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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12682

    monopoly? not even close

    monopoly-gets-a-makeover-but-will-die-hard-fans-buy-it: Personal Finance News from Yahoo! Finance

    looks like complete bullshit
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • Doctor Dude
    Groupie
    • Oct 2009
    • 93

    #2
    It looks too slick for my tastes. How the fuck am I gonna steal from the bank now?

    Over the Christmas holiday my nephews broke out the old school game and I was dumbfounded when I learned that they thought the thimble was a trash can.

    Kids.

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #3
      No thanks, I still have the old one...
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #4
        Updating classic designs usually seems to fail for one reason or another. In the eighties, some genius thought he would "improve" table top hockey games by making the players remain in one place and spin around, rather than moving up and down the ice. The same sort of thinking shrank G.I. Joe from 12 inches to 4 and introduced the world to New Coke.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          It's a fucking round board?

          WTF are they thinking.....
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • TAKIN WHISKEY
            Commando
            • Apr 2006
            • 1190

            #6
            That's almost as bad as taking a perfectly good band and replacing the singer with Ronald McDonald.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Fail!
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35155

                #8
                Originally posted by Doctor Dude
                It looks too slick for my tastes. How the fuck am I gonna steal from the bank now?

                Over the Christmas holiday my nephews broke out the old school game and I was dumbfounded when I learned that they thought the thimble was a trash can.

                Kids.
                To be fair when was the last time they saw anyone sewing?

                Everything just gets thrown in the trash and you just get another one from China.

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                • TAKIN WHISKEY
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1190

                  #9
                  Anytime we would play Monopoly, the guys would always fight over the car. I always took the top hat.

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                  • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 562

                    #10
                    i find monopoly confusing.

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TAKIN WHISKEY
                      That's almost as bad as taking a perfectly good band and replacing the singer with Ronald McDonald.
                      Dude, no one would be that stupid
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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