Boobquake determined to prove cleric wrong !

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  • Panamark
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    • Jan 2004
    • 17160

    Boobquake determined to prove cleric wrong !

    * Cleric rails against promiscuity
    * Immodesty "causes earthquakes"
    * Boobquake to challenge theory

    A ONE-WOMAN mission to prove breasts don't cause earthquakes has swollen into a shirt-straining global movement preparing for the inaugural "Boobquake".

    Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said.

    "What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?'' he asked during a prayer sermon on Friday.

    "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes.''


    Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but Sedighi says an increase in young women flaunting the law - and not the fact that Tehran straddles scores of fault lines - is risking the lives of the city's 12 million inhabitants.

    Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong.

    Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26.

    If the world doesn't then disappear into an apocalyptic fiery chasm, then Sedighi will have no option but to admit he was wrong.

    "On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own," Ms McCreight wrote.

    "Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town.

    "I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty.

    "With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

    "If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble."

    And you can now make that number 21,000 - and rising fast.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • Panamark
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    • Jan 2004
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    #2
    Read the bold section above ?? WTF ??
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Panamark
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      Sorry, obligatory Link:

      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Panamark
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        • Jan 2004
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        #4
        Seshmeister is gonna love this one
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Panamark
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          • Jan 2004
          • 17160

          #5
          Did the earth move for you darling ??
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
            Foot Soldier
            • Jan 2010
            • 562

            #6
            that man must be a homosexual.sounds like he hates women.

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            • Little Texan
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              • Jan 2004
              • 4579

              #7
              Naw, it's not breasts causing the earthquakes. It's Lefty jogging down the street that's causing them!

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              • Panamark
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                • Jan 2004
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                #8
                Heheh, Lefty Rocks the World !!!
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Blaze
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                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #9
                  100% surprised there are not boob pictures in this thread.
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • Panamark
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17160

                    #10
                    Stolen from Dan the Man's trip to the US pic collection. He loved it there, one of the rare
                    nights he shaved ...

                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Panamark
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17160

                      #11
                      2 on the Richter Scale ?

                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Blaze
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                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4371

                        #12
                        My my my ! Be sure and put a NSW on the thread title. The boobage is just going to get bigger from here on out. And while Cleric man will go the way of Pat Roberson and his predictions, those at work might have fall out to the extent of shut down if they pick to click an not know the shitck.
                        Hmmmm...
                        Do I post Eruption the song.
                        A picture of Eyjafjallajöekull :snickers:
                        Or a pic of what really will be exploding....
                        Brb, got to go watch German kitty.
                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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