Announcement - Sheep Pen Closing

[ZahZoo]

With the downturn in the economy even the foundation of big businesses in the CVH strip mall are feeling the effects and starting to crumble.

After a review of the books... mutten memberships are down 95% year to year adjusted for woolly inflation. Down-stream raw materials producers, such as our primary supplier VHlinks are unable to meet demands and their overall product quality is completely inferior for today's demanding markets.

Calls placed to CEO & founding President pRIKK went unanswered at the Corporate Headquarters in Mean Street, USA. A probe has been thrust into the unexplained disappearance of pRIKK the last several years. Rumors persist around an internet stalker known as Fab the Gunt and tales of bikers taking down the legendary icon pRIKK...

The current staff has done an admirable job of keeping the doors open, but most have been reduced to shadows of plastic action figures.

Many may not know this... but this operation was started by myself and Max using seed material from a pictorial assault at Ford's expense at links many years ago. As silent partners we hired pRIKK to front the operation here due to favorable market conditions and a strong supply chain.

After a thourough Sunday morning review... I've decided to pull the plug on this failing business. We did consider converting to a new franchise operation known as the Chicken Coup, but market analysis showed this venture to have no long term potential based on a weak product base and poor supplier potential...

Time to end an era and close the doors, kids...

[Unchainme]

Do you like huey lewis and the news?

[ThrillsNSpills]

You realize that this will put all the bikers that are dispatched to enforce message board justice out of work.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Do you like huey lewis and the news?

Of course , the plus side for you is it's probably easier to get into now.

[Unchainme]

Of course , the plus side for you is it's probably easier to get into now.

"Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost"

[Dan]

This Thread Is Gay.

[sadaist]

This Thread Is Gay.

Yeah, but we just moved the clocks forward an hour. So essentially, that's one less hour of your life you have to spend viewing threads you don't like.

[hideyoursheep]

"Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost"

I can't believe a fellow Buckeye would say that.

[bueno bob]

Let me guess - it needs definition, right?

[Candy Girl]

Yeah, but we just moved the clocks forward an hour. So essentially, that's one less hour of your life you have to spend viewing threads you don't like.

Not really. He's in New Zealand and they haven't had their time change yet. Then it's one hour back. It's a Southern Hemisphere kinda thing ya know.

[ZahZoo]

You realize that this will put all the bikers that are dispatched to enforce message board justice out of work.

Well times are rough all over... We'll add a line item to the stimulous package and relocate them over with Lounge at Rothchats.

[chefcraig]

Well times are rough all over... We'll add a line item to the stimulous package and relocate them over with Lounge at Rothchats.

Cool, as I would welcome the company. Currently, you can roll bowling balls down the aisles and not worry about hitting a single soul.

[VanHalener]

Do you know what little yellow spot on top of chicken shit is?

It's chicken shit!

Phuck you Sammy Hagar! I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.





Well, maybe in your face a little.

[WARF]

When do I get my 50% off Alan the panther blowup sex doll?

[Matt White]

*CONSUMER ALERT*