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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32573

    New VH DVD !!!

    No, not that one....

    But something to line spEDCO'S pockets....

    New Van Halen Instructional DVDs Available Now

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    #2
    Yeah, saw that a couple days ago, didn't even bother with posting it...
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32573

      #3
      It's as if he's mocking the fans....

      I know you want new material, but instead play my video games and buy my DVD instead

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #4
        I'd been thinking of picking up the "I Cured Myself Of Cancer Only Losing My Teeth And So Can You" edition myself, but they were all sold out at Big Lots. I did pick up a nifty set of outdoor furniture for 11 dollars and change, however.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32573

          #5
          I love Big Lots

          Picked up a half dozen really cool chafing dishes dirt cheap for summer parties.

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            I love Big Lots

            Picked up a half dozen really cool chafing dishes dirt cheap for summer parties.

            The place really needs to be experienced to be believed. You can find all sorts of failed ventures (even budget line Gibson products) there. But forget the food section, as it's like doing your grocery shopping at a 7/11. The one exception is if yours has a bread rack. You'll find muffins, sandwich rolls and bread loafs for roughly a third of the cost of a regular supermarket or grocery. Since most of the Pepperidge Farm Day Old stores closed in this area, Big Lots has been the only alternative.









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #7
              Ed's new 'How To' DVD.

              Instructions:

              1) Walk to the fridge.

              2) Open the fridge door.

              3) Take out a beer.

              4) Drink that beer.

              5) Buy a beer cooler to remove the hassle of steps 1 and 2
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #8
                Originally posted by binnie
                Ed's new 'How To' DVD.

                Instructions:

                1) Walk to the fridge.

                2) Open the fridge door.

                3) Take out a beer.

                4) Drink that beer.

                5) Buy a beer cooler to remove the hassle of steps 1 and 2


                Hey....I know that one.
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32573

                  #9
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  Ed's new 'How To' DVD.

                  Instructions:

                  1) Walk to the fridge.

                  2) Open the fridge door.

                  3) Take out a beer.

                  4) Drink that beer.

                  5) Buy a beer cooler to remove the hassle of steps 1 and 2
                  Already bought in in VHS format....



                  Please be kind, rewind
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12720

                    #10
                    Eddie V. can remove his fuckin' dentures & wrap his gums around my big, fat balls until he releases a proper VAN HALEN DVD and/or a new Roth album.

                    ...

                    Speaking of which, I don't think I ever had a gummy blowjob before. I hear tell they're the best.

                    But not from Eddie, he can keep his gums around my ballsack, the sunuvabitch.

                    Cheers !:bottle:

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11957

                      #11
                      I wouldn't shell out one red cent for this swill.

                      Ed can't even play half his old licks worth a damn anymore, and the "secrets" behind his technique have been pawed over umpteen million times by Guitar World over the years.

                      These dvds MIGHT have been worthwhile 27 to 30 years ago, when people were still trying to figure out how he was doing what he did.

                      LM is right: this is just another "fuck you" to "the fans".
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • VAiN
                        Use my hand, I won't look
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5056

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                        Speaking of which, I don't think I ever had a gummy blowjob before. I hear tell they're the best.
                        Seriously... you bring up an excellent point... the only downside, I imagine, is it would have to be from either a toothless crack whore or someone's grandma... I suppose if you close your eyes, it's all good?
                        Originally posted by wiseguy
                        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12720

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VAiN
                          Seriously... you bring up an excellent point... the only downside, I imagine, is it would have to be from either a toothless crack whore or someone's grandma... I suppose if you close your eyes, it's all good?
                          I suppose so. One goes to one's happy place & that's it... let 'er suck all she wants, the crack whore granny...

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • VanHalenFan5150
                            Sniper
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 960

                            #14
                            Originally posted by chefcraig
                            The place really needs to be experienced to be believed. You can find all sorts of failed ventures (even budget line Gibson products) there. But forget the food section, as it's like doing your grocery shopping at a 7/11. The one exception is if yours has a bread rack. You'll find muffins, sandwich rolls and bread loafs for roughly a third of the cost of a regular supermarket or grocery. Since most of the Pepperidge Farm Day Old stores closed in this area, Big Lots has been the only alternative.
                            I heartily agree with you. Big Lots is pretty decent. Their prices are fairly good and they have some nice merchandise. They used to have computer games for $3, and good ones, too! I picked up one of the Band Of Brothers games for $6 and then a really nice Tom Clancy anthology. It's actually quite nice there.

                            But it all goes back to the 7/11 aspect. If you think about it, Odd Lots/Big Lots is essentially an overgrown 7/11...

                            By the way, I bought a Flying V from there once.
                            Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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                            • VanHalenFan5150
                              Sniper
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 960

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Terry

                              These dvds MIGHT have been worthwhile 27 to 30 years ago,
                              Too bad DVD's weren't around 30 years ago
                              Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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