius radio for the first time a week ago....:barf:
Obama should exclude all hagar music from the airways as part of the
new healthcare plans... yikes......

[Nickdfresh]

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

I'm not really on Facebook, assgargler...

I do have a page, but it's more or less bogus and I barely check it once a month.

Some people on Facebook make it sort of gay, but it's only as gay as one makes it. Message boards can be pretty gay when in the hands of people like Steve Savicki...that doesn't make all message boards gay...


How fucking gay you are.:biggrin:

Not gay enough to ask to be banned because I can't control myself enough not to post--TWICE!!

[jhale667]

Not gay enough to ask to be banned because I can't control myself enough not to post--TWICE!!

"Please stop me before I troll again..." :lmao:

[Blackflag]

Not gay enough to ask to be banned because I can't control myself enough not to post--TWICE!!

Dude...YOU fucking banned me for calling you a "n****r." Waahh...boo hoo...BF's calling me a "n****r." Kick him out for me, please! Fucking facebooking n****r.

[Diamondjimi]

Dude...YOU fucking banned me for calling you a "n****r." Waahh...boo hoo...BF's calling me a "n****r." Kick him out for me, please! Fucking facebooking n****r.

Christ, you're such a fuckin goof.
If I met you in the real world (and didn't know it was you) my first instinctive reaction would be to wanna push you down a flight of stairs...

[Blackflag]

Oh, no...another internet threat of violence. I haven't gotten many of those lately...

[SNIPER]

Boys boys!! Come on now.:matrix::picknose::toilet-humor::talktothehand:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Who the fuck is that "Backfag"-Clown?

[kwame k]

Who the fuck is that "Backfag"-Clown?


He shows up every few months... argues with everyone, except his cyber-boyfriend gar, will keep saying the word ni**er until he gets banned again, rinse and repeat.

[SNIPER]

What a fuckin' tool!

[SNIPER]

Hey Kwame? Lets jam!

[Blackflag]

That's hilarious. :)

[kwame k]

Hey Kwame? Lets jam!

Right on!

[jhale667]

That's hilarious. :)

Your reverting back to being a douche so quickly? Yeah, real funny asshole. :dafinger:

[Guitar Shark]

That's hilarious. :)

Welcome back dude.

I know you've kind of appointed yourself as an agitator here but try not go overboard. It's cool having you around when you don't act like GAR all the time.

[Nickdfresh]

Dude...YOU fucking banned me for calling you a "n****r." Waahh...boo hoo...BF's calling me a "n****r." Kick him out for me, please! Fucking facebooking n****r.

I "fucking banned" you? Um, retard, I can't actually ban people. But nice try, Joan of Arc..

It was Panamark that banned you, because you asked him too, and you're mentally defective...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nope, that was me, Buffalofresh.... He asked, I complied...

Blackflag, refrain from the N-word, we only have three ban rules, and that's one of them....

[Blackflag]

Welcome back dude.

I know you've kind of appointed yourself as an agitator here but try not go overboard. It's cool having you around when you don't act like GAR all the time.

Thanks, man...it's great to be back here. :)

[Diamondjimi]

What a fuckin' tool!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/4/2/f42a8f007b219dfd972d9a8ddbaaeaab.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

Christ, you're such a fuckin goof.
If I met you in the real world (and didn't know it was you) my first instinctive reaction would be to wanna push you down a flight of stairs...


Oh, no...another internet threat of violence. I haven't gotten many of those lately...

Where did I threaten you, Pussy?


Who the fuck is that "Backfag"-Clown?

He's GAR's reacharound partner... :anal:


Thanks, man...it's great to be back here. :)

Name 3 people who also think that... :Loser:

[Blackflag]

Name 3 people who also think that... :Loser:

Hale, Shark, and Nick all welcomed me back. Can you count to 3?

So step off. Go eat a boboli.

[GAR]

WELcome back Blackflag.

X4 yeah, no niggnoggin', dick picks suck as Mezro enjoys, and now you can't say shit about a certain Middle Eastern deity.

[Blackflag]

See? I was just waiting for somebody to explain the rules to me. It's about time.

[Diamondjimi]

Hale, Shark, and Nick all welcomed me back. Can you count to 3?


And you actually believed they meant it? :lmao:

Can you count to 1?:finger33:

[Diamondjimi]

WELcome back Blackflag.

X4 yeah, no niggnoggin', dick picks suck as Mezro enjoys, and now you can't say shit about a certain Middle Eastern deity.


See? I was just waiting for somebody to explain the rules to me. It's about time.

A happy place for racist Bloodfarts like you two to get yer jolly's at... (http://www.stormfront.org/forum/)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

See? I was just waiting for somebody to explain the rules to me. It's about time.

All you have to do is ask....

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

And you actually believed they meant it? :lmao:

Can you count to 1?:finger33:

why are you such a prick?

[Diamondjimi]

Why are YOU such a nasty cow???

Eat a dick fatty!

[redblkwht]

Um are we keeping to the topics fellas?

have a kit-kat huh?:handjob:

[Blackflag]

Um are we keeping to the topics fellas?

have a kit-kat huh?:handjob:

Stick your "facebook" post in your ass, dickhead.

[bueno bob]

At this point, based on his vitriolic stance towards Facebook, I'm willing to put good money on Blackflag spending two hours a day on it.

[hideyoursheep]

At this point, based on his vitriolic stance towards Facebook, I'm willing to put good money on Blackflag spending two hours a day on it.

I'd say every 2 hours..

[redblkwht]

Stick your "facebook" post in your ass, dickhead.

Fuck you & your donkeys ass wife you rode in on, shit for brains:finger33:

BF what does that mean dude?

nice user name LMMFAO

[Panamark]

I "fucking banned" you? Um, retard, I can't actually ban people. But nice try, Joan of Arc..

It was Panamark that banned you, because you asked him too, and you're mentally defective...

actually I think Andy Taylor asked me and Blackflag ask VA ?
No biggie, still asking for self bannage....

Dunno why the log out button in the upper right is not a better
option, but have at it, self banners !:biggrin:

[hideyoursheep]

Thanks, man...it's great to be back here. :)
You don't have a friend on facebook, or the face of The Planet, yet you think it's great to be able to come back here after your pussy tantrums get you thrown off this site?



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:duh: :handjob: :turninggay:

[ace diamond]

All that can be explained with just two words.

Red. "Rocker".
actually, those 2 words should read:
sheep shit.

[houseofpain]

Stick your "facebook" post in your ass, dickhead.

Fuck off troll. Don't fuck with my brother.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

HOP, you sorry-ass sumbitch, how's it hangin'.....