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[UK ROCKER]

What has happened to all the content that used to be on this site?

Roth radio, vids, pics, factual content ect.

Why should I contribute to this site when it offers less & less each passing year (just like VH LOL)

This site lags behind other VH sites.

Who IS responsible for this site's demise?

[Dan]

If You Dont Like,Then Dont Post And Fuck Off.

[LoungeMachine]

Why should I contribute to this site when it offers less & less each passing year (just like VH LOL)

?

You shouldn't.

In fact in protest you should request the webbies ban you, strike all of your lousy posts, and instruct the members to forget you were ever here.

Why should your family live with the shame that you were associated with such a travesty of a site?

Go forth, and never speak of this place again.....

:gulp:

[UK ROCKER]

If You Dont Like,Then Dont Post And Fuck Off.


Here we go again, I ask a question and i get abuse.
This site won't get any new people to post & contribute here if you just hurl insults.
Why can't you just talk, debate, answer the question?
I do my best to fit in round here.

[LoungeMachine]

I do my best to fit in round here.

:lmao:

:lmao:

:lmao:

Insulting the site, and asking who is responsible for its demise is your way of "fitting in", troll?

:gulp:

Nice try, dumbass.

[UK ROCKER]

Insulting the site,
.

When have i ever insulted this site?

All i did was ask some questions.

[LoungeMachine]

When have i ever insulted this site?

.

When you joined?

Just a guess.....

:gulp:

[UK ROCKER]

When you joined?

Just a guess.....

:gulp:

It is people like you that ruin this site for the rest of us.
It's no wonder people do not contribute.

[fryingdutchman]

When have i ever insulted this site?

Really?

I mean FUCKING REALLY????

You ask that after this shit...


Why should I contribute to this site when it offers less & less each passing year


This site lags behind other VH sites.


Who IS responsible for this site's demise?

Are you clinically retarded? You talk shit and then backpedal with the "who me?" attitude...and it doesn't fly.

Plus...you're a proven Sammy-lover...and that doesn't fly 'round here either.

You can't shake the devil's hand and then say you're "only kidding..."

Goodbye.

[fryingdutchman]

It's people like you that ruin this site for the rest of us.

The rest of us?

That would imply that you have some support. Everything I've seen so far has pointed to the contrary...

[Panamark]

Who IS responsible for this site's demise?

That statement assumes we have demised.
Yet here we are ?

And you are here ?

You are right, there are some serious issues that need
addressing !!!!

[Panamark]

(Does Brenty's ads really fuck up Netscape 4 so much ??)

[UK ROCKER]

Really?

I mean FUCKING REALLY????

You ask that after this shit...

Are you clinically retarded? You talk shit and then backpedal with the "who me?" attitude...and it doesn't fly.

Plus...you're a proven Sammy-lover...and that doesn't fly 'round here either.

You can't shake the devil's hand and then say you're "only kidding..."

Goodbye.

Anychace that you have the mental capacity of actually answering the questions at the start of this thread.

C'mon step up to the plate and do your bit

[UK ROCKER]

The rest of us?

That would imply that you have some support. Everything I've seen so far has pointed to the contrary...

I have army buddies, who deep down feel the same way.

Losing the Roth radio thing was the last straw...

[Panamark]

Did you get tired of being the lucky 1,000,000 visitor at the links ??????

Seriously we all get our info from google and select people with
real connections, you are wrong the links and the army dont have
the same contacts, if you wish a chicken experience, (or any hagar
project, go back there, they are the best for that)
If you want Van Halen updates, this site is better,
our contacts are not aligned with the hagar camp
that drives the links.

[Panamark]

Actually I should have said Sobolewski camp.
You have a clear choice go forth and enjoy ! :)

[ThrillsNSpills]

Den ?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

What has happened to all the content that used to be on this site?

Roth radio, vids, pics, factual content ect.

Why should I contribute to this site when it offers less & less each passing year (just like VH LOL)

This site lags behind other VH sites.

Who IS responsible for this site's demise?

Nobody's putting a gun to your head to come here, you ungrateful fuck....

Yes, this version of the Army doesn't have all it's bells and whistles back up and running yet.... Sarge has a couple of things that are a slightly higher priority at the current time, mainly serving his country overseas...

You should be fucking grateful he still pays to keep this site online, even though he doesn't have much time to even log in and check to see how things are running.... He trusts that to me and PMark, and I appreciate the hell out of that....

So in due time, we'll get the new skins up and loaded, and eventually we'll get the old pages up as well....

If that's not satisfactory to you, turn around and take your sorry ass to the Links, where they'll talk about Hagar with you till the fucking cows come home.....

[Anonymous]

UK Rocker. Such an original name.

Is it any wonder this little fella can't post any other than complete & utter shit?

That name was the last fart of creativity out of his dried up excuse for brain. And you all can see how "creative" it is.

Cheers! :bottle:

[UK ROCKER]

Did you get tired of being the lucky 1,000,000 visitor at the links ??????

Seriously we all get our info from google and select people with
real connections, you are wrong the links and the army dont have
the same contacts, if you wish a chicken experience, (or any hagar
project, go back there, they are the best for that)
If you want Van Halen updates, this site is better,
our contacts are not aligned with the hagar camp
that drives the links.

You are wrong on the CVH content. As the links have proven track record with the reunion and tour updates.

Nice try

[UK ROCKER]

Nobody's putting a gun to your head to come here, you ungrateful fuck....

Yes, this version of the Army doesn't have all it's bells and whistles back up and running yet.... Sarge has a couple of things that are a slightly higher priority at the current time, mainly serving his country overseas...

You should be fucking grateful he still pays to keep this site online, even though he doesn't have much time to even log in and check to see how things are running.... He trusts that to me and PMark, and I appreciate the hell out of that....

So in due time, we'll get the new skins up and loaded, and eventually we'll get the old pages up as well....

If that's not satisfactory to you, turn around and take your sorry ass to the Links, where they'll talk about Hagar with you till the fucking cows come home.....

How long is it gonna take?

The look of this site is nowhere as cool as it could be,

I have website knowledge and i would be willing to help out free of charge.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

How long is it gonna take?

The look of this site is nowhere as cool as it could be,

I have website knowledge and i would be willing to help out free of charge.

I have no idea... When we get updated info, we'll let everyone know....

[chefcraig]

I honestly don't follow this. OK, I get the idea that aesthetically, the appearance of the site leaves something to be desired, but who cares if the general content is exceptional? This place features some truly, truly gifted and inspired posters, the kind of folks whose names you look for in threads. Be the subject political theater, musical insight or just plain absurdity, you can count on these people to inform or entertain you. The administrators of the joint are more than fair, and the only time things go sideways is when an individual poster finds fault for failing to account for his/her actions when called upon for them.

The truth is, some of our best music, literature, films and art have a bare bones consistency to them, that puts into relief the genuine quality being presented that no amount of fanfare can increase. And remember this, you can have a site with all the fancy color schemes in the world on it, if people refuse to post there in the first place, what are you left with? If all the lights are on and no one is home, the endeavor can be seen as somewhat pointless.

So by and large, I can't get on board with any haste about getting the site to "look" better. The content provided by the individual posters alone is worthy of making me wish to return to it frequently.

[UK ROCKER]

I honestly don't follow this. OK, I get the idea that aesthetically, the appearance of the site leaves something to be desired, but who cares if the general content is exceptional? This place features some truly, truly gifted and inspired posters, the kind of folks whose names you look for in threads. Be the subject political theater, musical insight or just plain absurdity, you can count on these people to inform or entertain you. The administrators of the joint are more than fair, and the only time things go sideways is when an individual poster finds fault for failing to account for his/her actions when called upon for them.

The truth is, some of our best music, literature, films and art have a bare bones consistency to them, that puts into relief the genuine quality being presented that no amount of fanfare can increase. And remember this, you can have a site with all the fancy color schemes in the world on it, if people refuse to post there in the first place, what are you left with? If all the lights are on and no one is home, the endeavor can be seen as somewhat pointless.

So by and large, I can't get on board with any haste about getting the site to "look" better. The content provided by the individual posters alone is worthy of making me wish to return to it frequently.

You make some good points here.

Good post

I have seen the light :biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

What has happened to all the content that used to be on this site?

Roth radio, vids, pics, factual content ect.

How the fuck would you know? You've been here 6 months, NOOB!


Why should I contribute to this site when it offers less & less each passing year (just like VH LOL)


See sig. below!http://www.hotmobile.org/2009/images/down_arrow_black.gif

[Anonymous]

This son of a bitch is mocking us.

Yo, UK Faggot.

Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit, and kindly fuck off.

Bitch! :wow2:

[UK ROCKER]

This son of a bitch is mocking us.



What makes you say that?

I talk about Dave/CVH

You lot talk about politics & Sheep.

I don't know why some of you posters even come here.

Why do you come here Imapus?

[Anonymous]

What makes you say that?

I talk about Dave/CVH

You lot talk about politics & Sheep.

I don't know why some of you posters even come here.

Why do you come here Imapus?

I come here so I can bitchslap little bitches like you.

Isn't that reason good enough?

Chef actually puts some time & thought into his post & you mock him with your "I have seen the light" bullshit.

With that, you've shown you cannot or are unwilling to respect other posters.

I think it'd be fairly unreasonable to expect that other posters would respect you, you fuckin' retard.

Bitch! :wow2:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What makes you say that?

I talk about Dave/CVH

You lot talk about politics & Sheep.

I don't know why some of you posters even come here.

Why do you come here Imapus?

can't answer for ima, but i come here for the comradery and fun. you detract from that constantly. most threads you haven't jacked up do not even mention sheep. you fucking sheep.

[Sensible Shoes]

Look guy, don't say you are trying to fit in when the first thing you do is show up on a DLR site and ask why we are so mean to poor Sammy.

Don't feed his need to be responded to people. Just leave him alone to solve the world's problems on his own.

[Anonymous]

But it's so much fun to abuse these shit stains...

Cheers! :bottle:

[UK ROCKER]

Look guy, don't say you are trying to fit in when the first thing you do is show up on a DLR site and ask why we are so mean to poor Sammy.

Don't feed his need to be responded to people. Just leave him alone to solve the world's problems on his own.

Shouldn't you be flicking yourself off to Oprah Winfrey.

This is mans talk luv

[UK ROCKER]

But it's so much fun to abuse these shit stains...

Cheers! :bottle:

You ran out of ideas 2 posts ago.

Try again

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Shouldn't you be flicking yourself off to Oprah Winfrey.

This is mans talk luv

good lord, man. or should i say boy?:fufu:

[UK ROCKER]

How the fuck would you know? You've been here 6 months, NOOB!

See sig. below!http://www.hotmobile.org/2009/images/down_arrow_black.gif

Do you ever talk about Dave on this site Jimi?

Just sayin'

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Shouldn't you be flicking yourself off to Oprah Winfrey.

This is mans talk luv

this coming from the child who doesn't want childish banter on a message board. a far inferior board than all the others on the internet, yet can't seem to leave or act like a man.

[Diamondjimi]

Do you ever talk about Dave on this site Jimi?

Just sayin'

Been here for years, talked plenty about Dave and ground many a Troll into fine dust as well. You want a shot at the title big mouth?

Trolls, they come and go... But diamonds are forever- Dj-2010

[FORD]

Katie or Pedobear?

That's the only question I have left for this assclown.

[Diamondjimi]

Katie or Pedobear?

That's the only question I have left for this assclown.

Was thinking the same thing myself. Anyone run an IP check yet?

[Hardrock69]

And this fucking loser wonders how we can spot a troll so quickly.

[binnie]

I've actually enjoyed talking with UK Rocker in the short time he's been here - he is knowledgeable about 70s and 80s rock, and always had interesting stuff to say about it.

I have no idea why he has suddenly decided to be a dick (especially with regard to the Sheep Pen stuff.) This thread COULD have raised some valid issues about the site - but asking 'why should I post here?' comes across as supercillious, and an attack. I think he meant it rhetorically, but I'm not so sure.

When people don't understand the 'sheep' stuff and why the Front line is so active, it's because they forget just how long a lot of people have been around here. When there is fuck all happening in the world of CVH and DLR, there really isn't that much we can discuss about those topics, so we talk about other things, and have a laugh - otherwise the 'which is you favourite CVH album/song/lyric/tour' threads just go on loop. And let us not forget the dreaded 'Dave's Hair' threads.............

UK Rocker - you want to start interesting threads about CVH, everybody will gladly contribute to them. I'd be very, VERY surprised if you can think of a topic that hasn't been done to death, however.

[UK ROCKER]

I've actually enjoyed talking with UK Rocker in the short time he's been here - he is knowledgeable about 70s and 80s rock, and always had interesting stuff to say about it.

I have no idea why he has suddenly decided to be a dick (especially with regard to the Sheep Pen stuff.) This thread COULD have raised some valid issues about the site - but asking 'why should I post here?' comes across as supercillious, and an attack. I think he meant it rhetorically, but I'm not so sure.

When people don't understand the 'sheep' stuff and why the Front line is so active, it's because they forget just how long a lot of people have been around here. When there is fuck all happening in the world of CVH and DLR, there really isn't that much we can discuss about those topics, so we talk about other things, and have a laugh - otherwise the 'which is you favourite CVH album/song/lyric/tour' threads just go on loop. And let us not forget the dreaded 'Dave's Hair' threads.............

UK Rocker - you want to start interesting threads about CVH, everybody will gladly contribute to them. I'd be very, VERY surprised if you can think of a topic that hasn't been done to death, however.

Thanks for the big up Binnie.

Yes i enjoy it here as well.

I was just taking the piss out of the Yanks as they have zero sense of humour.

Try watching BBC America a bit more guy's.

No Scratch that idea watch your Friends re-runs or Oprah instead.

Lighten up people.

[UK ROCKER]

You want a shot at the title big mouth?



What do you mean title?

[Anonymous]

What I want to know is if this is really an alias & of whom.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Look at UK's name again, and you'll get your answer....

[kwame k]

Look at UK's name again, and you'll get your answer....
Nicely played, sir :beers8:

[Anonymous]

An alias.

Was Ford on the money? The first or the second?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes, the alias challenged amoung us need definitive answers.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

An alias.

Was Ford on the money? The first or the second?

Cheers! :bottle:

Katie, 113, Trudy Green, take your pick....

[Anonymous]

Ah, ok.

Thanks, VA.

I have to say, I didn't really recognize Katie this time. I though I had her style pegged, as I always knew it was her, but not this time.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Katie told me to go flick my bean?

I have to throw up now.

[Anonymous]

Katie told me to go flick my bean?

I have to throw up now.

What does that mean?

I'm serious, I don't know. Remember, I'm portuguese.

Cheers! :bottle:

[chefcraig]

What does that mean?

I'm serious, I don't know. Remember, I'm portuguese.

Cheers! :bottle:

To Anglicize it, try "tickle the taco".

[DLR7884]

Katie told me to go flick my bean?

I have to throw up now.

There's no way that was Katie...it was Fab or lms.

You probably still want to puke though.

DLR7884
I love the word "bean." :eatit:

[Anonymous]

Flick the bean...

Yes, I can see it now...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuck, that's brilliant!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

There's no way that was Katie...it was Fab or lms.

You probably still want to puke though.

DLR7884
I love the word "bean." :eatit:

Nope, trust me....

[DLR7884]

Nope, trust me....

Damn, that bitch is still trying to get back in here?

DLR7884
Sad.

[Unchainme]

Damn, that bitch is still trying to get back in here?

DLR7884
Sad.

I don't understand why.

She/He/It's a shitty troll and unfunny, and overall is not liked by the general public.

[Sensible Shoes]

Is this Katie the same person as "Katydid?" I remember some strange darkhaired woman with glasses who was a Jesus freak........trying to save the masses from the innerworkings of Hitchworld.

[twonabomber]

Is this Katie the same person as "Katydid?"

no. two different cunts.

[Sensible Shoes]

Does that mean one person with a vaginal deformity, or two distinct humans? :D

[twonabomber]

hmmm.

maybe we should get back to flickin' yer bean.

[Rikk]

Shit. I go away for a long time, I come back and the same psychos are still banned and trying to get back on the site.

Kinda makes you wonder how many lonely souls are out there with little to do but buy their groceries, stare at monitors and wish they had friends or lovers...

Paul McCartney was right. A true Eleanor Rigby in our midst.











































Cunt.

[Panamark]

:lmao:

Flickin your bean ?

Is that like diddling the little man in the boat ?? :)

[Dan]

Man In The Pink Canoe,Mark.:D

[Panamark]

Thats a funny description, one I have not heard before.. :)

[Dan]

That One Is From The Deep South.:D

[Anonymous]

Little man in the pink canoe is absurdly funny.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

I should know it, in that case :)

I'll pop it in a sentence tonight over dinner and see if
I get a response !! lol.....

[Dan]

I should know it, in that case :)

I'll pop it in a sentence tonight over dinner and see if
I get a response !! lol.....

Dinner Was Great Honey,Can I Touch The Man In The Pink Canoe Tonight?:hitch::biggrin:

[Diamondjimi]

Katie should get a special award for most persistent Troll.

What a sad individual.... :shiznit:

[Panamark]

I thought we had all figured out Katie was a guy called "Steve" ??

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I don't understand why.

She/He/It's a shitty troll and unfunny, and overall is not liked by the general public.

Dick pics....

[hideyoursheep]

Dick pics....

So why then is Kwame's avatar acceptable?



:lmao:

[ZahZoo]

I've said it before... it ain't the fancy web design that makes a place great. It's the cuntent and characters that post that separates the best from the rest...

[Anonymous]

So why then is Kwame's avatar acceptable?



:lmao:

He's a drummer, he doesn't know any better, poor fella...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

That One Is From The Deep South.:D

Yes that bizarre combination of trying to get dignity in language out of something really foul in intention. Like calling an act a chocolate milk moustache instead of a dirty sanchez. Bottom line, it's still shit on your lip.

[VanHalener]

That UKCOCKROCKER is a douchebag!

There is cure. Drink a pint of gasoline, asshat, and everyone on this site will love you for it.










You know why food, drinks, and other items have expiration dates?
Because Sammy Hagar sucks so bad he eventually ruins everything.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Flick the bean...

Yes, I can see it now...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuck, that's brilliant!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

my wife's nickname is bean.;)

[kwame k]

So why then is Kwame's avatar acceptable?



:lmao:


It's dick pics not stick pics, moron........

Geez, gotta spell everything out to the bunghole of Michigan.....Ohio:tongue0011:

[LoungeMachine]

Do you wear the gloves because the thought of touching your own stick makes you feel gay?

A sock might work just as well....

:gulp:

[Sensible Shoes]

Now that the twat/cockbiter is gone, I must say I didn't like he/she/it much at all. In southern lingo, I might say he/she/it was very rude.

[kwame k]

Do you wear the gloves because the thought of touching your own stick makes you feel gay?

A sock might work just as well....

:gulp:

.....and when I want to go all "urban" and get freaky, I use a black one :umm:

[ZahZoo]

.....and when I want to go all "urban" and get freaky, I use a black one :umm:

Racist... ;)

[kwame k]

Racist... ;)

I beg to differ, sir. Opportunist......I like white, tan, black and even mixed ones ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

mmmmmmm, black and tans:beers8:

[Cato]

I was thinking UK ROCKER was Wayne L......