Ladies and gentlemen! The motherfucker of the united states of america!

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838
    #1

    Ladies and gentlemen! The motherfucker of the united states of america!

    Years ago I made the comment that the office of President Of The United States is actually more like the office of the Motherfucker Of The United States.

    It actually means pretty much "Ruler Of The Free World", though ruler is to harsh a word. I guess President Of The Western World would be better.
    But I digress.

    President is too lame a description of the office. I mean, come on, ruler of the free world and they just wanna call it "President"???

    Fuck that shit. I mean, "emperor" is a bit grandiose, but it still sounds too fucking stiff.

    Don't let them fool you with that sorry fucking imitation they have at all those goddam press conferences and windbag fucking speeches the president gives every now and then, THIS is the REAL Seal of the President Of The United States of America.

    ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!

    Last edited by Hardrock69; 02-16-2010, 02:41 AM.
    Tags: america, gentlemen, ladies, motherfucker, states, united
    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555
      #2
      and?

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

        Comment

        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838
          #3
          and?

            Comment

            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302
              #4
              Ann?
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                Comment

                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58754
                  #5
                  Man?

                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

                    Comment

                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302
                      #6
                      Rand?
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                        Comment

                        • chefcraig
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 12172
                          #7
                          I like omelets.









                          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                          ― Stephen Hawking

                            Comment

                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12710
                              #8
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              Man?

                              I'd do her.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

                                Comment

                                • kwame k
                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 11302
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                                  I'd do her.

                                  Cheers! :bottle:
                                  That's a man, baby.......

                                  <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WgOIEGz7o_s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WgOIEGz7o_s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
                                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                                    Comment

                                    • Anonymous
                                      Banned
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 12710
                                      #10
                                      For a minute ther, I thought I had pulled a WARF.

                                      But there's nothing on Wikipedia that says that she was born a man.

                                      Granted, her face is... huh...



                                      ... you know what? Forget about the face.

                                      But I would.

                                      Cheers! :bottle:

                                        Comment

                                        • kwame k
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Feb 2008
                                          • 11302
                                          #11
                                          Always look at the Adam's Apple, Sylicker

                                          Last edited by kwame k; 02-24-2010, 10:12 PM.
                                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                                            Comment

                                            • Anonymous
                                              Banned
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 12710
                                              #12
                                              Stop playing games with my mind, Kwame!

                                              Ann Coulter

                                              Ann Coulter

                                              AKA Ann Hart Coulter

                                              Born: 8-Dec-1961
                                              Birthplace: New York City

                                              Gender: Female
                                              Religion: Protestant
                                              Race or Ethnicity: White
                                              Sexual orientation: Straight



                                              I will NOT succumb to your tricks.

                                              Cheers! :bottle:

                                                Comment

                                                • kwame k
                                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 11302
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Anonymous
                                                      Banned
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 12710
                                                      #14
                                                      That's NOT an Adam's Apple. It's too big!

                                                      It's just her neck that it's... weird...

                                                      ...

                                                      ... have I really pulled a WARF? Me? I thought I'd NEVER be fooled by it.

                                                      I mean, I actually studied this phenomenon... I...

                                                      THAT'S NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE!!! Look at it! It's too large, it can't be!

                                                      Cheers! :bottle:

                                                        Comment

                                                        • kwame k
                                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                          • 11302
                                                          #15
                                                          ...yeah, it can't be








































                                                          ...but then again......

                                                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

                                                            Comment

                                                            Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                            Working...