The most outrageously witty post you can remember.....

[Sensible Shoes]

Can you remember the most vile, disgusting post someone's made while still managing to be wildly witty and screamingly funny?

Shoes has the need to prove to the kiddies that us old twats are......well......as fucked up as they are. Like, I told them that my signature used to be "But yes, I am a fetish obsessed cock gobbler" and they simply didn't believe me!!!!!

This is your chance to demonstrate to the outside world just what a fucked up bunch of miscreants we are!

On second thought, this could really skewer my future career in politics.

[Dan]

Have You Been Drinking?

[Anonymous]

Dan, how rude!

You don't ask a lady that.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Pussy,Have You Been Drinking?

[Anonymous]

Yesterday. Today, I have a wonderful hangover.

Haven't even left the house.

Cheers! :bottle:

[GAR]

I have prepared completely in waxed paper myself against any electromagnetic attacks.

I cannot be harmed.

[Diamondjimi]

I have prepared completely in waxed paper myself against any electromagnetic attacks.

I cannot be harmed.

Nice try Dumbass, you certainly won't be making the list!

[Sensible Shoes]

Pussy,Have You Been Drinking?

YES! This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about! Something along these lines, but more foul and more funny.

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh wait, that second one wasn't talking to me, was it?

[GAR]

.. you certainly won't be making the list!

Wherein I lack authority, I perjure the majority.

[twonabomber]

Can you remember the most vile, disgusting post someone's made while still managing to be wildly witty and screamingly funny?

Shoes has the need to prove to the kiddies that us old twats are......well......as fucked up as they are. Like, I told them that my signature used to be "But yes, I am a fetish obsessed cock gobbler" and they simply didn't believe me!!!!!

This is your chance to demonstrate to the outside world just what a fucked up bunch of miscreants we are!

On second thought, this could really skewer my future career in politics.

is there a category for threads that contain the words "whoever can get to Buffalo by the time i pass out..."

[Sensible Shoes]

is there a category for threads that contain the words "whoever can get to Buffalo by the time i pass out..."

That was not on this message board, therefore does not COUNT.

[twonabomber]

i musta had to work that night.

[Sensible Shoes]

Considering how trashed I had to be to post that in the first place, your odds were not good.

[Anonymous]

What? Post what?

Cheers! :bottle: