At the office where I work, we get at least 20 calls a day from these idiots.
So today the phone rings. I look at caller ID and I know it is someone trying to sell me something. So I decide to answer.
Probably the best thing I have ever said to shut one of these people up.
Hey, I do not give a fuck if it is their job. They call me at their own risk!
So today the phone rings. I look at caller ID and I know it is someone trying to sell me something. So I decide to answer.
Me: Hello
TM: Hello is this The Very Biggest Corporation of America, Inc.?
Me: What is this regarding?
TM: Well, we are a payroll outsourcing company. Do you have any employees on...
Me: No, we don't have any employees. We only have slaves we buy from South America.
TM: Are they on the payroll?
Me: No, of course not! They work for free and if they try to run away, we beat them until they get back to work! It does wonders for our bottom line, and we have a great profit margin as a result!
TM: Mmmmmkay......*click*
TM: Hello is this The Very Biggest Corporation of America, Inc.?
Me: What is this regarding?
TM: Well, we are a payroll outsourcing company. Do you have any employees on...
Me: No, we don't have any employees. We only have slaves we buy from South America.
TM: Are they on the payroll?
Me: No, of course not! They work for free and if they try to run away, we beat them until they get back to work! It does wonders for our bottom line, and we have a great profit margin as a result!
TM: Mmmmmkay......*click*
Hey, I do not give a fuck if it is their job. They call me at their own risk!
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