Kelly Osbourne Loves The Mommy

[UK ROCKER]

Kelly Osbourne loves her daddy. So, to do like daddy does, she has a lot of tatoos.

But Kelly Osbourne also loves her mommy. So she decided to have two wings tatooed on her back with "I Love You Mommy" written between them.

But Kelly Osbourne is also a classy girl, so she thinks she's going to have the sentence written in French, because French is sooooo romantic.



Now, what's the problem ? I'm guessing most of you who don't speak French fluently haven't noticed, but Kelly doesn't speak French either apparently. I don't know who translated this for her, but maybe she should have checked before getting under the needle, as "Je vous aime la maman" is really

"I love you THE mommy" !

[UK ROCKER]

I wonder how much money her parents spent on her private education?

[binnie]

Mmmmm, I have no interest in anything she does.

Next.

[chefcraig]

Besides, taking in the wingspan to weight ratio, it's highly unlikely she could even get off the ground with wings that small at this point.

[SilvioDante]

Besides, taking in the wingspan to weight ratio, it's highly unlikely she could even get off the ground with wings that small at this point.

What a very Pythonic thing to say...

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[Igosplut]

In another ten years (and several 100 Lbs) it'll sag so much it'll look like someone threw up red cool-air on her back and you won't be able to read it anyway....

[GreenBayLA]

Ah the follies of youth...
Wots dis red cool-air you speak of and can I get some next summer?

[GAR]

What better way to tell the world your mommy owns your ass, than to trampstamp the declaration?

I held that up to a mirror, it reads "dysfunctional grand mal seizurette" backwards in Pig. Latin.

[Panamark]

I would really like to know about the eldest Osbourne girl..
(Cant recall her name)
The one that refused to take part in the show and
keeps to herself. Obviously the black sheep !
I saw a pic of her once and she looked like a model.
Skinny too....

A normal Osbourne ??

[Kristy]

I wonder how much money her parents spent on her private education?

In other words: "rehab"? That would be anyone's guess.

[GAR]

"Aimee." Maybe she got counseling early on and wisely distanced herself from the pigs.. wouldn'tve been bad advice for sanity.

[GAR]

Besides, taking in the wingspan to weight ratio, it's highly unlikely she could even get off the ground with wings that small at this point.

Now that's a truly inspired observation.

[Dan]

GAR,Go And Suck On Some Cock.

[GAR]

DAN dont be jealous of Kel, go get yer own dodo-wings!

[Dan]

DAN dont be jealous of Kel, go get yer own dodo-wings!

Talking About Birds,Do You Eat Out Lefty?