Cucumber up the ass suicide ??

[Panamark]

Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid'
From correspondents in London From: NewsCore March 30, 2010 10:30PM

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

[Panamark]

Link

Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid' | News.com.au

[Panamark]

Wtf ??

[Seshmeister]

The golden rule is that you never send back a salad in a Chinese restaurant...

[binnie]

Gives a whole new meaning to 'tossing the salad'.....

[Panamark]

Beats the old, I dunno how it happened, I was just showering and
slipped over, excuse

[jero]

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

LOL

[Panamark]

So why didnt he shove the sword up his ass ??
He was busted !!!!

[Mezro]

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

This is news? This happens all the time in San Francisco.

Mezro...we even have a bar called The Brown Cucumber...

[chefcraig]

Beats the old, I dunno how it happened, I was just showering and
slipped over, excuse

Yeah, it would stretch the bounds of credibility for the guy to claim he "picked it up from a public toilet seat".

[Anonymous]

Yes, well... many of us say they'd rather die than have something up our arses...

... but that doesn't mean we will die if we do.

I guess he misunderstood?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Perhaps he just thought that he'd eventually explode.