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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    Bill is ill

    Bill Clinton has two stents placed in heart artery - Yahoo! News
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    Yikes.... Must still be stopping for Big Macs while jogging.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      Originally posted by FORD
      Yikes.... Must still be stopping for Big Macs while jogging.
      and still eating back home

      Two of his favorite Arkansas restaurants were known for their large portions — a hamburger the size of a hubcap and steaks as thick as fists.
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7576

        #4
        He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
          There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
          Indeed. This picture tells the story.










          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35163

            #6
            Originally posted by Guitar Shark
            He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
            His genetics are probably a bigger factor than stress especially at this point.

            Not great to have all this by 63, he probably won't get far into his 70s...

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810

              #7
              "Secretary Of Stae Hillary Rodham Clinton left Washington and headed to New York to be with her husband..."

              For what? Appearances? Who the hell is she trying to bullshit?

              Everybody knows that marriage is such a convenience that you could put a soda fountain and a beef jerky rack on it.

              Un-fuckin-believable!

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              • Va Beach VH Fan
                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                • Dec 2003
                • 17913

                #8
                Have to remember, he already had quad bypass surgery in '04...

                Some people just have a not-so-good ticker...

                Of course, the cheeseburgers don't help, but some of it is just shitty genetics....
                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                • Candy Girl

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hambon4lif
                  "Secretary Of Stae Hillary Rodham Clinton left Washington and headed to New York to be with her husband..."

                  For what? Appearances? Who the hell is she trying to bullshit?

                  Everybody knows that marriage is such a convenience that you could put a soda fountain and a beef jerky rack on it.

                  Un-fuckin-believable!
                  Bravo!

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                    Have to remember, he already had quad bypass surgery in '04...

                    Some people just have a not-so-good ticker...

                    Of course, the cheeseburgers don't help, but some of it is just shitty genetics....
                    Being married to Shrillary can't exactly be good for the blood pressure either....



                    His heart may be thinking he's doing Bill a favor.....
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58754

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                      He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
                      Well, he has had to Chimp-sit lately, as part of his Haiti relief efforts. That would stress out anybody....


                      Dear God, how did I get stuck with this fucking idiot?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • hambon4lif
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2810

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        "Damnit!! I'm never gonna land any strange out here with this fuckstump as a wing-man!"

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          and still eating back home

                          Two of his favorite Arkansas restaurants were known for their large portions — a hamburger the size of a hubcap and steaks as thick as fists.

                          Fuck it. If Bill died today, he will die knowing he lived an awesomely full life. Big deal, dude enjoys bad foods. Eat, drink, be happy.

                          If I were President and had a 24 hour chef, I'd be grubbing all sorts of awesome stuff. I don't blame him one single bit.

                          BACON! OM NOM NOM NOM

                          I really want to visit the south for a couple months just for the horrible, greasy, fatty, kill you tomorrow type foods. REAL biscuits & gravy, REAL barbecue, eggs cooked in bacon grease, etc...
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            #14
                            By the way...he has looked really tired lately. Maybe this will perk him up a bit and allow him to feel a bit better. The doctors on TV are saying you feel much more energetic almost immediately after this type of procedure.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              I really want to visit the south for a couple months just for the horrible, greasy, fatty, kill you tomorrow type foods. REAL biscuits & gravy, REAL barbecue, eggs cooked in bacon grease, etc...
                              Smoking a little too much grass there, munchies boy?
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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