Why are you screamin'?

[bueno bob]

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So what say the masses? I have to admit, I think Platinum Dunes has a winner here...definitely can't be worse than the MTV-friendly comedy shitfest that the franchise turned into after Dream Warriors...

[Anonymous]

definitely can't be worse than the MTV-friendly comedy shitfest that the franchise turned into after Dream Warriors...

Let's bet.

C'mon, let's bet.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Let's bet.

C'mon, let's bet.

Cheers! :bottle:

Might do that, actually...I like those two previews better than the entire Dream Child and Freddy's Dead movies already...

[Anonymous]

Might do that, actually...I like those two previews better than the entire Dream Child and Freddy's Dead movies already...

Call it, then.

State your bet.

I'll see you & double it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Call it, then.

State your bet.

I'll see you & double it.

Cheers! :bottle:

$20 says it doesn't entirely suck!

[chefcraig]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

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[Coyote]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

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Oh, fer fucks sake...

[bueno bob]

Oh Christ...the fucking Karate Hip Hop Kid? Really? That's the last nail in Jackie Chan's career-coffin, I guess.

Bring on Freddy, fuck...

[Anonymous]

$20 says it doesn't entirely suck!

Oh, back-pedalling are we?

No dice, brutha.

$40 says that it'll be worse than the latter Nightmare films.

That's what you claimed in the original post.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

Chef, I am now out of groans, having freely distributed them to a certain retard yesterday.

But rest assured, as soon as they're replenished, as it were, the first one has your name on it.

Maybe then you'll think twice before posting utter & cuntplete SHIT!

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Maybe then you'll think twice before posting utter & cuntplete SHIT!

Cheers! :bottle:

Now I have to think before I post

[Anonymous]

Now I have to think before I post

Nah, don't worry Kwame...

We're all already used to you not thinking and also posting utter & cuntplete shit...

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Nah, don't worry Kwame...

We're all already used to you not thinking and also posting utter & cuntplete shit...

Cheers! :bottle:

Phew, because actually having to think about the utter and cuntplete shit I post would be utterly and cuntpletely taxing

[binnie]

Re-making the Karate Kid?

The Karate Kid?

When did that become a barometer of good movies? It sucked the first time....

[Anonymous]

Re-making the Karate Kid?

The Karate Kid?

When did that become a barometer of good movies? It sucked the first time....

Blasphemy!

No, wait... yes, you're right.

But it did gave us that weird seagull stance or whatever the fuck that shit was, where you stand in only one leg and lift your arms.

20 years later, if you pull that shit it'll STILL be met with a general roar of laughter.

A scene for the ages. Immortal.

Cheers! :bottle: