So Why In The Fuck Doesn't The Porn Industry Make A Jebus Porno?

[Hardrock69]

I mean, come on! All they do is make the occasional porn film with priests and nuns.

The Jebus story is so great....

Scene I: The Immaculate Reception

**KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!**

Joseph: WHO IS IT?

Voice: IT IS THE LORD THY GOD!

Joseph: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

Voice: I AM HERE TO FUCK THY WIFE!

Joseph: Come on in, Lord.

**Heavenly Choir Music as the door opens**

God steps into the room. Looks like an old guy with long white hair and beard. Like Santa Clause, but without the red getup. With today's CGI, they could make him glow. Make sure the actor is extremely well hung, as he is supposed to be GOD, after all. Have the part of Mary played by some stingy actress who has built her career on being a goody-two-shoes, like Marie Osmond, or Brooke Shields.

Make sure during the fucking, the actress screams OH GOD!!! a lot. And when God splooges in her and then all over her, the Heavenly Moron Taber-nakull Kwire music reaches a crescendo.

So then you could have various stuff involving the three wisemen, etc.

Then you could do a sequel when Jebus is an adult. Hey, you gots 12 apostles you could include in orgy scenes, and of course Jebus has his own slut to fuck (Mary).

Then you could do a bunch of prequels. Have some idiot portraying The Moses. Another film about Noah (beastiality perhaps?), and so on and so forth.

I just think someone needs to make a porno film about Jebus, that's all, and stop producing these lame nun-porn flicks.

[standin]

no no no, no you should do it with no man present. Period.
The real story is not hat exciting. If immaculate conception happens. It is no more than a moment of energy where the gnomes are present of both sides. Very exciting, but not much action
The egg would have spontaneously split or Mary would have produced a compatible DNA profile to combine with the DNA that was present....


Porn with no visible partner,,, that who knows what porn is out there.

[FORD]

I have a feeling that JC ain't gonna like this thread......

[twonabomber]

I have a feeling that JC ain't gonna like this thread......

fuck 'im if he can't take a joke.

[Sensible Shoes]

no no no, no you should do it with no man present. Period.
The real story is not hat exciting. If immaculate conception happens. It is no more than a moment of energy where the gnomes are present of both sides. Very exciting, but not much action
The egg would have spontaneously split or Mary would have produced a compatible DNA profile to combine with the DNA that was present....


Porn with no visible partner,,, that who knows what porn is out there.

Ah c'mon. Even in Rosemary's Baby, they had to visualize Satan. Besides, who wants to watch the Virgin Mary masturbate?

[standin]

naw, it not masturbation. Like the invisible man or something.
Immaculate conception would be "that is it" as a test tube conception.
Conception requires nothing but 2 sets of DNA. nothing cardinal there.
However, if we are talking porn as art, a premise of a invisible man would be interesting.
I do not think technology is up to it though

[twonabomber]

technology is up to it, but the budget ain't.

[standin]

Well we need more Rammstien then

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[Hardrock69]

LMFAO! The invisible man? Nah....no fun.

Got to be God with his giant cock in all it's shiny glory, with Joseph in the next room, jacking off with his eye to a crack in the door.

[Seshmeister]

Besides, who wants to watch the Virgin Mary masturbate?

This post strongly demonstrates the difference between men and women.

[Dan]

Besides, who wants to watch Me masturbate?

But It's Ok To Ask Mr Rev Too?