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FAKK ME!!!! Recap of Icon's©®™ Week of Lost Posts
Brethren and Sistren,
As is evident, five or so days worth of content have been WIPED OUT©®™ as it were, and this happened whilst I was away on a COKE©®™ and WHORE©®™ BENDER©®™. Given my posting OUTPUT©®™ in the previous five days was equal to my previous five years, I'm none too thrilled, but c'est la vie (translation: COKE©®™ in nose, for you non-Francophiles).
So here is a recap of over 100 of my most GENEROUS©®™ posts that are now lost to cyberspace.
1) I explained SQL and upgrades in excrutiating detail and people actually thank me for it
2) I tell PM and Sesh to upgrade fakking IE6
3) I fix Shoes, Sensible's profile
4) I add a shitload of friends (you know who you are) and update my profile
5) I vigorously defend jhale's honor given all that he has done for humanity vis-a-vis The Muff Thread
6) I wax nostalgic about the 1958 Corvette and the Bugatti Veyron and Aston Martin Volante as non-flop automobiles
7) Mezro, Black Flag, and I reminisce about San Francisco and Pacifica until it makes people drink and vomit
8) I eventually vomit from all the San Francisco posts
9) I wonder how the hell Nick Cage gets a) paid to act and b) fakking declares bankruptcy
10) I list out my top three Van Halen songs and Van Halen guitar intros
11) I ask Sarge if we should promote VA Beach and Panamark since both are tech nerds like I used to be before getting a haircut and going into advertising
12) I celebrate Savicki's birthday in Non
13) I offer my non-binding, no-fault, public service announcement (PSA©®™): "I do not condone DRUG USE©®™ and WHORING©®™, I simply GLORIFY©®™ and REVEL©®™ in it." - 4-09-2010
These are just some of the highlights that I'll never again have the chance to revisit... it's as if I've lost my only child.... ok, that's the DRUGS©®™ talking, but still, I lost a lot of material.
If anyone else would like to remember their favorite moments commenting on and thanking my posts, please do it here. I'm low on self-esteem, blow, and hookers right now, and could use the boost.
That is all.
Icon©®™
As is evident, five or so days worth of content have been WIPED OUT©®™ as it were, and this happened whilst I was away on a COKE©®™ and WHORE©®™ BENDER©®™. Given my posting OUTPUT©®™ in the previous five days was equal to my previous five years, I'm none too thrilled, but c'est la vie (translation: COKE©®™ in nose, for you non-Francophiles).
So here is a recap of over 100 of my most GENEROUS©®™ posts that are now lost to cyberspace.
1) I explained SQL and upgrades in excrutiating detail and people actually thank me for it
2) I tell PM and Sesh to upgrade fakking IE6
3) I fix Shoes, Sensible's profile
4) I add a shitload of friends (you know who you are) and update my profile
5) I vigorously defend jhale's honor given all that he has done for humanity vis-a-vis The Muff Thread
6) I wax nostalgic about the 1958 Corvette and the Bugatti Veyron and Aston Martin Volante as non-flop automobiles
7) Mezro, Black Flag, and I reminisce about San Francisco and Pacifica until it makes people drink and vomit
8) I eventually vomit from all the San Francisco posts
9) I wonder how the hell Nick Cage gets a) paid to act and b) fakking declares bankruptcy
10) I list out my top three Van Halen songs and Van Halen guitar intros
11) I ask Sarge if we should promote VA Beach and Panamark since both are tech nerds like I used to be before getting a haircut and going into advertising
12) I celebrate Savicki's birthday in Non
13) I offer my non-binding, no-fault, public service announcement (PSA©®™): "I do not condone DRUG USE©®™ and WHORING©®™, I simply GLORIFY©®™ and REVEL©®™ in it." - 4-09-2010
These are just some of the highlights that I'll never again have the chance to revisit... it's as if I've lost my only child.... ok, that's the DRUGS©®™ talking, but still, I lost a lot of material.
If anyone else would like to remember their favorite moments commenting on and thanking my posts, please do it here. I'm low on self-esteem, blow, and hookers right now, and could use the boost.
That is all.
Icon©®™
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