Wanking On The Clock, and Getting Paid For It

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Wanking On The Clock, and Getting Paid For It

    Wanking on the Clock
    Believe it or not, they’ve encouraged it at the morgue.
    Comments (0) By Rick Anderson Wednesday, Feb 10 2010
    Was it good government practice for morgue staffers to provide the King County medical examiner with samples of their sperm at $20 a pop? The voluntary ejaculations were a bit unseemly, a new county investigations report reveals, but at least the self-abuse wasn't an abuse of authority.

    If it all seems a little strange, keep in mind that this is the morgue that held an office contest awarding $10 for the most grisly death-scene photos; where a boss showed up at work wearing a bulletproof vest; and where someone stole the remains of a newborn baby from the body cooler.

    A whistle-blower had raised the question of Chief Medical Examiner Richard Harruff's sperm-gathering in a 2007 complaint, but it wasn't until two weeks ago that the county Ombudsman's Office issued its report, along with findings on whether or not the ME's office had properly handled brain tissue and fetal remains.

    The morgue, located in a corner of Harborview Medical Center, has long been a controversial workplace where employees have sued over sexual harassment and unusual practices. The new ombudsman's report, issued Jan. 29, looked into some of those issues, first raised in a 16-page complaint filed in August 2007 by former ME staffer Robinette Struckel.

    The sperm-donation practice was at the top of her list. It seemed—at the least, she said—inappropriate to ask fellow workers to masturbate, perhaps on county time, and ejaculate into a specimen catcher in return for a cash award from the boss.

    But the office of ombudsman Amy Calderwood determined no harm was done.

    "KCMEO occasionally tests for the presence of semen in criminal cases," the report notes. "A control sample of semen is used to ensure the chemical stain the agency uses to prepare the semen for analysis is functioning properly." To obtain the control samples, Harruff would make a general announcement to employees for samples and offer $20 of his own money to the willing, the report states. Harruff explained "that this method of obtaining samples was significantly less expensive than ordering them through a medical supply company."

    The collection was voluntary and the process designed so that samples could be submitted anonymously, the ombudsman determined. While it's understandable "how the semen procurement practice appeared to be inappropriate and could have been misinterpreted," the report concludes, "the only portion of the county's improper governmental action definition that could reasonably relate to this allegation is 'abuse of authority,'" and none was found. The sperm-giving was discontinued after Stuckel complained, and the ME now buys samples from a medical-supply company.

    Also, no governmental rule or law violations were found in the ME's handling of brains turned over to a contractor for off-site disposal. And the ombudsman determined there was no violation when the morgue placed a deceased fetus in a bag with organs removed from its deceased mother, shipping all the remains to a funeral home.

    Complainant Struckel resigned from the ME's office after claiming she was being harassed by a fellow worker.

    Wanking on the Clock - Page 1 - News - Seattle - Seattle Weekly
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    #2
    Cheers.:bottle:
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35198

      #3
      It would need to be a pretty nice looking clock...

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      • Dr. Love
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7832

        #4
        Now that she's out of work, perhaps she'd like to help me collect my semen samples. I'll give her $5 for each sample I submit.
        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12748

          #5
          She was only pissed because she couldn't donate & get the 20 bucks.

          Which only shows her poor business acumen, in my opinion.

          She could easily make 70 bucks per donation.

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #6
            And Only $5 Off You.
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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