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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Glenn BecKKK Conspiracy Theory Generator

    Too fucking funny....

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    Leftist sodomites are taking a page right out of Stalin's playbook in order to ban private property and turn it over to the collective. They don't want it to be We the People anymore. They want it to be We the Pot-Smoking Granny-Euthanizing Nazi Weasels.
    We the Pot-Smoking Granny-Euthanizing Nazi Weasels...........at least I know what to call myself now......thanks BecKKK

    On a side note......does he know about our commie lib cult we created to worship Obama and to usher in the new age of "ism" "ist".........shit, I didn't just type that, did I?
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32794

      #3
      None of the Democrats I know like Obama. They feel sold out and duped and view him as a Goldman Sachs shill. That being said, they still can't stand the Republican Party, Glenn Beck, or Sarah Palin. All I ask from Sarah is she release a sex tape for us to enjoy but not with Glenn Beck in it.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Blaze
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2009
        • 4371

        #4
        Originally posted by kwame k
        We the Pot-Smoking Granny-Euthanizing Nazi Weasels...........at least I know what to call myself now......thanks BecKKK

        On a side note......does he know about our commie lib cult we created to worship Obama and to usher in the new age of "ism" "ist".........shit, I didn't just type that, did I?
        If not, they can call 772-257-4501 to inquire.
        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          None of the Democrats I know like Obama. They feel sold out and duped and view him as a Goldman Sachs shill. That being said, they still can't stand the Republican Party, Glenn Beck, or Sarah Palin. All I ask from Sarah is she release a sex tape for us to enjoy but not with Glenn Beck in it.
          When I voted for Obama I never thought he was going to solve all the world's problems and that the day after the inauguration everything would be puppy dogs and roses.......

          I'm not too happy with his appointments and some of his policies but I also have followed US politics long enough to know that everything said on the campaign trail will not necessarily come to fruition. Name one politician ever who has kept all the promises made on the campaign trail, Right or Left.

          The biggest disappointment I have is in Congress (you know where the laws are made) Democrats are just blatant pussies lead by two of the worsts leaders ever, Reid and Pelosi! The Republicans have absolutely no agenda except to stall anything, spread unfounded fears (Death Panels, anyone remember that one) or say no to everything, all the while pretending to offer alternative solutions but in reality they are just hamstringing everything so they can win a majority in Nov.........at the American people's expense but we shouldn't hold that against them!

          The funny thing is we elect people to go to Washington to get things done but yet get all pissed off if, heaven forbid, someone compromises. I guess I'm a rarity in the workplace and in life because I find that compromising and listening to fellow workers, friends and family leads to better results in the long run........ They used to have a term for that but in all honesty, when's the last time you heard someone called a Statesman or using Statesmanship!
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            "GLENN BECK HAS NAZI TOURETTES!"










            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7


              Reminds me of a few posters here!
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32794

                #8
                The US was in an economic depression when Obama became president elect and the bankers were already in full control. The bankers started grabbing more control of the system after the crash of 1987. This is when the electronic rigging of the stock market began and Alan Greenspan had a lot to do with it. What the current president and congress should be doing is regulating the banking system again but leaving it private. They should be dismantling The Patriot Act and do something about the illegal immigration problem so states don't have to step in and do it. They should audit the Federal Reserve and bring it under US Treasury Coyontrol. The banks; especially, Goldman Sachs and The Federal Reserve have more power than the US Congress and they basically own the Executive Branch. Look how many Goldman Sachs people are in Obama's cabinet. Also it would be nice to have a president that actually has read and knows what he's signing into law. Obama never bothered to read his own healthcare bill. Not that Chimp Bush was any better. Bush hit the accelerator hard and steered this country for the cliff. Obama is just letting the Bush car run her course while giving it a little more gas.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • knuckleboner
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2927

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  None of the Democrats I know like Obama.
                  then you don't know a lot of democrats.

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