Who are you? who who who who?

[Reverberator]

Has anyone been reading all the goings on with people posting personal information , pictures etc...
Well I think it's about time we ALL came out and showed our true identiites .

Username .. Reverberator

Real name K K Downing*

Location Birmingham UK

Marital status Married twice**

Sex yes please

Sexual orientation Up the bum

Dependants Two old men with piss stained trousers and a dog with three legs and no teeth

Penis length XL

Stomach size XL

Bank balance XS

Criminal convictions** Bigamy

Occupation Failed rockstar , now rentboy.

Intrests Self mutilation

Address 54275 Bluetit Road , Kings acorn , Birmingham B97 32QH

Tel 075465 2xxxxxxxx12

Picture http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/reverberator_2007/Simon_Weston.jpg

* Not to be confused with The guitarist of Jodas Priest .... or am I?

If you need more info please ....get a life.

[Unchainme]

Hell bent...hell bent for leathaaaa'

[Anonymous]

You never really answered the question: have you bummed Rob?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Reverberator]

Have I bummed Rob? Yes ... if you're referring to Rob Bilport of Kidderminster.

[Anonymous]

Ok, it's a fair cop. It's aboot time I came out of the closet anyway.

Username Imapus Sylicker.

Real name Mooncher O'Muff.

Location In a small village in the cuntry, but near the wonderful Portuguese/Mediterranean bitches.

Marital status I wanna be a divorcee, but I can't be arsed to marry. Apparently, that's a pre-requisititititititititit.... bollocks, more like.

Sex Now, don't be dirteh.

Sexual orientation Yes, I am oriented by sex.

Dependants Alcohol.

Penis length Short, but quite plump. Larvelly, they call it. Birds always did like fat worms.

Stomach size Expandable.

Bank balance Two bob.

Criminal convictions Lewd behaviour in an historical monument.

Occupation International layabout.

Interests Crochet.

Address 1138 Strip Lane, near two palms & a swimming pool.

Tel iPad. I'm menstruated.

Picture http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4594/ridiculousw.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u146/reverberator_2007/Simon_Weston.jpg

Verbie, you hansom bastard! :biggrin:

[MAX]

Slick,

Anyone who's seen that pic knows it's not you. You look more like this... :barf:

http://willwilkinson.net/flybottle/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/znaniBurt%20Reynolds.jpg

[Anonymous]

It only goes to show that one should not post whilst drunk. Amongst many, many bad ideas that look good at the time, posting your personal pictures is just one of them.

Luckily, I'm a handsome bastard, so no real harm was done.

But yes, you're right, I look more like Burt than the weird thing I posted up there. I'd even ask one of the mods to replace the mustachioed broad picture I posted with that one.

And don't try to "disguise" it with the puke - you know me & Burt would be your tag team dream. Neeeeever happen, though. :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

I'm Very shocked By This information.:D

[MAX]

And don't try to "disguise" it with the puke - you know me & Burt would be your tag team dream. Neeeeever happen, though. :)



Don't flatter yourself you sick Portuguese fuck!!! Cos...



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If I were ever into that kind of malarkey, I'm pretty sure I could derive the same deranged fulfillment by rolling myself in an itchy deerskin rug whilst watching The Cannonball Run movies and being high on angel dust. Seriously Slick, Burt ever call wanting back his cheesy stache or Brillo® padded, 1970's chest?

[MAX]

I'm Very shocked By This information.:D

You're saying this as you frantically bust open your last case of hand lotion!!!

[Anonymous]

I DO NOT HAVE A MOUSTACHE.

I USED to have a very well trimmed goatee & 'stache, but now I'm goin' for the rough & fashionable two-three days beard look.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

You're saying this as you frantically bust open your last case of hand lotion!!!

How Rude Of You.:D

[Anonymous]

How Rude Of You.:D

Bah, nevermind Maxi, D-man.

Just turn your backside on him & tell him to fuck off. :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Reverberator]

Would you bum a Burt Reynolds lookalike from Portugal Yes I think I probably would.

[hideyoursheep]

Don't flatter yourself you sick Portuguese fuck!!! Cos...






If I were ever into that kind of malarkey, I'm pretty sure I could derive the same deranged fulfillment by rolling myself in an itchy deerskin rug whilst watching The Cannonball Run movies and being high on angel dust.

Or just pour peroxide over your head, whatever is easier, eh max?

You missed a spot.

:lmao:

[MAX]

Or just pour peroxide over your head, whatever is easier, eh max?

You missed a spot.

:lmao:

Good one. Call it a midlife crisis. lol

Fuck, I used to pay decent money for that shit as well.

Dumb bastiiid. I'm referring to myself and not you man. :cheers:

[Unchainme]

Wang-cares.

[MAX]

Unchainme,

Who's Wang, bro?? :confused:

[Blaze]

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[Jagermeister]

:umm:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Unchainme,

Who's Wang, bro?? :confused:

not mine:tongue0011:

[Unchainme]

Unchainme,

Who's Wang, bro?? :confused:

say it three times fast.

[Anonymous]

say it three times fast.

He's all of us, then.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Unchainme]

He's all of us, then.

Cheers! :bottle:

Who doesn't have a wank on this board?

and if you say you don't, you're a liar.

[Dan]

But Dont Get It On Your Computer Screen.:D

[Anonymous]

But Dont Get It On Your Computer Screen.:D

Words to live by.

If, however, the unspeakable happens & you do get it on your screen & someone sees it, tell 'em it's correcting fluid. You mistyped something & wanted to correct it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Reverberator]

I usually tell people it's fresh cream and invite them to take a lick of the screen ....they always say it's the best cream they've ever tasted.

Maybe that's what spunk tastes like , there's got to be plenty of peeps on here who could tell us if it does ....

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4594/ridiculousw.jpg

[Dan]

How Fucking Gross.:D

[Matt White]

Username .. Matt White

Real name Lancelot Link

Location Ann Arbor, MI

Marital status Nil

Sex Once bitten...

Sexual orientation Lebanese

Dependants Old Mother Hubbard

Penis length # meters

Stomach size 12

Bank balance $12.00

Criminal convictions Grand Theft Auto

Occupation Baptist

Interests Military Coups

State St Bridge

Tel 362-4360

pic:

http://www.runstop.de/bennysplace/lgjackie02.jpg

[jhale667]

Username: jhale667

Real name: Ahkametu Rocku :killer:

[Anonymous]

I usually tell people it's fresh cream and invite them to take a lick of the screen ....they always say it's the best cream they've ever tasted.

Maybe that's what spunk tastes like , there's got to be plenty of peeps on here who could tell us if it does ....

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4594/ridiculousw.jpg

Are you implying that there are some lilacs 'round 'ere?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

[GAR]

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Thank you sir, may I have another?

[GAR]

Username .. GAR
Real name Gary

Location Pacific Ocean, CA.

Marital status Never Married

Sex if the pump turns up

penile orientation slight curve up towards left

Dependants An elderly Korean with a face like a moldy mocassin and a dozen illegal aliens between two half-staffed locs'.

Penis length required trouser fitting specialist from Brooks Brothers

Stomach size 47 belt, italian horsehide please

Bank balance ask Chexsystems they know more than I do on the matter

Criminal convictions** Just one: don't steal from someone who you know, knows 'em.

Occupation rehired Corporate Compliance Officer. after that $140 certificate to join showed up in the mail (it worked, try it!)

Intrests Butterfly collecting, scatology, getting my roofer's license so I can provide roofie's legally, firebugging bank-owned vacancies after a nite flashbacking on acid and cold-remedy Stoli mixers..

Address 445 Towne Avenue Apt. 0, Los Angeles, CA 90013-2124

Tel (213) 4xx-xxx3
Picture My tonsilitis pic, just before grad nite
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/A/x/fencepost.jpg



If you need more info please .... ask Igloosmut. He knows everything!

[Nitro Express]

Looking at what was damaged by that pole, who would want to live? Doc. Just load up a syringe and send me to St. Peter.

[Nitro Express]

Slick,

Anyone who's seen that pic knows it's not you. You look more like this... :barf:

http://willwilkinson.net/flybottle/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/znaniBurt%20Reynolds.jpg

Burt is smoking. Obviously he just got done banging someone on that bear skin rug but the question is who? Dom Deloise? The elephant from Smoky and the Bandit II? Paul Williams?

[Golden AWe]

Username .. Golden AWe

Real name Arvi Adolf Ludvig Johan von Beast

Location Häme Castle, Finland Funland

Marital status Married with cuntputer

Sex What's it like?

Sexual orientation Likes pantyhoses and stockings ON WOMEN!

Dependants Daily wank & sugarless youghurt

Penis length longer than my pubic hair

Stomach size 34..35

Bank balance Fookin' short atm! Anybody willing to cash my nazi gold?

Criminal convictions Being a cunt, cuntvicted. Sentenced for life.

Occupation Cuntstructing architect

Intrests Le pervertee down le street

Address Sofa 1-2

Tel +358 40 72*****

Picture

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/06/bennyhill_3_396x222.jpg

[Reverberator]

I am going to post a prOn movie of myself dildoing my japs eye with a machete....please don't look at my penile warts.

[GAR]

Can you post stuff like that on YouStupe?

I'd like to share somehow.. some of my best-ever excretorial performances but they keep getting pulled down offline.

[GAR]

Burt is smoking.

He asked me once if I'd ever eaten the raisins falling fresh from a wild goats' ass, and I had to say "no sir."

Then he asked me if I felt wild enough to try that with him. I said I wasn't hungry at the moment.