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  • Dickface McSlapnuts
    #1

    ADD ME aS A MOD, YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS

    HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,

    I WOULD LIKE TO tHROW MY NAME AND DICK INTO THE PROVERBIAL TWAT OF THE MACHINE THAT RUNS THIS PLACE.

    HERE ARE MY QUALIFICAITIONS:

    1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
    I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.

    2. I HAVE A DICK BIGGER THAN SAMMY HAGAR'S.

    3. i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID

    4. I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White



    I firmly believe Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!
    Tags: add, bastards, good, mod
    • Dickface McSlapnuts
      #2
      I ALSO THINK IT IS BAD POLICY TO TURN YOUR BACK ON A HAGAR FAN.
      YOU CAN NEVER TELL IF THEY ARE GOING TO WHIP OUT THEIR TINY COCK AND TRY TO INSERT IT INTO THE ASS OF THE CLOSEST PERSON AROUND.


      GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
      DICKFACE

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120
          #3
          Maybe you can take Lou's place...


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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120
              #4
              Maybe you can take Lou's place...


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                • YankeeRose
                  #5
                  Tricky Dick...you make me laugh...

                  ....thanx, I needed that....


                  kisskiss

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                    • pete
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3325
                      #6
                      Re: ADD ME aS A MOD, YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS

                      Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts


                      1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
                      I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.

                      I beat the rap though!



                      How about a chocolate covered pretzel?

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17113
                          #7
                          How could they not make Dickface a MOD ??
                          And they reckon the Van Hagar reunion is a disgrace ??

                          Im pissed..
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • Cato
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4562
                              #8
                              as far as I remember, he was a super mod for a moment(only a day or 2) and was removed because of his silliness at once.
                              Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                                • Sweet Irony
                                  She's the Woman
                                  Sniper
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 870
                                  #9
                                  I think hes got what it takes.....whatever that is!
                                  ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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                                    • ThrillsNSpills
                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6626
                                      #10
                                      I disagree.

                                      Hagar DOES amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!

                                      ONE VOTE FOR THE CAPS LOVIN BASTARD.

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                                        • Big Troubles
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 8512
                                          #11
                                          Im putting my vote on TheFive.
                                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                            • Bill Lumbergh
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5465
                                              #12
                                              Yep we need to get thefive in there. That Hagar is fat thread should have been stickied!

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                                                • ELVIS
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 44120
                                                  #13
                                                  You're on drugs

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                                                    • Big Troubles
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 8512
                                                      #14
                                                      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                                        • thefive
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Big Troubles
                                                          Im putting my vote on TheFive.
                                                          Well thank you there buddy.

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