Brett Michaels Undressin' Miley Cyrus

[SparkieD]

That fucking fish-face Brett Michaels has teamed up with Disney's not-so-darling Billy Ray Jr. in Drag to sing lyrics about gettin' nekkid and falling on top of each other. What the fuck are her parents thinking? Shouldn't they wait 'til the Disney contract is up to whore their kid out to more mature (AHEM!) audiences? At this rate, she'll be rode hard and put away wet before she's 20 which, I might add, will not be one day too soon.

And that infested fucker Brett thinks it's a good idea. The father of two daughters claims to be a good pop. What, have all those STD's finally reached his brain?

Bret Michaels, Miley Cyrus Sing About Getting Undressed in “Nothing to Lose” : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily

[Candy Girl]

And to think, little girls want to be just like Hannah Montana. FFS, it just keeps getting worse and worse with these supposed "teen idols".

[Anonymous]

I miss the days when internet was for porn.

Now it's for retards.

sweetypie | 2/26/2010, 8:38 am EST

theres nothing wrong with it, shes hardly singin n i really doubt that they singing to eachother, i think they’re both regarding to some on else, stop making a big issue out of it, its an innocently great song!

Makes you wanna disconnect & never dial up again, so to speak.

But I particularly like this one:

anonymous | 2/25/2010, 8:29 pm EST

I don’t know why he’s doing a duet with a no talent like Miley Cyrus. She’s going to be washed up in a year or two anyways and she can’t sing for her life

Cheers! :bottle:

[Terry]

Far as Michaels, clearly it (like his reality shows) is another cloying attempt to extend his already way-overextended 15 minutes.

With Cyrus, well, it's never too soon to make the leap to older audiences, or to try and stay relevant with her core audience as they get older. Otherwise, she's gonna end up like Debbie Gibson.

Celebrities are addicted to being famous. The stunts they pull to stay in the limelight are generally pathetic with inverse proportionality to their talent levels.

Any parent of a young daughter using Cyrus as a role model needs their fucking head examined.

[hambon4lif]

It's amazing how soon everyone forgets the Britney Spears story. We've all seen this story before, and we know how it ends....

SAFE PREDICTION: By the time she's 25, Miley will shave her head and step out of cars in front of the paparazzi flashing her pussy, which by then will look more like a pastrami sandwich that got ran over than anything pee would come out of.

Remember folks, you read it here first!

.....and the beat goes on.....

[SparkieD]

With Cyrus, well, it's never too soon to make the leap to older audiences, or to try and stay relevant with her core audience as they get older. Otherwise, she's gonna end up like Debbie Gibson.

Terry, you are usually spot on, but her fucking core audience is 10!!!!!

[Terry]

Terry, you are usually spot on, but her fucking core audience is 10!!!!!

Come on now...I mean, 11 at the YOUNGEST

Thinking more along the lines of her fans who have been interested in her since she first broke big, which was, what...2004...or 2005?

Those fans have to be pushing 15 or 16 by now.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm sitting here trying to analyze the career trajectory of Miley Cyrus... doubtless that Savicki would be proud of me.

[Terry]

which by then will look more like a pastrami sandwich that got ran over than anything pee would come out of.

[SparkieD]

Come on now...I mean, 11 at the YOUNGEST

Thinking more along the lines of her fans who have been interested in her since she first broke big, which was, what...2004...or 2005?

Those fans have to be pushing 15 or 16 by now.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm sitting here trying to analyze the career trajectory of Miley Cyrus... doubtless that Savicki would be proud of me.

Nah, my kid's 11 now and is losing interest in Hannah Montana quickly, as are all her friends, thank God! Three years of it is more than my sanity can handle. Seems Miley's fanbase is more like 7-10. Could explain her antics, I guess. It must suck to be pushing legal and be all the rage amongst primary schoolgirls. Then again, I think I could keep my urges on the down-low a little bit longer for that kind of paycheck.

[Diamondjimi]

What does teaming up two hasbeens equal ?

[Candy Girl]

. Then again, I think I could keep my urges on the down-low a little bit longer for that kind of paycheck.

With the fame and fortune that kid has had handed to her, I tend to think she's singing ME-ME-MEEEEE! And I'm not talking about vocal warm-up exercises, either.

[LoungeMachine]

What does teaming up two hasbeens equal ?

ChickenFoot?

[Diamondjimi]

[Hardrock69]

ChickenFoot?

[binnie]

This must be a sign of the apocalypse or something.......