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Report: Breast implants being used as terrorist weapons 
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- British intelligence agencies have reportedly monitored terrorist communications bragging that women suicide bombers have already undergone surgery to hide explosive bombs in their breast implants.
"You could certainly put a liquid of any kind in a saline device, and a gel implant theoretically could be opened and replaced with a different type of gel," said Maryland plastic surgeon Dr. Craig Person.
"I believe that any liquid in a breast implant, or any gel with a silicone-type of implant would be hard to detect with a body scanner," Person told 9NewsNow.
Terrorism experts agree.
"The federal government has not put into place any system for detecting explosives at passengers' screening checkpoints," said Larry Johnson, the Managing Director Of Berg Associates.
The flip side is more encouraging.
"What we've seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they're not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate," Johnson said
Report: Breast implants being used as terrorist weapons (watch video) | rgj.com | The Reno Gazette-Journal
Well, if Larry "Flowbee" Johnson of the CIA has any involvement with this story, then it's probably bullshit. All the same though, I'll continue with my policy of preferring the tits that God Himself made
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- British intelligence agencies have reportedly monitored terrorist communications bragging that women suicide bombers have already undergone surgery to hide explosive bombs in their breast implants.
"You could certainly put a liquid of any kind in a saline device, and a gel implant theoretically could be opened and replaced with a different type of gel," said Maryland plastic surgeon Dr. Craig Person.
"I believe that any liquid in a breast implant, or any gel with a silicone-type of implant would be hard to detect with a body scanner," Person told 9NewsNow.
Terrorism experts agree.
"The federal government has not put into place any system for detecting explosives at passengers' screening checkpoints," said Larry Johnson, the Managing Director Of Berg Associates.
The flip side is more encouraging.
"What we've seen is, at least, the al Qaeda explosives competence, while they are visionary with their devices, they're not terribly competent with actually being able to get something to detonate," Johnson said
Report: Breast implants being used as terrorist weapons (watch video) | rgj.com | The Reno Gazette-Journal
Well, if Larry "Flowbee" Johnson of the CIA has any involvement with this story, then it's probably bullshit. All the same though, I'll continue with my policy of preferring the tits that God Himself made
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