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  • Mr Walker
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2536
    #1

    Hell is freezing over... Keef is on the wagon!

    Keith Richards Gives Up Booze!
    mdome / News / 26/01/2010 12:27pm

    Keith Richards has stopped drinking – and that’s not a joke!

    Seriously, the hard-living Rolling Stones icon has apparently been off the alcohol for four months.

    A source has told The Sun:

    “There’s no guarantees that he’ll stay off it – but he’s doing really well so far.

    “He has always quite enjoyed the fact that he seemed to be able to carry on drinking as much as he liked with no real negative impact on his health.”

    What prompted this amazing turn of events was seeing bandmate Ronnie Wood getting into drinking very heavily recently.

    “He has watched Ronnie fall well and truly off the wagon last year and he doesn’t like what he sees.

    “Plus he has started to feel for the first time like it might do him some good to give up the booze for a while.”

    Tomorrow: Lemmy admits to being bored with fruit machines?

    Nah, that’s just a step too far!

    Classic Rock Blog Archive Keith Richards Gives Up Booze!
    Tags: freezing, hell, keef, wagon
    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12748
      #2
      Dude! Don't! Keef, don't do it, buddy... booze is probably the only thing that's keeping you alive!!!

      Shit. You just KNOW he's gonna drop dead in a week if he doesn't get a drink...

      Cheers! :bottle:

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        • THEDOCTOR
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2009
          • 6561
          #3
          Lets hope he stays high at least because if he completely sobers up,he may realize he died in 81'.....

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172
              #4
              It's a sad fact of life that whenever musicians claim to have straightened out their addictions, one of two things happens:

              A. Their art suffers immediately or

              B. They drop deader than a Texas salad bar.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32576
                  #5
                  A sober Tyler/Perry were unbearable.....

                  Imagine a sober keef.

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • ace diamond
                      Full Member Status

                      • Sep 2004
                      • 3863
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                      Dude! Don't! Keef, don't do it, buddy... booze is probably the only thing that's keeping you alive!!!

                      Shit. You just KNOW he's gonna drop dead in a week if he doesn't get a drink...

                      Cheers! :bottle:
                      yup.
                      nuff said!
                      -------
                      on the lighter side of things-
                      next week, lemmy will announce he is giving up booze, sex, drugs, and rock and roll!!!!!!!
                      Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                      When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                      "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                        • twonabomber
                          formerly F A T
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11195
                          #7
                          i don't know what i should do...quit, because if quitting is good enough for Keef it's good enough for me, or drink more in protest.
                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                            • ace diamond
                              Full Member Status

                              • Sep 2004
                              • 3863
                              #8
                              Originally posted by twonabomber
                              i don't know what i should do...quit, because if quitting is good enough for Keef it's good enough for me, or drink more in protest.
                              i vote drink more in protest, twona.
                              somebody has to pick up keef's slack.......however it will take an army
                              of alcoholics to drink up keef's share, i say we get started!
                              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                                • Seshmeister
                                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 35198
                                  #9
                                  What a homo!

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                                    • sadaist
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 11625
                                      #10
                                      I always have mixed feelings when people I admire do this type of thing. Similar to Metallica or Crue going sober. On one hand, I'm happy they will be healthy & most likely live a better life, on the other I'm saddened by the inevitable loss of musical chops.

                                      But this is Keith here. Sobriety may be worse for him than a constant steady level of inebriation. Like when the plug is pulled on someone hooked to life support.
                                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                        • Mr. Vengeance
                                          Full Member Status

                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 4148
                                          #11
                                          Bacardi stock just took a nosedive.
                                          Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                                            • Nitro Express
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 32798
                                              #12
                                              Captain Keef will be looking for the rum soon enough.

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                                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                • LoungeMachine
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 32576
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by ace diamond
                                                  i vote drink more in protest, twona.
                                                  somebody has to pick up keef's slack.......however it will take an army
                                                  of alcoholics to drink up keef's share, i say we get started!
                                                  How do you afford alcohol on SSDI ?

                                                  You dont get paid for gigs....

                                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                    • chefcraig
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 12172
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                      How do you afford alcohol on SSDI ?

                                                      He might have constructed a homemade still, which when you think about it, would make even the people living next door with the meth lab in their bathroom nervous.









                                                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                                                        • ace diamond
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 3863
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                          How do you afford alcohol on SSDI ?

                                                          You dont get paid for gigs....

                                                          friends who like to drink, have plenty of supply, and like sharing with other friends.
                                                          life is good.
                                                          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                                          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                                          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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