The Science of Stripper Tipping

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35162

    The Science of Stripper Tipping

    Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers:
    economic evidence for human estrus?


    Geoffrey Miller, Joshua M. Tybur, Brent D. Jordan
    Department of Psychology, University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, NM 87131, USA

    Initial receipt 16 April 2007; final revision received 26 June 2007

    Abstract

    To see whether estrus was really “lost” during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by professional lap dancers working in gentlemen's clubs. Eighteen dancers recorded their menstrual periods, work shifts, and tip earnings for 60 days on a study web site. A mixed-model analysis of 296 work shifts (representing about 5300 lap dances) showed an interaction between cycle phase and hormonal contraception use. Normally cycling participants earned about US$335 per 5-h shift during estrus, US$260 per shift during the luteal phase, and US$185 per shift during menstruation. By contrast, participants using contraceptive pills showed no estrous earnings peak.

    These results constitute the first direct economic evidence for the existence and importance of estrus in contemporary human females, in a real-world work setting. These results have clear implications for human evolution, sexuality, and economics.


    Link To Full Paper


    So guys subconsciously smell when a stripper is ovulating and so tip much higher in an attempt to breed.

    Ooof!
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 01-21-2010, 01:06 AM.
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35162

    #2
    Mrs Professor of Psychology: Where are you going at this time of night? A fucking strip club? Are you joking?

    Professor of Psychology: It's my job for fuck sake - Research!

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17113

      #3
      Im more amazed that guys can actually subconciously sense shit like this when totally smashed !
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12710

        #4
        Originally posted by Panamark
        Im more amazed that guys can actually subconciously sense shit like this when totally smashed !
        EXACTLY what I was thinking!

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          That's God's sick sense of humor.....just what I want to do is have a kid with a stripper
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12710

            #6
            Originally posted by kwame k
            That's God's sick sense of humor.....just what I want to do is have a kid with a stripper
            I wouldn't mind if my kid had a stripper.

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
              I wouldn't mind if my kid had a stripper.

              Cheers! :bottle:
              Now there's an idea.......
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • standin
                Veteran
                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #8
                I would think that being drunk would relax the inhibition required to act upon such banal impulses.

                Sounds like the best strip club profit would be schedule ovulating women in the prime locations.
                To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                • standin
                  Veteran
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 2274

                  #9
                  Originally posted by kwame k
                  That's God's sick sense of humor.....just what I want to do is have a kid with a stripper
                  You do know that it is the location of your sperm that makes pregnancy. Looking, touching, or smelling an ovulating woman will not make a pregnancy.
                  <object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0 x54abd6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0 x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object>
                  To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                  MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    Ah, thanks?
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • lesfunk
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3560

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Im more amazed that guys can actually subconciously sense shit like this when totally smashed !
                      Man that's not Subliminal, That's animal magnetism. Males can smell that stuff...
                      http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                      • chefcraig
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 12172

                        #12
                        Please post images of strippers in this thread. After all...












                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                        ― Stephen Hawking

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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6529

                          #13
                          This study is BS! The strippers who get the big tips are the ones with unique physical features or abilities. You know, big tits, doing the splits, pouring candle wax on their bodies, midgets, petites, amazons, fat chicks, exotic ones from foreign countries, etc.

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                          • hideyoursheep
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6351

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                            This study is BS! The strippers who get the big tips are the ones with unique physical features or abilities. You know, big tits, doing the splits, pouring candle wax on their bodies, midgets, petites, amazons, fat chicks, exotic ones from foreign countries, etc.

                            ...Or in some parts of the world, the ones who aren't 5 months pregnant, have acne scars, gunshot or stab wounds, have all of their teeth, etc...

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                              This study is BS! The strippers who get the big tips are the ones with unique physical features or abilities. You know, big tits, doing the splits, pouring candle wax on their bodies, midgets, petites, amazons, fat chicks, exotic ones from foreign countries, etc.
                              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                              ...Or in some parts of the world, the ones who aren't 5 months pregnant, have acne scars, gunshot or stab wounds, have all of their teeth, etc...
                              This is absolutely the truth. There was a woman locally that made a ton of money for a few years due to her remarkable...skills with ping pong balls. Not only was the distance amazing, her accuracy should have qualified her for the Olympics, if such a competition existed for this talent.









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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