I've had a few. I was in Newport Beach, California in a large shower with a chick and we poured a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil over ourselves and were getting all kinky and slithery in the oil and we both slipped and nearly ended up breaking a few things. Ended up with some bruises but nothing broken thank God.
I was doing a chick doggy style real hard in college and the bed side rails came loose off the headboard and the bed fell down and the girls head smashed into the headboard with me ramming on the back of her. It ended up in crying and me running to the freezer naked for some ice.
God must watch all this and just laugh his ass off.
I was doing a chick doggy style real hard in college and the bed side rails came loose off the headboard and the bed fell down and the girls head smashed into the headboard with me ramming on the back of her. It ended up in crying and me running to the freezer naked for some ice.
God must watch all this and just laugh his ass off.
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