I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

It's been a long standing owning of you all. I've put a lot of work into this, and it's time I get my due credit. Admit it, it's brilliant.

[thome]

I have become extra nude in celebration!

[Sensible Shoes]

Thank you, thank you.

[kwame k]

I have put a lot of effort into owning Ace........:lmao:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/AceFatMan.jpg

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/AceSlobin.jpg

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes I've been amused straight along at how much of an effect this alias had on people. It's been lots of fun.

[kwame k]

So who did you get to play Ace in those YouTube vids and websites........whoever he is is brilliant at preforming so badly!!!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

The person portraying Ace Diamond in all the photos and video is handsomely paid for his acting skills.

[hambon4lif]

....now that I think about it, I've never seen you two in the same room at the same time, and you both have identical bra-sizes...

I should've figured this shit out a long time ago!

[Sensible Shoes]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.

[Dan]

This Thread Is Gay.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes, I was sure it would be met with derision. Some people just can't handle the truth. Like Lefty.

[Dan]

I Know Who LEFTY is,He's ........... ...:D

[Sensible Shoes]

Don't be silly, I'm LEFTY too.

[kwame k]

I always suspected you were Lounge!

[Anonymous]

This... I... ok, screw it.

Peeps, get the pitchforks & torches. Form a line.

I've got the rope.

We've got work to do.

Cheers! :bottle:

[hambon4lif]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.FYI.....I almost went to Bullz-Eye.com and cracked this case, but I figured "what the hell....let her have some fun"..:biggrin:

[thome]

Don't be silly, I'm LEFTY too.

Nudeness is like infinity!! whatta day whatta wondefull day!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well I've been having fun for years! The Ace franchise has offered a lot of people lots of amusement. Every website needs a scapegoat. In fact, it's the subject of my PhD. I'm doing a dissertation on the whole concept, and that's from whence the idea sprung. It has been quite the undertaking, let me tell you.

[kwame k]

Jesus, the food bill alone for that guy must of been a fortune.........

[kwame k]

When did you put together the blind, one testicle, albino Apache, that was raped by his uncle, lived in a tepee, his father had him nurtured, is related to Howard Hughes and fished for his diner.

All the while he was online and posting.

Did it come at once in a stream of consciousness or evolve or a period of time?

[Sensible Shoes]

Jesus, the food bill alone for that guy must of been a fortune.........

Yes, it was one of our biggest challenges. In fact we hit a big stumbling block - some of our funding actually came from the waborita franchise. Sammy Hagar not only understands what it means to be a scapegoat, he has a lot of experience eating vast quantities of food. So you can understand why he'd be so interested in furthering our study. But when he realized it was being conducted on a Roth fansite, he yanked the cash, and the poor Ace character practically starved and took to acting in crappy films just to feed himself. It's a really compelling story.

[Sensible Shoes]

When did you put together the blind, one testicle, albino Apache, that was raped by his uncle, lived in a tepee, his father had him nurtured, is related to Howard Hughes and fished for his diner.

All the while he was online and posting.

Did it come at once in a stream of consciousness or evolve or a period of time?

It struck me one night during a particularly frenzied game of Bejeweled Blitz.

[kwame k]

Movie of the week in the works?

[kwame k]

It struck me one night during a particularly frenzied game of Bejeweled Blitz.

Since I'm not into the occult, I have no idea about that game ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

Movie of the week in the works?

No, no, that would belittle the integrity of the work.

[Sensible Shoes]

Since I'm not into the occult, I have no idea about that game

Well I could not play anything in the arcade or my cover might have been blown.

[kwame k]

So you're going for an HBO or Showtime deal, then?

[Sensible Shoes]

So you're going for an HBO or Showtime deal, then?

No, No you have it all wrong. Once I get my PhD, I shall have the dissertation published and this will get me a federal grant to continue my research. The actor portraying Ace hopes to get a reality show on Bravo where he will stalk the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

[Satan]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

[Sensible Shoes]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

Don't be silly. Joe Thunder worships you.

[kwame k]

I guess since we're confessing.............................













































I am Joe Thunder!

[Satan]

Well, you're in the right state for it. How far is Manitou Springs from Denver? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Joe Thunder!

Oh Thank GOD - since you are a thin person, nobody will die when you fall on them.

[kwame k]

About an hour south :biggrin:

I'm back in Michigan for awhile, Your Most Unholiness!

[hambon4lif]

Well I've been having fun for years! The Ace franchise has offered a lot of people lots of amusement. Every website needs a scapegoat. In fact, it's the subject of my PhD. I'm doing a dissertation on the whole concept, and that's from whence the idea sprung. It has been quite the undertaking, let me tell you.Hmm....very interesting.

....not to be rude or anything, but HEY! LOOK WHO I FOUND!!

[Sensible Shoes]

I'd fuck her.

[kwame k]

Wow, this thread took a left turn!

[Sensible Shoes]

Not at all. That reponse came from one of my other aliases

[kwame k]

Ah, that makes sense :headlights:

[hambon4lif]

Wow, this thread took a left turn!Yeah, that was my bad. I'd mistaken this thread for the one about aliases.:umm:

I should probably go find it.

Carry On Y'all!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well it is. I'm confessing that I have a plethera of aliases, in fact so many that most of this site is just me responding to myself.

[kwame k]

Am I one of your aliases? I get confused sometimes........

[Sensible Shoes]

The "Ace" character's latest exploits.

<a href="http://s738.photobucket.com/albums/xx23/SensibleShoes/?action=view&current=AceDiamond.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx23/SensibleShoes/AceDiamond.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[kwame k]

As I always say.....safety first:umm:

[Sensible Shoes]

Am I one of your aliases? I get confused sometimes........

Yes, yes you are. Now wrap your head around THAT!

And it's CUNTFUSED. Get with the program. Or, I need to get with the program.....I'm not quite sure.

[kwame k]

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[MAX]

Shoes,

Nice of you to come clean. :)

When that genius friend of mine Guitar Shark finally outed my thome alias, first I was outraged. :mad: However with both time and lots of therapy not only was I relieved, felt like a gigantic monkey was off my back but in an odd way, it was rather pleasant. :D

Nonetheless, thome is me and the character shall never pass. ;) :p

[Diamondjimi]

Well, since everyone is confessing....







I












AM































KWAME K

:)

[Anonymous]

PRACE BETS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4585/36080034842e40f12e1.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

This thread makes my socks itch.

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[kwame k]

Well, since everyone is confessing....







I












AM































KWAME K

:)

You bastard...I mean, me bastard?

[kwame k]

This thread makes my socks itch.

So....you're Cadaverdog :tongue0011:

[Diamondjimi]

It's been a long standing owning of you all. I've put a lot of work into this, and it's time I get my due credit. Admit it, it's brilliant.

Hmm, can any Mods verify the IP match? ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Hmm, can any Mods verify the IP match? ;)

on a complete side note, can any mods help/let me add a quote to my sig? or do i gotta wait till rockstar status or some shit?

[kwame k]

Dude, I'm posting like a motherfucker to get there :beers8:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

keep up the good work

[Sensible Shoes]

Hmm, can any Mods verify the IP match? ;)

It will do you no good. I have the Ace account routed through my super secret satellite in Minsk, that cool room with all the lasers in "Mission Impossible" and two tin cans with string in the 5150 studios. It's untraceable.

[jhale667]

So....you're Cadaverdog :tongue0011:

No DNA match, sorry...:hee: I said itchy not crunchy!

[Diamondjimi]

It will do you no good. I have the Ace account routed through my super secret satellite in Minsk, that cool room with all the lasers in "Mission Impossible" and two tin cans with string in the 5150 studios. It's untraceable.

Hi Kipper! ;)

[Dan]

Can The Real Ace Diamond Please Stand Up.:D

[Dan]

Is There Two Ace's Around Here?

[Dan]

Same Ace Time and Same Ace Channel.:D

[Igosplut]

HA! She's lying and you guys all fell for it......

That was better than the aliases

[Sensible Shoes]

Stay tuned, I have some real funny stuff planned for "Ace" in the near future.

[Dan]

How Dare You.:D

[binnie]

Sticky this thread!

[Dan]

I Post As Binnie.:D

[binnie]

You ain't pretty enough to be me, boy!

[MAX]

HA! She's lying and you guys all fell for it......

That was better than the aliases

You mean this was all a hoax? No way!!! Never would've thunk it. *Max layin' out the sarcasm rather thick* :biggrin:

Well, I'm still thome and I don't care what anyone says damnit!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh I assure you it's no hoax. How could "Ace" be real?

[kwame k]

How did you get that actor to play the guitar so bad and how did you ever write those horrible songs?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh I assure you it's no hoax. How could "Ace" be real?

then make him post right now:tongue0011:

[thome]

I shall celebrate this most excellent use of closets, with a appearence in my finest vestments and even more, Closet'rey non-nude-nude.................. unbelievably even nuder than before!!!!

Way up in the stratosphere !!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I shall celebrate this most excellent use of closets, with a appearence in my finest vestments and even more, Closet'rey non-nude-nude.................. unbelievably even nuder than before!!!!

Way up in the stratosphere !!

sup max?:biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

Then make him post right now!

I can't just make him post RIGHT NOW! These things take preparation! Such stupidity can't just natuarally flow from my fingers.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I can't just make him post RIGHT NOW! These things take preparation! Such stupidity can't just natuarally flow from my fingers.....

:biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

For a while, the plan was to call him "Ace Ventura," but I couldn't get Jim Carey to agree to do it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

For a while, the plan was to call him "Ace Ventura," but I couldn't get Jim Carey to agree to do it.

and you said it didn't "flow naturally":hee:

[Sensible Shoes]

Well it doesn't! Doing Ace takes a whole level of ridiculousness - I have to repress my own brilliance.

[hambon4lif]

Well it doesn't! Doing Ace takes a whole level of ridiculousness - I have to repress my own brilliance.There's a few here that make it seem effortless. You should hook up and find out what their secret is...

[Sensible Shoes]

There's a few here that make it seem effortless. You should hook up and find out what their secret is...

This is a great idea. For instance, whoever does Conmee is amazing - very quick and off the cuff.

[chefcraig]

This is a great idea. For instance, whoever does Conmee is amazing - very quick and off the cuff.

Thank you.

[Sensible Shoes]

And the person who does Sesh with the whole anti God hatred thing - that seems really natural!

[Sensible Shoes]

PRACE BETS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh My God! Now we know IPS is posting as Sum Ting Wong!!!!

[kwame k]

And the person who does Sesh with the whole anti God hatred thing - that seems really natural!
:ashamed:

[Anonymous]

Oh My God! Now we know IPS is posting as Sum Ting Wong!!!!

Ah, but how can you be sure that I am me? Or... that you aren't me? You see, you could be my alias...

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

I am the eggman..........

[chefcraig]

I am the eggman..........

"Well here's another clue for you all
The Walrus was Paul."

[Dan]

You ain't pretty enough to be me, boy!

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.:D

[MAX]

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.:D

Yes Dan, you're very attractive. :D

[jhale667]

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.:D

I'm the fairest of them all. :hee: (I am kinda pale...)

[MAX]

I'm the fairest of them all. :hee: (I am kinda pale...)

Jay,

Please don't be jealous cos I'm sure you're also very handsome as well?

As we're all too well aware, I tend to be rather mean to Dan at times. So and occasionally, I have to remind him how dear he is to all of us. Especially to me. He's like a little brother I never wanted. :D

[Blackflag]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nOIhtjdF2w5QHM:http://blog.niceproduce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fags-flat.jpg

[Anonymous]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

I don't want to be part of the hug. I'd just get my ass grabbed.

[jhale667]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:


Poor Buttflap is like the Rodney Dangerfield of this site...only more disrespected, and less funny. ;)


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nOIhtjdF2w5QHM:http://blog.niceproduce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fags-flat.jpg

Funny you should mention that, because

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/youregay.jpg

:baaa:

[Diamondjimi]

I can't just make him post RIGHT NOW!

Sorry S.S. I just ain't buyin it....:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Poor Buttflap is like the Rodney Dangerfield of this site...only more disrespected, and less funny. ;)

Hey, Rodney rocks. It's not fair comparing him to Black Fag.

That retard is more like Sammy Hagar.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

If I'm the Rodney Dangerfield, you're the George Michael.

With Slash's haircut.

[jhale667]

No, I'm more like the Triumph the Insult comic dog. Except for the "someone's hand up my ass" part. I poop on you.

With Slash's haircut.

[Blackflag]

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/d92a2b12ca853e6e

[Dan]

Jay,

Please don't be jealous cos I'm sure you're also very handsome as well?

As we're all too well aware, I tend to be rather mean to Dan at times. So and occasionally, I have to remind him how dear he is to all of us. Especially to me. He's like a little brother I never wanted. :D

I'm Very Hurt By Your Words Max.:(

[Dan]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You.

I'm The Group Hug Person Around Here.

Get Your Own Sayings.

That's All.

[GAR]

Im cuntused

[Dan]

Im A Cunt.

That's All.:D

[MAX]

I'm Very Hurt By Your Words Max.:(

Dan,

I'm sincere. You know I love you. Ever since that day I found you left abandoned on my porch all soaking wet, wrapped in a bag of kitty litter, I couldn't turn my back on you bro.

Later on we'll get ice cream. :)

[Dan]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.:(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ice cream is love:0

[Anonymous]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.:(

Group hug, then.

And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.:(

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again. :)

[Anonymous]

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again. :)

Yes, he probably... WHAT????

I'm backing away, slowly, now...

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Yes, he probably... WHAT????

I'm backing away, slowly, now...

Cheers! :bottle:

Prolly a good idea cos Dan's obviously graduated to a larger dildo so he can "feel" said "love" and doesn't quite know how to operate the beast just yet. Could be dangerous for anyone standing too close to the man.

[Dan]

Group hug, then.

And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

Cheers :bottle:

[Dan]

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again. :)

Hey Now.:D

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.:D

That's All.

[Anonymous]

You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

Cheers :bottle:

No.

It tickles you when I hug.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Hey Now.:D

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.:D

That's All.

Oh? Who sticks them in, then? :lol:

Sorry, D-man, you left that one wiiiiiide open - pun intended.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.

[Anonymous]

I'm feelin' the love.

Oh, sorry. Am I standing too close? :0

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.

Where are Your Hands?

[Dan]

No.

It tickles you when I hug.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Rude.:D

[Anonymous]

Where are Your Hands?

That's none of your business, young man.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Young Man,How Dare You.:D

[Dan]

Her Fingers are Doing The Walking.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

Where are Your Hands?

They're busy typing up the next Ace Diamond Adventures.

Or searching for sex toys, I"m not sure.

[thome]

They're busy typing up the next Ace Diamond Adventures.

Or searching for sex toys, I"m not sure.

I'll Be your Freekazoid..

[Sensible Shoes]

At least someone gets it.

[thome]

I can see you now on the porch with the triangle .

[Dan]

How Rude.:D

[thome]

I mean the kind of triangle that when you take the rod and hit it, in the rite spot, it rings a bell and then we feel good, inside.

[Dan]

How Good?

[MAX]

Hey Now.:D

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.:D

That's All.

Oh kakariki shit!!! You know that's a lie cos you left this behind in your locker at Rothchats!!!

http://img.thefind.com/images/WQC7k_o-ZRrDNIZ0C1aGjNTEnJKM-MS8lPik1MTSkkqGjJKSAit9_dQCvcrM3HS95Pxc_eREfU_9yoz iEl1TSzMzA1MjMxMLY0tDy3gjQwODeGNzI3NTU0tTBgYA?m=1&g=1

Now, who's the sick fucker?!?!?!?!?

Prolly took that to your dumbass White Sox game too you sick kiwi bastiiid!!! :p

[Dan]

That's A Lie.:D

There Is No Proof.

I Did It For The Rock.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

I mean the kind of triangle that when you take the rod and hit it, in the rite spot, it rings a bell and then we feel good, inside.

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

[chefcraig]

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

Fuck that drivin', let's dine at the fancy eatin' table.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/1808/bhill.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/i/bhill.jpg/)

[kwame k]

Now you're talkin' down home eatin', cook me something in beer and let's roll :beers8:

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh I'll boil you something in beer.......

[ThrillsNSpills]

How Rude.:D

wrong triangle danno.

however both triangles could be associated with the phrase come and get it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

Granny had a voice on her didn't she?

She could out-volume any triangle.

[ZahZoo]

After reading some of this... all I can say is...

Ban Shark, Guitar!!!

[ace diamond]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.

shoes, you are not ace diamond.
i am.

[ace diamond]

It's been a long standing owning of you all. I've put a lot of work into this, and it's time I get my due credit. Admit it, it's brilliant.

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.

piss taking, i don't mind.
it's quite amusing.

[ace diamond]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

i do worship you.
hail satan!

[ace diamond]

Can The Real Ace Diamond Please Stand Up.:D
dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

[ace diamond]

Oh I assure you it's no hoax. How could "Ace" be real?

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

[hambon4lif]

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.Damnit Shoes...you've been busted.

Your whole operation has been exposed by someone who usually couldn't find the handle on a fucking coffee cup!

You'll have to go stealth and aim higher from now on.

[Candy Girl]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
............(edit)
........................(edit).

Honestly Ace, don't you think that would have been better handled by pm? You need to quit posting personal info about others. :umm:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am lame and round in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

:hee:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

[ace diamond]

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question 2, and your answer is incorrect.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.


i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".


first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question , and your answer is incorrect.

how does lounge put it?

simp:talktothehand:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

fuck, i can't highlite your contradictory statements

[ace diamond]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

[Guitar Shark]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

Nobody cares.

[ace diamond]

Nobody cares.

gonna have to disagree with you there.
if nobody cared, this thread would not be 4 pages long by the time i found out about it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

knock it off , shoes.:tongue0011:

[hambon4lif]

i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august....This is just a wild assumption, but in order to keep people in suspense, it would have to be about something people actually gave a fuck about....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

...This is just a wild assumption, but in order to keep people in suspense, it would have to be about something people actually gave a fuck about....

and i feel he should wait till the next presidential elections. reeeeeally build up the HYPE.

[Guitar Shark]

gonna have to disagree with you there.
if nobody cared, this thread would not be 4 pages long by the time i found out about it.

I meant nobody cares about you, impostor. Shoes, and the REAL ace, we care about.

[ace diamond]

I meant nobody cares about you, impostor. Shoes, and the REAL ace, we care about.

shoes is the imposter.

[Guitar Shark]

shoes is the imposter.

Give it up already. You are walking a fine line here. We have been known to ban impostors.

[hambon4lif]

and i feel he should wait till the next presidential elections. reeeeeally build up the HYPE.Plus it would drive the gang over at TMZ right out of their fucking minds.

[Ace's Dead Cat]

2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?



Casper.
Because when you got him you turned him into a ghost.
That was the night you vomited up a fur ball after you carved him up and put him in your salad.
Go ahead and lie to these people some more, maybe someone will believe your swill.

who gets morbidly obese eating salads?
me-fuckin-ow you fuckstump.

Truth is like exercise to you, a fucking myth.
A concept as foreign to you as bathing.
Now, fuck off to the gym, Onenut.

[Dan]

ACE,Please Dont Post Any Information About Juice Here Or Anywhere Else.

[jhale667]

ACE,Please Dont Post Any Information About Juice Here Or Anywhere Else.

No shit, what does it take for you to get the hint NOT to do that - fucking BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA? Idiot.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No shit, what does it take for you to get the hint NOT to do that - fucking BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA? Idiot.

banning:baaa:

[jhale667]

banning:baaa:

Yeah, add him to the "thin the herd" list...

[Jagermeister]

Yeah, add him to the "thin the herd" list...

I might even agree with you on that one.

[VanHalener]

Shoes just send me your address and I will shoot over to give you a full body cavity search, women's prison style, to verify data dispel all rumors. What kind of wine do you like?

OWWWWW!

[ace diamond]

Casper.
Because when you got him you turned him into a ghost.
That was the night you vomited up a fur ball after you carved him up and put him in your salad.
Go ahead and lie to these people some more, maybe someone will believe your swill.

who gets morbidly obese eating salads?
me-fuckin-ow you fuckstump.

Truth is like exercise to you, a fucking myth.
A concept as foreign to you as bathing.
Now, fuck off to the gym, Onenut.
wrong answer.

[ace diamond]

Give it up already. You are walking a fine line here. We have been known to ban impostors.

shoes is the imposter.
i have been a registered user and have been posting here at the army since september 2004.
i have been a registered user here at roth army longer than shoes has. shoes, sensible registered in 2009.
her original profile was registered july 10, 2006
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?20967-Shoes_(inactive)_Sensible
shoes lives in massachusettes.
i live in riverside, california.
when i registered, i lived in yucaipa, california.
i, ace diamond, have never been to new england.
i, ace diamond, have never set foot in massachusettes.

[GAR]

i, ace diamond, have never been to new england.
i, ace diamond, have never set foot in massachusettes.

Would you, could you, if she had BLOW?
Would you, could you, want to go?

[hambon4lif]

I am Ham
Ham I am
I think this thread is fucking spam
if this thread did not exist
I'm quite sure it won't be missed
the subject matter's dumber than toast
I'm just here to pad my post

[ace diamond]

Would you, could you, if she had BLOW?
Would you, could you, want to go?

green eggs and ham, anyone?

[GO-SPURS-GO]

I am Ham
Ham I am
I think this thread is fucking spam
if this thread did not exist
I'm quite sure it won't be missed
the subject matter's dumber than toast
I'm just here to pad my post

Brilliant!! :biggrin:

[jhale667]

green eggs and ham, anyone?


STFU, Spam You Am!

[Guitar Shark]

shoes is the imposter.
i have been a registered user and have been posting here at the army since september 2004.
i have been a registered user here at roth army longer than shoes has. shoes, sensible registered in 2009.
her original profile was registered july 10, 2006
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?20967-Shoes_(inactive)_Sensible
shoes lives in massachusettes.
i live in riverside, california.
when i registered, i lived in yucaipa, california.
i, ace diamond, have never been to new england.
i, ace diamond, have never set foot in massachusettes.

You are mistaken. Shoes states, in the very first post in this thread, that she is ace. It took a lot of guts for her to admit fooling us all this time. She is going to pay the price, believe me. But that price pales in comparison to the price you will pay if you continue to impersonate other users at this site. Tread carefully.

[ace diamond]

You are mistaken. Shoes states, in the very first post in this thread, that she is ace. It took a lot of guts for her to admit fooling us all this time. She is going to pay the price, believe me. But that price pales in comparison to the price you will pay if you continue to impersonate other users at this site. Tread carefully.

fuck you.
she is impersonating me by starting this fucking thread.
shoes is a woman.
i am a man.
kiss my fucking ass, sharky.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

You are mistaken. Shoes states, in the very first post in this thread, that she is ace. It took a lot of guts for her to admit fooling us all this time. She is going to pay the price, believe me. But that price pales in comparison to the price you will pay if you continue to impersonate other users at this site. Tread carefully.

:biggrin: Stop it, dude.. You're killing me here! :hee:

[ace diamond]

anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.

[IcarntRite55]

i neber doubted u
i never saw u before

heloo

[Jagermeister]

:biggrin:
anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.


Hey taft. Why are you letting this get to you so much? I really don't think anyone gives a dog turd who you are.

I think shoes is full of shit.

[ace diamond]

I think shoes is full of shit.

exactly.
she is.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.

I've seen you hanging around Patterson Park a few times.

[ace diamond]

I've seen you hanging around Patterson Park a few times.

well, it's only a block away.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

well, it's only a block away.

I have a niece who attends Longfellow Elementary School. She lives on the corner of 7th and Douglas Ave.

[Jagermeister]

exactly.
she is.

LOL. That's really not her style. She is quite frankly to SMART for that. If she really wanted to play games it would be on a much higher level than this.

[Jagermeister]

This Thread Is Gay.:D

I agree.

[Guitar Shark]

fuck you.
she is impersonating me by starting this fucking thread.
shoes is a woman.
i am a man.
kiss my fucking ass, sharky.

You are slower than I thought. Even Paul Simon gets it.

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DIAMONDS on the soles of her SHOES. Case closed, impostor.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sean Daft Shoes

[LoungeMachine]

You are slower than I thought.

Boggles the mind......

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

gonna have to disagree with you there.
if nobody cared, this thread would not be 4 pages long by the time i found out about it.

How did you find out?

[Diamondjimi]

anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.

Way to go Ace...

GAR will be over tonight to rape you while you sleep!

[GAR]

After reading some of this... all I can say is...

Ban Shark, Guitar!!!

XLNT Call - Zoo, Zah

[VanHalener]

Shoes, I am going to need you to shoot me some full frontal nude shots. I will print them out and wave them across my log-like Photoshop detector. One wave of the picture across my detector reveals the true sex of the subject. Remain in a petrified wood-like state and it's a babe, it's a dude if my detector retreats like a giant tortoise head.

Private and confidential of course, but I'm going to need some shots to help settle this matter.
:hitch:

[Dan]

Now That Is So Rude.:D

[hambon4lif]

anyone who has any doubts as to me being whom i say i am, then give me a call or pay me a visit at home.
i'll be glad to show the proof to any brave soul that pays me a visit.
sean taft hughes
a.k.a. ace diamond
1990 loma vista st.
riverside, CA 92507
(951)682-6547

time to step up to the plate, people.
i've got nothing to hide.....and judging from your bank account, you've got nothing to lose, either.

Has anyone actually sat this poor soul down, and explained to him the clear and present danger of posting such pertinent (or in this case, worthless) information on a public messageboard? This is just sad!

Are MySpace and Facebook pages still free? If not, can we organize a fundraiser to get him one? Because seeing so much private info on a public board seems terribly inappropriate.

[Dan]

Does This Really Surprise You?

[hambon4lif]

Does This Really Surprise You?It actually does surprise me that someone would be so willing to put themselves in harms way.
When you think of all the cracked twisted fucks that have wandered through here over the years, it's a goddamn suicide mission! Putting shit like that out there certainly makes their job alot easier.

There's nothing brave about it....matter of fact, it's mind-numbingly fucking STUPID!

[Sensible Shoes]

OK I have to come clean - The guy living at that address in California is an old boyfriend who dumped me via e-mail. Boy is he gonna be pissed when our stalkers start showing up at his door. Serves him right. Asshole. I made up the part about my mother's middle initial being wrong on the birth certificate. This way he can't sue me. His name was Ralph.

Did you like how I waited 3 months to start this up again? And you've all been entertained for another day. I think Ace's next adventure will be a guest spot on "Rock of Love".

[Diamondjimi]

Nice try shoes.... :biggrin:

[hambon4lif]

OK I have to come...This is about as far as I got before my brain exploded.:biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

who gets morbidly obese eating salads?
me-fuckin-ow you fuckstump.

Truth is like exercise to you, a fucking myth.
A concept as foreign to you as bathing.
Now, fuck off to the gym, Onenut.

Please do not speak to me like this.






I wish to be called "Nonuts" since I don't have any.

[VanHalener]

This is bullshit! This means I am getting no pictures, doesn't it?

Dammmmmmm

Shoes 1

VanHalener 0

If I send you pics will you send me pics? Come onnnnnn, all I want is full frontal and three poses of your choice.

[motherchicken]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .As if anyone here would believe anything I said anyway.After reading this entire thread I see it was a waste of time.
Shoes is lying about the actor thing . That's her in the pictures.

[Nickdfresh]

shoes, you are not ace diamond.
i am.


She's too intellectually competent to be Ace Diamond. But she'd be a better Diamond than you, shitboy...

[Nickdfresh]

On second thought, maybe Ace is a brilliant Shoes troll?

[ThrillsNSpills]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .

That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

[chefcraig]

On second thought, maybe Ace is a brilliant Shoes troll?

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.


That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

Post of the day, right there. :lmao::lol:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.





that could only be found here at the army:biggrin:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Lounge you were right when you said that the jokes write themselves.

These are the only 2 that can't put together the intent of the initial post.

they dive into an imaginary pool and manage to sink rapidly anyway.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Lounge you were right when you said that the jokes write themselves.

These are the only 2 that can't put together the intent of the initial post.

they dive into an imaginary pool and manage to sink rapidly anyway.

well yeah, when they are huggin' that anchor all the way down.

[Candy Girl]

That's like tossing an anchor to a drowning person.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. :hee:

[Hardrock69]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.


Well, considering Shoes is a rather intelligent and attractive lady, and shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals, and likes to get up onstage and entertain people with how truly BAD he is on guitar, and is a GUY, I would have to venture to say that what Shoes is claiming could not be done as a 'cheap trick', but more like a very expensive (and permanent) joke.

Firstly, Shoes would have to be come a man through a sex-change operation, and gain a lot of weight, and then move to LA. Then he/she/it would have to have a frontal lobotomy to sufficiently lower it's IQ to almost that of Garfuckle. You are talking several years of surgery, therapy, etc. with a total aggregate cost of easily half a million bucks, and no, there is no way any insurance company would pony up any cash for that.

Then, after becoming a retarded man who thinks he could play guitar, and posting here that she is actually Ace fucktard, then in order to complete the joke, she would have to have surgery to reverse the earlier operations so she could be Shoes once again, though of course the lobotomy would be irreversible. And Shoes is intelligent enough that she would not be so interested in being a half-wit loser for the rest of her days.

Sorry Shoes. Your claims are baseless.

[Guitar Shark]

shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals,

WHAA? What did I miss?

[Hardrock69]

Uh, I was not referring to YOU, GS. :lol:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WHAA? What did I miss?

i wouldn't say you "missed" it, but he dressed up like halloween at rjd's funeral service and interrupted the speakers as well.

[Hardrock69]

Yes.
Check out the RJD tribute thread in the Music Forum.

[Guitar Shark]

i wouldn't say you "missed" it, but he dressed up like halloween at rjd's funeral service and interrupted the speakers as well.

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes. :mad:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes. :mad:

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[ThrillsNSpills]

Got a little cup for spittle and occasional hoof n mouth.

[chefcraig]

WHAA? What did I miss?

RIP Ronnie James Dio (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?58977-Rest-In-Peace-Ronnie-James-Dio&p=1461356&viewfull=1#post1461356)

Hardrock69 Hits The Nail On The Head (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?58977-Rest-In-Peace-Ronnie-James-Dio&p=1462704&viewfull=1#post1462704)

[FORD]

I actually came back here after Ace called me to back him up .

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!! http://www.campidiot.net/ico/sockfucker.gif

[Dan]

I Feel Sick.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

You are all missing the point. Ace is a troll that I made up. I did not have to have a sex change or a frontal lobotomy, it was all just imagination. The Ace images are all of an actor named Ted who I paid to go to Dio's funeral, etc.

Why is this so hard to grasp? There is no Ace, I made him up!

[Sensible Shoes]

Yikes! Had not heard about that. Shame on you, Shoes. :mad:

Hey blame that on Ted. I only sent him there with the mask, screwing up the service was a bit of improv I did not authorize. But it was fuckin' funny so I kept it in.

[Sensible Shoes]

It would have to be a brilliant deception. Faking that sort of ineptitude not only via posting, yet with audio and accompanying video would require some truly warped, evil and degenerate genius.

Good grief people, did you not read the initial post in this thread? I created Ace Diamond as an outrageous alias. Nobody thought I was capable of it, but after months and months of complicated planning, I got all the video together after cashing in my trust fund to pay Ted, and let loose the persona. Yes, it's true, the guitar playing movie extra is really Ted - doing exactly what I told him to do.

Now please stop bothering me about whether I am a troll or not, I have to plan Ace's next rebuttal. I think it will include Ace asking Shoes how many moles there are on his sister's ass.

[Nickdfresh]

I thought ace WAS a mole on his sister's ass... :)

[sadaist]

there is no ace, i made him up!



there is no dana!




Only zhule!!!!!

[Little Texan]

there is no dana!




Only zhule!!!!!

http://i47.tinypic.com/qoj6ly.jpg

I AM THE KEYMASTER!

[Hardrock69]

Nice try Shoes.

If you really did put this "Ted" (as Ace moron) up to his bullshit at Dio's funeral, then you are as pathetic as Ace. And, if so, this "Ted" fucker is a worthless homo shithead.

Still want to claim that was your doing?

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Hardrock, if you can't see my genius in creating this mayhem, I forgive you.

And yes, Ted is a worthless homo shithead. That's why he takes 5 bucks for all these acting jobs.

[GAR]

http://i47.tinypic.com/qoj6ly.jpg

TED!?!?!? I trusted you! Is this true - there really is no Ace Diamond?

It was all an act!

[GAR]

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!! http://www.campidiot.net/ico/sockfucker.gif

"Sockfucker" was the guy on meds who worked in a retirement hospice, dumbass.

[Dan]

STFU GAR.:rolleyes:

[Ace's Dead Cat]

Hey...where's this month's payment?


sorry to break character but there's bills to pay

[Steve Savicki]

I thought Ted was Lounge Machine. Or was Shoes also Blackflag?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i know max is thome, or thome is max? shit, how did that go?:hee:

[GAR]

Who is GayHITCH1969?
Who is BurningTires?
Who is DeeROCK?

Who is.. SAMMY HAGAR>?

[GAR]

whups arielle bot not working obv

[IcarntRite55]

csi rotharmy

[Hardrock69]

Get a room at the Homeless Fag Loser Hotel, you two.

[FORD]

Shut up Katie.

[motherchicken]

Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!! http://www.campidiot.net/ico/sockfucker.gif
You can call me at home .It's 337 - gofuckyourselfyoujanefondalovingcommiebastard.

[VanHalener]

Sammy Hagar is that fat fucking imposter who happened to disgrace the mighty Van Halen by picking up a mic and spewing his cheesy bullshit songs. He's a spam laden retard who looks like Bette Midler, loves to fantasize about MIA's balls, swallows for men at truck stops, and uses his mighty suck to draw in sheep and plug them in the ass.
He's the bastard I am saving a tornado kick for. He's the dude I will be punishing with the heel of my cowboy boot to his teeth if he is unlucky enough to cross my path.

He's the guy I would love to beat up, scalp, and make a present of the top of his head to Diamond David Lee Roth.

There can be only one you fat fuck and you are not it.
Oh yea, Hagar hates women and children.

[ace diamond]

I have a niece who attends Longfellow Elementary School. She lives on the corner of 7th and Douglas Ave.
well i live on loma vista 1 property over from the corner of loma vista and douglass.
7th street is right is 1 block away. she live in the big apartment complex or one of the houses?
either way i go by that corner all the time.

so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?
why don't you stop over the next time you are in the neighborhood.
right now i am at the eastside library on chicago ave.

[ace diamond]

How did you find out?
a little birdie sent me a note with a link in the inbox of my youtube account informing me of it.

[hambon4lif]

so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?
so I take it you don't know about public messageboards and private messages, no?

[Jagermeister]

Jagermeister would like to publicly declare that Shoes is the only thing funny about this thread. :biggrin:

[ace diamond]

OK I have to come clean - The guy living at that address in California is an old boyfriend who dumped me via e-mail. Boy is he gonna be pissed when our stalkers start showing up at his door. Serves him right. Asshole. I made up the part about my mother's middle initial being wrong on the birth certificate. This way he can't sue me. His name was Ralph.

Did you like how I waited 3 months to start this up again? And you've all been entertained for another day. I think Ace's next adventure will be a guest spot on "Rock of Love".

shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

shoes, i have never met you.
we have never dated.
i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
it is my intellectual property.
misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
i'm done fucking playing around.

[Jagermeister]

shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

shoes, i have never met you.
we have never dated.
i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
it is my intellectual property.
misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
i'm done fucking playing around.

Holy Shit! Now that was funny.